Every cat owner I've known treats it like it's their roommate not their pet. And they all admit that cats are assholes, but they seemingly admire them for that? Do cat owners just like being cucked?
What is the appeal of owning a cat?
Every cat owner I've known treats it like it's their roommate not their pet. And they all admit that cats are assholes, but they seemingly admire them for that? Do cat owners just like being cucked?
they hate themselves.
>signature on a 'jak
holy fucking brimstone
wojak posters should suckstart shotguns.
Cats clean themselves when licking. How is this a bad thing?
>Dogs smell fucking great retard
dogfucker moment
>Every cat owner I've known treats it like it's their roommate not their pet.
npc moment
Since i don't treat my cat like a baby, he doesn't act like the asshole you see in internet videos. In fact, he's like a dog without the high maintenance and is only an attention-whore when i'm chilling on the sofa. In fact it's hard to type this cause he keeps ramming his head into my phone and purring.
Tl;dr Treat your cat like a cat, not a human baby
I like some cats but holy fuck are they stupid.
>leave cat at the vet a few hours
>literally forgets its sibling
>they try to murder each other
https://www.goodpetparent.com/2017/01/13/non-recognition-aggression-syndrome-cats/
No other animal is this stupid.
>yfw cats are literally autistic
I fucking hate dogs because they smell and they spend every waking minute trying to licky my face with their nasty tongue which licked their asshole five minutes ago. Cats are just way more chill.
I can only assume people like you are trashy and spend time around trashy people if you havent encountered a chill well behaved dog in your life
No mice
My cats weren’t assholes and I loved them. It’s nice when they jump on your lap to cuddle with you.
coal nas
my cat picked me to be his owner and not the other way around so he basically is my roommate and not my pet.
>cat sat in front of my doorstep for a week straight until he shot his shot by just walking into my apartment while i was bringing in groceries
>kicked him out and he sat there for another week confidently acting like he was my cat that i just forgot to let in and tried to come inside with me at every chance
>Finally said fuck it i guess i have a cat now
he has been a huge inconvenience at times but overall he's a bro and having something to take care of got me through a rough point in my life
Very cute, I love when cats pick their owners.
>For an animal, sex does not feel any better than eating.
[citation needed]
cats are cute. people like cute things. y is this board braindead
When compared to a dog, I like cats because they have a more independent mindset. They decide moment to moment what they are going to do, and sometimes that includes cuddling or play but often they also just live life. Sometimes that gets interpreted as "asshole" but really they just have a mind of their own and seem to me like they have a more complete soul. Cats are also relatively low maintenance for that reason.
Dogs on the other hand are like the retarded cartoon sidekick/slave trope. Yes they're loyal, and kind of fun. But also totally dependent and never let you out of their sight. As far as dogs go, I'm more alright with the worker breeds though they are also a handful for needing so much exercise. In the end dogs are more of a hassle.
Personally I much prefer neocaridina shrimp and celestial pearl danios. I am their mostly merciful GOD... All bounty and hardship are to my whim. Also shrimp zoomies are best zoomies. But whatever. To each their own.
Fuck birbs.
>Fuck birbs.
how do you feel about snakes and the people that own them?
asking for a friend
Snake is super cool for 5 minutes, then boring for 15 years or whatever the lifespan is. The people that own them insofar I've met them are either 90s cool guy, Steve Irwinesque zookeepers or borderline psychopaths that mostly enjoy the part where the mouse squeels and suffers a slow and painful death.
I just say fuck birbs because I like to get a rise out of people and also my brother had a dwarf parrot growing up and that cunt was an asshole and the screeching sound drove me nuts.
shut up schizo. You're so fucking boring when you're not telling us how dogs think.
so anyone that disagrees with your outdated biological beliefs wants to fuck animals?
what happens when you realize you're wrong and nobody believes that shit anymore?
are you going to start fucking animals?
this is why the dogmatic are the most evil people in the universe.
My cat I used to have provided companionship, he was happy to cuddle with me, he was fun to play with and watch, and he killed a lot of pest animals (luckily he was more interested in rabbits than birds, especially when we yelled at him for bringing us birds while we rewarded him for rabbits)
A few times in his long life he bit and scratched me, but I didn't admire him for that, it was annoying, eventually we learned enough about one another that in his last 6-7 years he never attacked me.
