What will the reptile breeding scene look like by 2030? Will we live to see toadline levels of manmade horror?

What will the reptile breeding scene look like by 2030? Will we live to see toadline levels of manmade horror?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are his ear holes so big?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all the better to hear you with

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We will become the lizards

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man looking reptiles that can turn a sandwhich into a full size chicken just by unwrapping a dinner plate

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just 2 more days for tomorrow

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 pics
    fucking germs

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany
    ohhh I get it they just ran out of electricity

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomorrow ill post pics for sure

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PICS DAMMIT

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything will have beautiful patterns and colors, the best looking snakes and lizards you've ever seen, they will also all have neurological issues and your lucky if they live over a couple years.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Germany and i bought two wild colored leopard geckos back in 2002 or 2003. Still have them, no sign of age, healthy and alive. It was in 2010 when more and more of those morphs came in and now Leopardgeckos look nothing like the ones i own. Like a totally different species. Talking with other Herpers i also know those designercreatures live mostly just for 8 or maximal ten years- if youre lucky. Theyre totally fucked. Last time i saw wild type leos on a reptile expo was 2012, theyre now more or less extinct in captivity, the only one still breeding them in germany are zoos.

    Same with beardies. I bought mine 2005 and he was a bit of a runt, but his body shape was like that of a normal lizard. Now they have the bodyplan of Monsterverse Godzilla with a reptilian mongoloid pug head. Dont let me even talk about ball pythons, collected like fucking pokemon cards by literal retards who put them in a fucking box. Disgusting.

    I dont like this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the reptiles getting injected with some chemicals or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna see the wild geckos anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tomorrow ill post pics.
        Theyre not wild, just wild type. The Nominat Form. Bred in europe since the 70s, but now repressed by those morph mutants.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is tomorrow now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          u dum bish promised the pictures
          were are them i don see them post them
          nao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't post pics tomorrow, I'm not sure I'll be able to warrant your safety.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where are the pics?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You failed to deliver, you have been destroyed by your gecko, your name shall forever be put in the red on the books

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          where
          are
          the
          pics?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah dude you just blindsided me with some crazy shit. Can anyone explain this or provide a link or something I genuinely want to learn about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least germany has a decent market for reptiles. Come to italy and aside from a couple annual expos you have to pre buy ticket for one year in advance, local small petshops just have badly kept leos and big stores only have stuff for dogs/cats/fish. I'm jelly of germany

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Buy tickets in advance for a reptile show.

        Is it because of covid and max attendance size for venues?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exotic species will be outlawed so people will only be able to keep wild caught natives.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody is going to find a way to breed ball pythons and leopard geckos into some rainbow colored basilisk monstrosity.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literal CRISPR dragons and pseudo dinosaurs made in some lawless privately owned free economic zone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hyped
      We should keep making them bigger, more sociable and smarter. What's the worst that could happen?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        we could, and that's the only question that matters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We should keep making them bigger
        This is already a thing with leopard geckos. Also there was one guy with a genetic giant lace monitor. Dunno what happened to it but last I heard it swallowed an adult female it was going to be paired with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that were me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive honest to goodness looked into a home CRISPR gene editing setup and it's already surprisingly not that expensive. Yeah it's a good deal of money but compared to some of the other shit people buy it's not too bad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I get one and what kind of budget would I need

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's only about $200 just put your testicles in the box and dial in the traits you want your kids to have, it's a little display with two buttons like a Tamagotchi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I get one and what kind of budget would I need

        It won't work. The embryos will die of some unforeseen complication, like those failed Iberian Ibex clones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what prevents us from making dinosaurs that spit chemicals like snakes but the chemicals explode when exposed to sunlight?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        “Ethics”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a utopian society

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in awe of the size of the lad

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