probably a komodo dragon because even if he dies in the octagon all he needs is get one bite in and his opponent also dies. komodo is fucking metal and he never loses.
Nta but honestly the venom is less interesting than the coagulating properties It has, really just bite once and the other can do wharever they'll piss blood from there until It's over
The coagulating properties is the part that’s some of the weakest of any monitor. They’re simultaneously less toxic yet more deadly than people realise, they usually kill prey in a matter of minutes and can disable a buffalo with a couple bites through pure physical damage rather than just waiting for something to die days after being bitten
Spanish Fighting Bull. They're on record in Rome fighting against other animals and always coming out on top. They're bred to fight, and will fight to kill whatever they've set their minds onto. They revel in the kill.
I wait for the animal to charge me, and then at the last second I dodge roll to the side and leap on the animals back. If the animal’s small enough for me to wrap the.bag over its head, I do that. If it’s too big for that, I stuff the bag down it’s throat as far as it can go
>first, im gonna stand still and be edgy, then im gonna do a super-duper cool dodge to the left and then anime jump onto its back and kill it with a bag somehow because that always happens!
Walking talking Darwin Award right here You're (You), gay.
A grizzly bear can definitely beat a polar bear in size and weight, but a polar bear is way more aggressive and might be able to pull some John Wick shit off
so if you trap a polar bear in a region without open bodies of water to swim through, will it dehydrate and die? no? will it not be able to feed itself? yes? will it be able to reproduce? yes? than it's a FUCKING LAND ANIMAL YOU RETARDS
You're all smooth brains. This mogs absolutely everything
probably a komodo dragon because even if he dies in the octagon all he needs is get one bite in and his opponent also dies. komodo is fucking metal and he never loses.
The toxicity of their bites is way overstated. They have some of the weakest venom of all monitors
Nta but honestly the venom is less interesting than the coagulating properties It has, really just bite once and the other can do wharever they'll piss blood from there until It's over
The coagulating properties is the part that’s some of the weakest of any monitor. They’re simultaneously less toxic yet more deadly than people realise, they usually kill prey in a matter of minutes and can disable a buffalo with a couple bites through pure physical damage rather than just waiting for something to die days after being bitten
Spanish Fighting Bull. They're on record in Rome fighting against other animals and always coming out on top. They're bred to fight, and will fight to kill whatever they've set their minds onto. They revel in the kill.
They’re also on record being killed by bears in California. A rhino would annihilate one, much less an elephant
Polar Bear. No contest.
What can an elephant even do, anyway?
If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck
Me. With a plastic bag.
I wait for the animal to charge me, and then at the last second I dodge roll to the side and leap on the animals back. If the animal’s small enough for me to wrap the.bag over its head, I do that. If it’s too big for that, I stuff the bag down it’s throat as far as it can go
Done and done
>first, im gonna stand still and be edgy, then im gonna do a super-duper cool dodge to the left and then anime jump onto its back and kill it with a bag somehow because that always happens!
Walking talking Darwin Award right here You're (You), gay.
Hippos
Bears?
me
Probably elephants out of carnivores tigers are a good candidate
Isn't a Polar bear stronger than a tiger?
A grizzly bear can definitely beat a polar bear in size and weight, but a polar bear is way more aggressive and might be able to pull some John Wick shit off
Nah grizzlies are more aggressive than polar bears, grizzlies regularly bully polars around and chase them off their kills where there ranges overlap.
Other way around. Polar bears are bigger, grizzlies are meaner
Polar bears are much larger.
Ursus maritimus, it's not a land animal
just because they're semi‐aquatic dosen't make them not land animals dipshit
ice is not land
so if you trap a polar bear in a region without open bodies of water to swim through, will it dehydrate and die? no? will it not be able to feed itself? yes? will it be able to reproduce? yes? than it's a FUCKING LAND ANIMAL YOU RETARDS
Why be pedantic when elephants are the right answer anyway.
follow the thread before replying
elephant probably
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Elephant mogs literally everything in a 1v1
fippy bippy
Elephants, Hippos, and Rhinos don't count.
Fighting bulls killed all three in Rome gladiator spectacles.
Sounds like bullshit
lmao. Unless it was up against babies of each species, I highly doubt it.
This. Male African Bush Elephant will destroy whatever the fuck it wants.
A cobra could easily defeat an elephant assuming the elephant wasn't suped up on a bunch of drugs, and even then it'd end in a draw.