What the frick is this?

how was this a real animal?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a natural 0.5% mother mortality is bad
    Sorry, meant to give the "after we figured out puerperal fever" and the "before men decided that taking their pregnant wife to a corpse cutter" number in here, not the peak of the "scientific doctor who defames anyone who suggests that he might be the one spreading contagion" plague number.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lust provoking image

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you have a pouch where the piss and shit could risk going in it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how koalas have to feed their young

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I understand koalas need pap(mommy's turds), and sometimes kangaroo babies need it too.
        But I just figured that was an herbivore-only thing, since herbivore shit is not half as vile as carnivore shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they push the ass down to piss and shit I guess, like dogs do

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm... it appears that the thread has been hijacked by actual homosexuals.
    Shame humans have to make everything about themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. seething gayylien

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was Australia's flagship animal

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going extinct and your legacy is some people being so utterly high on copium that they insist you're maybe out there somewhere still.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    … Surely its shit and piss would fall into the pouch sometimes right? Seems really inconvenient

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you have a pouch where the piss and shit could risk going in it?

      Asking the real questions

      there is a genetic community in the Nordic states which is 100% immune to AIDS. Supposedly some big auto-immune plague swept through there tens of thousands of years ago, and the ones who survived all passed down the genes.

      That’s… pretty cool. NordGODS win again

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen koalas, they also have a rear facing pouch, but they also live upright in a tree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldnt the baby koala fall out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        exactly, because theyre evolved from the same thing as wombats, where having a rear facing pouch is great for not getting dirt in there, so they had to evolved a sphincter to keep the baby in, do you see why theyre an evolutionary dead end

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are an evolutionary dead end
          C-section kind of works, but it has it's complications

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we were, until being smart solved the problems that being smart created, but hindsight is 20/20 and humans are an evolutionary fluke that shouldnt really exist because of the sheer amount of physiological issue

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a huge laundry list of bug fixes if society wasn't too chickenshit about genetic engineering humans.
              >Fix aging
              >Scar free healing and body part regeneration
              >More than 2 sets of teeth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There really is no hope for us. Even the Chinese are scared of it. They had a scientist who GMO'd a pair of twins to be AIDS resistant and Pooh threw him in jail. Those kids are alive and out there somewhere, by the way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                … How did they know they were “aids resistant”? “Resistant” isn’t immune. Are they just walking around with a watered down version of AIDS in their system?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you muck with one of the receptors on immune cells, HIV can't attack it. Some people have this naturally, he just did it deliberately with CRISPR.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is a genetic community in the Nordic states which is 100% immune to AIDS. Supposedly some big auto-immune plague swept through there tens of thousands of years ago, and the ones who survived all passed down the genes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                scars are pretty cool though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we're not supposed to fix aging. if anything humans live too long

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares about that if we (the living) can't benefit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3rd set of replacement teeth is currently undergoing human clinical trials.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You realize most women can still have veganal births without major issues?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              'Most' in the case of humans being around 70-80% (before modern medicine). That's a dogshit chance of survival when compared to the birth survival rates of all other mammals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The worst it got in England and Wales was 10.5 deaths per 1000 births and over half of that was caused by "scientific doctors" who didn't believe in handwashing and didn't think a midwife was more qualified than a corpse dissecting man of science to deliver a child, and thus stuck their dead body covered hands into the veganas of other men's wives.

                Yeah, a natural 1.05% mother mortality is bad, but it's also not that much higher than several other large animals, including squirrel monkeys, spotted hyenas, and wild asses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a natural 0.5% mother mortality is bad
                Sorry, meant to give the "after we figured out puerperal fever" and the "before men decided that taking their pregnant wife to a corpse cutter" number in here, not the peak of the "scientific doctor who defames anyone who suggests that he might be the one spreading contagion" plague number.

                jej classic docs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Humans will alter themselves to be Ubermensch. Evolution has no regard for keeping a species long lived and intelligent. It just promotes what breeds and so it's unreliable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is actually a problem of modern hospital birthing practices

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fricking koalas man. only pandas are more useless

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Koalas evolved smooth brains to not care about any of that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fricking koalas man. only pandas are more useless

          Koalas are cool but the male ones fricking stink.
          And if they piss in your eye you get ocular chlamydia. Possibly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wombats are vastly superior in every way. I’m not sure why koalas are more famous in most places, wombats are far more beloved in Australia

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a stripy dog with a blown out pussy. Big deal.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute :3

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