What is the most dangerous land animal in a straight-up gladiatorial duel with other animals?

What is the most dangerous land animal in a straight-up gladiatorial duel with other animals?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're all smooth brains. This mogs absolutely everything

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably a komodo dragon because even if he dies in the octagon all he needs is get one bite in and his opponent also dies. komodo is fricking metal and he never loses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The toxicity of their bites is way overstated. They have some of the weakest venom of all monitors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but honestly the venom is less interesting than the coagulating properties It has, really just bite once and the other can do wharever they'll piss blood from there until It's over

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The coagulating properties is the part that’s some of the weakest of any monitor. They’re simultaneously less toxic yet more deadly than people realise, they usually kill prey in a matter of minutes and can disable a buffalo with a couple bites through pure physical damage rather than just waiting for something to die days after being bitten

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spanish Fighting Bull. They're on record in Rome fighting against other animals and always coming out on top. They're bred to fight, and will fight to kill whatever they've set their minds onto. They revel in the kill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting bulls killed all three in Rome gladiator spectacles.

      They’re also on record being killed by bears in California. A rhino would annihilate one, much less an elephant

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Polar Bear. No contest.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What can an elephant even do, anyway?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me. With a plastic bag.

    I wait for the animal to charge me, and then at the last second I dodge roll to the side and leap on the animals back. If the animal’s small enough for me to wrap the.bag over its head, I do that. If it’s too big for that, I stuff the bag down it’s throat as far as it can go

    Done and done

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >first, im gonna stand still and be edgy, then im gonna do a super-duper cool dodge to the left and then anime jump onto its back and kill it with a bag somehow because that always happens!
      Walking talking Darwin Award right here You're (You), homosexual.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hippos

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bears?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably elephants out of carnivores tigers are a good candidate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't a Polar bear stronger than a tiger?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A grizzly bear can definitely beat a polar bear in size and weight, but a polar bear is way more aggressive and might be able to pull some John Wick shit off

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah grizzlies are more aggressive than polar bears, grizzlies regularly bully polars around and chase them off their kills where there ranges overlap.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Other way around. Polar bears are bigger, grizzlies are meaner

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Polar bears are much larger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ursus maritimus, it's not a land animal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just because they're semi‐aquatic dosen't make them not land animals dipshit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ice is not land

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/RyxgpfS.png

              so if you trap a polar bear in a region without open bodies of water to swim through, will it dehydrate and die? no? will it not be able to feed itself? yes? will it be able to reproduce? yes? than it's a FRICKING LAND ANIMAL YOU moronS

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just because they're semi‐aquatic dosen't make them not land animals dipshit

          ice is not land

          https://i.imgur.com/RyxgpfS.png

          Why be pedantic when elephants are the right answer anyway.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            follow the thread before replying

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    elephant probably

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      Elephant mogs literally everything in a 1v1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Elephants, Hippos, and Rhinos don't count.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fighting bulls killed all three in Rome gladiator spectacles.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like bullshit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lmao. Unless it was up against babies of each species, I highly doubt it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Male African Bush Elephant will destroy whatever the frick it wants.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A cobra could easily defeat an elephant assuming the elephant wasn't suped up on a bunch of drugs, and even then it'd end in a draw.

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