Cats are enjoyable for many reasons, being attacked is usually not one of them unless its play fighting
totally makes sense except for being 50 years out of date and nobody believes that anymore.
I think back when people thought that was true we also didn't believe women had orgasms.
>For an animal, sex does not feel any better than eating.
lol
so why are humans so blessed with incredible sex while animals get oatmeal?
>Animals can not consent to surgeries that are not strictly health related.
so animals can consent to other surgeries, and sex. They just cannot consent to anything that anon doesn't like.
>omg cats are so intelligent and independent therefore I am a superior person for choosing such an intelligent animal as a companion/roommate xD if you dont treat your pets as your superior you are a morally inferior person
>t. dog fucker that probably campaigns against fixing
Get your animals snipped, gay.
Lol bro what. I fucking shout and threaten my cat when it won't shut the fuck up.
I don't think you need toxoplasmosis for schizophrenia in your case. Convenient cope to lash out, though.
>doesn't enjoy dragging a complaining cat around on a string
They're cute gay
nobody likes a kiss-ass, Shrek
requires low maintenance, the only real thing that you have to do, outside of the obvious toys and food, is changing a litter box; every other animal requires more to be done in a lot of cases, like dogs you have to walk, let out and interact with on a daily basis, reptiles you only have to feed like once or twice a week, but you have to make sure their enclosure is heated, humidity, hides, dirt, and diet are properly maintained, this is similar to aquariums, but instead of humidity you have to keep track of water acidity, salinity and other things, like someone in the aquarium general accidentally killed all his shrimp because he got water from a copper pipe
Cats require less owner interaction, even if they demand it, to get by so the "low maintenance" aspect is attractive to many people.
I know someone who grew up having a couple of very sweet, very docile cats. Based on this positive experience, she wanted a cat after getting her own place and rushed into adopting one, and is regretting it because she's a horrible little monster that probably requires more attention than most dogs would because of all the issues she has.
I think there are a lot of people who feel sorry for pets that have been through multiple homes and adopt them out of pity, and then later it occurs to them why they've gone through multiple owners.
They go MEOOOW MEOOOW I HATE moronS
And they are just kinda cute
Holy shit I gotta get a cat now
Cats can walk themselves, enjoy coping with your mongoloid golden retriever.
Walking a dog is an enjoyable activity unlike doing anything with a cat except letting it outside and hoping it doesnt come back
>take dog for walk
>constantly lunging at everything with a pulse
>never shuts the fuck up
>takes random shit on sidewalk
>carry the shit around in a bag
This man was so supremely autistic it’s kind of inspirational.
his stories are incredibly autistic as well, there's barely any dialogue and instead he goes into his diatribes about weird cults and elder gods. No women either. Truly amazing.
My favorite author
Wasn't his cats name "moronMan" or something like that?
I always imagine H.P. Lovecraft to have the voice of that guy who does The Report of the Week.
This right here is the weirdest cope to me and proof that catfags dont really like their cats
My jack russel would love to go romping in the woods around my house and explor the neighbors yards
He would most likely be fine and come home eventually
But i would be sick with worry the entire time because i actually care about him
They amuse people who aren't very smart.
The same way women and children are amused by Christmas lights because oooowww shiny and colourful.
can't help you OP.
I too wonder why you'd get a pet only to let it roam outside all day and night, not even knowing where it is and only seeing it whenever it needs (extra) food
Not as needy as dogs.
Any small terrier is superior to a cat if that’s the case
>Do cat owners just like being cucked?
Yes
low-effort birdfag thread. do not reply.
It's amazing to me that people still reply to this trash, and that jannies do nothing about it
Well become one yourself and clean the board up
I can't afford the mandatory HRT
Maybe if enough people report them mods will do something.
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Complain in feedback with a link to the threads.
Slower boards usually don't have assigned janitors.
>Slower boards usually don't have assigned janitors
Calling bullshit on this. I've called janny a zoophile before and he's deleted it within one minute.
They're always here, they're just garbage.
I always report these threads, they never do anything about it
try reddit
I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon
you should try it too
Cool contextual awareness, bot
>reddit spacing