What is the appeal of owning a cat?

Every cat owner I've known treats it like it's their roommate not their pet. And they all admit that cats are assholes, but they seemingly admire them for that? Do cat owners just like being cucked?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they hate themselves.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >signature on a 'jak
      holy fucking brimstone

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wojak posters should suckstart shotguns.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    Cats clean themselves when licking. How is this a bad thing?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    >Dogs smell fucking great retard
    dogfucker moment

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Every cat owner I've known treats it like it's their roommate not their pet.
    npc moment

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since i don't treat my cat like a baby, he doesn't act like the asshole you see in internet videos. In fact, he's like a dog without the high maintenance and is only an attention-whore when i'm chilling on the sofa. In fact it's hard to type this cause he keeps ramming his head into my phone and purring.

    Tl;dr Treat your cat like a cat, not a human baby

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like some cats but holy fuck are they stupid.
    >leave cat at the vet a few hours
    >literally forgets its sibling
    >they try to murder each other

    https://www.goodpetparent.com/2017/01/13/non-recognition-aggression-syndrome-cats/

    No other animal is this stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw cats are literally autistic

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate dogs because they smell and they spend every waking minute trying to licky my face with their nasty tongue which licked their asshole five minutes ago. Cats are just way more chill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can only assume people like you are trashy and spend time around trashy people if you havent encountered a chill well behaved dog in your life

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No mice

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cats weren’t assholes and I loved them. It’s nice when they jump on your lap to cuddle with you.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    coal nas

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my cat picked me to be his owner and not the other way around so he basically is my roommate and not my pet.
    >cat sat in front of my doorstep for a week straight until he shot his shot by just walking into my apartment while i was bringing in groceries
    >kicked him out and he sat there for another week confidently acting like he was my cat that i just forgot to let in and tried to come inside with me at every chance
    >Finally said fuck it i guess i have a cat now
    he has been a huge inconvenience at times but overall he's a bro and having something to take care of got me through a rough point in my life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very cute, I love when cats pick their owners.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    >For an animal, sex does not feel any better than eating.
    [citation needed]

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cats are cute. people like cute things. y is this board braindead

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When compared to a dog, I like cats because they have a more independent mindset. They decide moment to moment what they are going to do, and sometimes that includes cuddling or play but often they also just live life. Sometimes that gets interpreted as "asshole" but really they just have a mind of their own and seem to me like they have a more complete soul. Cats are also relatively low maintenance for that reason.

    Dogs on the other hand are like the retarded cartoon sidekick/slave trope. Yes they're loyal, and kind of fun. But also totally dependent and never let you out of their sight. As far as dogs go, I'm more alright with the worker breeds though they are also a handful for needing so much exercise. In the end dogs are more of a hassle.

    Personally I much prefer neocaridina shrimp and celestial pearl danios. I am their mostly merciful GOD... All bounty and hardship are to my whim. Also shrimp zoomies are best zoomies. But whatever. To each their own.

    Fuck birbs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuck birbs.
      how do you feel about snakes and the people that own them?
      asking for a friend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Snake is super cool for 5 minutes, then boring for 15 years or whatever the lifespan is. The people that own them insofar I've met them are either 90s cool guy, Steve Irwinesque zookeepers or borderline psychopaths that mostly enjoy the part where the mouse squeels and suffers a slow and painful death.

        I just say fuck birbs because I like to get a rise out of people and also my brother had a dwarf parrot growing up and that cunt was an asshole and the screeching sound drove me nuts.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    shut up schizo. You're so fucking boring when you're not telling us how dogs think.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    so anyone that disagrees with your outdated biological beliefs wants to fuck animals?
    what happens when you realize you're wrong and nobody believes that shit anymore?
    are you going to start fucking animals?

    this is why the dogmatic are the most evil people in the universe.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cat I used to have provided companionship, he was happy to cuddle with me, he was fun to play with and watch, and he killed a lot of pest animals (luckily he was more interested in rabbits than birds, especially when we yelled at him for bringing us birds while we rewarded him for rabbits)
    A few times in his long life he bit and scratched me, but I didn't admire him for that, it was annoying, eventually we learned enough about one another that in his last 6-7 years he never attacked me.
    Cats are enjoyable for many reasons, being attacked is usually not one of them unless its play fighting

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    totally makes sense except for being 50 years out of date and nobody believes that anymore.

