Unlike a ton of other dolphin myths this one is actually true. They have the three independent pseudocervixes to keep out water and keep undesired males short of deep enough to inseminate them, while still letting them get off so they calm down.
This strategy is also why male dolphin penises are so highly tapered and muscular, and why their semen comes out so thin and in a strong jet. They try to penetrate through the female's defenses anyway and inject some semen past the last pseudocervix even when she tries clamping them out.
sperm could potentially be smarter hard to tell because we've had a lot of issues studying them because the only way to do it without them fleeing is free diving which is absolutely insane for your ears and even your body starts to heat up when being pulsed with their intense clicks. They don't show the same malice even though they much more capable of it.
Horny but can't jerk off
Boredom. Almost everything else in the ocean is completely moronic or mindless.
They aren't evil though
>They aren't evil though
t.
Yeah but they aren't
The Bigger Dolphin chose to do what it wanted, and it wanted to mog the bottlenose infront of the humans in style
This
Dolphins aren’t rapists, that’s a fricking myth that the internet loves perpetuating for shock value.
Bros what does dolphin pussy feel like?
It has three subpussies that can move and contract independently to jerk off your dick.
Unlike a ton of other dolphin myths this one is actually true. They have the three independent pseudocervixes to keep out water and keep undesired males short of deep enough to inseminate them, while still letting them get off so they calm down.
This strategy is also why male dolphin penises are so highly tapered and muscular, and why their semen comes out so thin and in a strong jet. They try to penetrate through the female's defenses anyway and inject some semen past the last pseudocervix even when she tries clamping them out.
That's so weird, that means they're like one of few mammalian species where the female can actually do something about being impregnated
have a nice day
Impotent rage
I read it can snap your dick in two.
>I can do no wrong, for I do not know what wrong is.
immense IQ
High intelligence, they chose to not live in delusion but to live and do as they want, thus becoming rapists and fish huffers
sperm could potentially be smarter hard to tell because we've had a lot of issues studying them because the only way to do it without them fleeing is free diving which is absolutely insane for your ears and even your body starts to heat up when being pulsed with their intense clicks. They don't show the same malice even though they much more capable of it.
>they do as they w-AACK!
Mogged.
rekt