What made these motherfuckers so evil? What the fuck is their problem?

What made these motherfrickers so evil? What the frick is their problem?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horny but can't jerk off

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boredom. Almost everything else in the ocean is completely moronic or mindless.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't evil though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They aren't evil though
      t.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they aren't

        >they do as they w-AACK!

        The Bigger Dolphin chose to do what it wanted, and it wanted to mog the bottlenose infront of the humans in style

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      High intelligence, they chose to not live in delusion but to live and do as they want, thus becoming rapists and fish huffers

      Dolphins aren’t rapists, that’s a fricking myth that the internet loves perpetuating for shock value.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what does dolphin pussy feel like?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has three subpussies that can move and contract independently to jerk off your dick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike a ton of other dolphin myths this one is actually true. They have the three independent pseudocervixes to keep out water and keep undesired males short of deep enough to inseminate them, while still letting them get off so they calm down.
        This strategy is also why male dolphin penises are so highly tapered and muscular, and why their semen comes out so thin and in a strong jet. They try to penetrate through the female's defenses anyway and inject some semen past the last pseudocervix even when she tries clamping them out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's so weird, that means they're like one of few mammalian species where the female can actually do something about being impregnated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impotent rage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read it can snap your dick in two.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can do no wrong, for I do not know what wrong is.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    immense IQ

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    High intelligence, they chose to not live in delusion but to live and do as they want, thus becoming rapists and fish huffers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sperm could potentially be smarter hard to tell because we've had a lot of issues studying them because the only way to do it without them fleeing is free diving which is absolutely insane for your ears and even your body starts to heat up when being pulsed with their intense clicks. They don't show the same malice even though they much more capable of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they do as they w-AACK!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mogged.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rekt

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