What is going to be the next invasive species?

What is going to be the next invasive species?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope bunny rabbits.
    I like bunny rabbits.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Afghans and Pakis.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been thinking about releasing hundreds of some form of megafauna into the woods of cascadia for decades now, and is one of my main goals for once I attain even a paltry sum. I haven't decided on what animal yet - Llama, maybe? Also considering blackbuck, giraffes, alpaca, bactrian camels, ostriches, wildebeest, przwalksis horses, zebra, or just regular horses in extreme numbers (which would probably be the easiest to get away with).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pick something chill, please, we already have five mammals around here which you need to be constantly wary of fricking you up, two or three of which are often found casually residing within city limits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zebra?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could probably live with that.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A nice little secret for you guys.

    There are fricking nile crocodiles in the everglades that are very likely breeding. It is kept quiet for now because niles look nearly identical to american crocodiles and they don't want people going around shooting anything that looks like a croc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a real problem, as this can easily be solved by introducing a reproductively viable population of hippos into the everglades to jaw-crunch them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We should get right on that. I wanna see American hippos interacting with everything else

        Afghans and Pakis.

        Indians is more accurate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nile crocs aren’t even that bad. I doubt they would outcompete alligators. Saltwater crocs, however? Frick them.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you america for grey squirrels and these motherfrickers right here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought you people love replacements, thats why you did the thing with the migrants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don’t “they” did that…

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something resilient and small that thrives in contact with humans, like bed bugs, but more capable of movement without human intervention

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no such thing as an invasive species.
    Animals are not humans (the only creatures capable of being invasive).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but humans introduce non-native species. that's what we call invasive. It's still a human cause.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes there is moron
      it doesn't have to be literally staging an invasion, it's just a term used to describe a species introduced by humans that etc etc etc etc etc
      dumb pedantic homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        midwit redditor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >projecting

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the most friendly Australian?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t be ridiculous, that’s far too small to be an Australian species

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what stops a terrorist from fishing some asian car out of a river and dumping them into the great lakes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me. I will be there to wedgie them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It depends, we talking Toyota or Honda?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Donald Trump made policies about this

        I forgot the p guys 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donald Trump made policies about this

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be releasing thousands of juvenile hoplias into major US waterways where I think they could take root. Either forcing fish to become hyper aggressive and resilient to survive, or wiping out large populations of certain species.
    Mainly doing this because I am upset that the USA only has one or two native characin species.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your mom invading my pantaloons

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pacman frogs live in the dry regions of South America so they'd need to be somewhere similar.

      https://i.imgur.com/Ufm02sa.jpeg

      Escaped gar are common in Asia but won't ever be truly invasive because they take too long to sexually mature.

      I will be releasing thousands of juvenile hoplias into major US waterways where I think they could take root. Either forcing fish to become hyper aggressive and resilient to survive, or wiping out large populations of certain species.
      Mainly doing this because I am upset that the USA only has one or two native characin species.

      Hoplias were in Florida back in the 1970s but the small population was poisoned and then ultimately killed by a cold snap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are several species that live in Uraguay and argentina, rio Paraná is very similar to the southern Mississippi as far as temperatures go

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