Visiting senpai in Australia. My wife screamed bc we were moving shit around and this fucking thing shot out of an empty cooler as we were cleaning the yard. I’ve seen these back home in Nebraska but not with the red. It looks like a penis. It squared up too like it wanted to jump us. Little fucker must’ve had water recently bc that shit was still running down its fangs. So wtf is it Wauf ? Should I kill it? It threatened me and my wife. I hate how ugly it is.
That's an AI 'spider'.
just found this guy in my work boot! totally legit!
>visiting senpai
Heh
I know it's a spider, but looks a bit like a solifuge too.
Mouse spider, male, probably looking for a mate and thought your wife would be suitable for some big black mouse spider cock
That's a Spider-man spider. If you let it bite you, you get Spider-man.
larp thread
Not a larp, things are apparently common out here. Fucking hate this place.
You can tell when people are lying on the internet because they leave off the "I"
e.g. "Fucking hate this place" instead of "I fucking hate this place."
also they say absurd shit like "Little fucker must’ve had water recently bc that shit was still running down its fangs."
as if they got close enough to see that.
nobody knows why you lie on the internet, but everybody knows you do.
>t. Butthurt Aussie btfo by American visiting his toxic inhospitable wasteland of a country
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Nice plebbit spacing retard. Imagine pointing out grammatical errors on a basket weaving image board kek. Go back.
>ESL armchair internet psychologist
holy fuck you're one massive retard
This sounds a little like Kimmo when wasn't running his pedo site, except his capitalization would have been admittedly accurate.
Lying like the fucking fake poll you keep trying to use on here?
Loser
woah, genuine schizobabble.
>as if they got close enough to see that
Apparently you’ve never seen a mygalomorph spider before dumbass. Go outside
>as if they got close enough to see that
Uh huh
Retard seethe
Mygalomorph spiders are fucking terrifying. In Cali we have these small ass spiders I forget what they’re called but they look like funnel webs only smaller and with super weak venom. They’re aggressive tho. I saw one back in November and it was pretty based and didn’t hesitate to do a threat display
>atrax robustus
These things scare the fuck outta me. Like they got the fangs of a snake, and the body of a tarantula.
I am inside your walls
>You can tell when people are lying on the internet because they leave off the "I"
>e.g. "Fucking hate this place" instead of "I fucking hate this place."
I'm looking back on 20 odd years of shitposting on the internet and it's blowing my fucking mind how true this is.
I first noticed it about myself when I was shitposting. Then I started watching other people shitpost and saw the same thing.
Like we're trying to convey nonchalance and thus truth by leaving ourselves out of the sentence. It's a weird habit, but it seems to be near universal.
>da univerz revolvz arown MI!
>armchair columbo
>You can tell when people are lying on the internet because they leave off the "I"
some people just don't like talking about, or referring to themselves.
i tend to refer to myself in third person.
you're not bright.
>Little fucker must’ve had water recently bc that shit was still running down its fangs
That was probably venom anon. Mouse spiders and especially funnel webs are well known for dripping venom during a threat display. They’re highly venomous, but not particularly dangerous
Red headed Mouse spider. Sports similar venom seen in Sydney funnel web spiders albeit having a lower yield. Very toxic, and if you’re bit you’re likely going to need emergency care. Don’t fuck with these, very deadly.
>Red headed Mouse spider.
>A mygalomorph that disperses by ballooning
Based AF