    I think back when people thought that was true we also didn't believe women had orgasms.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    >For an animal, sex does not feel any better than eating.
    lol

    so why are humans so blessed with incredible sex while animals get oatmeal?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    >Animals can not consent to surgeries that are not strictly health related.
    so animals can consent to other surgeries, and sex. They just cannot consent to anything that anon doesn't like.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >omg cats are so intelligent and independent therefore I am a superior person for choosing such an intelligent animal as a companion/roommate xD if you dont treat your pets as your superior you are a morally inferior person

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    >t. dog fucker that probably campaigns against fixing
    Get your animals snipped, gay.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol bro what. I fucking shout and threaten my cat when it won't shut the fuck up.
    I don't think you need toxoplasmosis for schizophrenia in your case. Convenient cope to lash out, though.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    >doesn't enjoy dragging a complaining cat around on a string

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're cute gay

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobody likes a kiss-ass, Shrek

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    requires low maintenance, the only real thing that you have to do, outside of the obvious toys and food, is changing a litter box; every other animal requires more to be done in a lot of cases, like dogs you have to walk, let out and interact with on a daily basis, reptiles you only have to feed like once or twice a week, but you have to make sure their enclosure is heated, humidity, hides, dirt, and diet are properly maintained, this is similar to aquariums, but instead of humidity you have to keep track of water acidity, salinity and other things, like someone in the aquarium general accidentally killed all his shrimp because he got water from a copper pipe

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cats require less owner interaction, even if they demand it, to get by so the "low maintenance" aspect is attractive to many people.
    I know someone who grew up having a couple of very sweet, very docile cats. Based on this positive experience, she wanted a cat after getting her own place and rushed into adopting one, and is regretting it because she's a horrible little monster that probably requires more attention than most dogs would because of all the issues she has.
    I think there are a lot of people who feel sorry for pets that have been through multiple homes and adopt them out of pity, and then later it occurs to them why they've gone through multiple owners.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They go MEOOOW MEOOOW I HATE moronS
    And they are just kinda cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I gotta get a cat now

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    Cats can walk themselves, enjoy coping with your mongoloid golden retriever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Walking a dog is an enjoyable activity unlike doing anything with a cat except letting it outside and hoping it doesnt come back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >take dog for walk
        >constantly lunging at everything with a pulse
        >never shuts the fuck up
        >takes random shit on sidewalk
        >carry the shit around in a bag

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This man was so supremely autistic it’s kind of inspirational.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            his stories are incredibly autistic as well, there's barely any dialogue and instead he goes into his diatribes about weird cults and elder gods. No women either. Truly amazing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My favorite author

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't his cats name "moronMan" or something like that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I always imagine H.P. Lovecraft to have the voice of that guy who does The Report of the Week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This right here is the weirdest cope to me and proof that catfags dont really like their cats
      My jack russel would love to go romping in the woods around my house and explor the neighbors yards
      He would most likely be fine and come home eventually
      But i would be sick with worry the entire time because i actually care about him

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They amuse people who aren't very smart.

    The same way women and children are amused by Christmas lights because oooowww shiny and colourful.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can't help you OP.
    I too wonder why you'd get a pet only to let it roam outside all day and night, not even knowing where it is and only seeing it whenever it needs (extra) food

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not as needy as dogs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any small terrier is superior to a cat if that’s the case

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do cat owners just like being cucked?
    Yes

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    low-effort birdfag thread. do not reply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing to me that people still reply to this trash, and that jannies do nothing about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well become one yourself and clean the board up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't afford the mandatory HRT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if enough people report them mods will do something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Complain in feedback with a link to the threads.
          Slower boards usually don't have assigned janitors.

          >MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if enough people report them mods will do something.

        Complain in feedback with a link to the threads.
        Slower boards usually don't have assigned janitors.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Slower boards usually don't have assigned janitors
          Calling bullshit on this. I've called janny a zoophile before and he's deleted it within one minute.
          They're always here, they're just garbage.

          Maybe if enough people report them mods will do something.

          I always report these threads, they never do anything about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            try reddit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon

              you should try it too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cool contextual awareness, bot

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing

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