What frog is this?

What frog is this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sapo de helado
    uma delícia

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its actually a toad, a very icy one

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know the guy who took this pic, it's not ice cream, it's actually frogurt

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like it's a product of Whizzo Chocolate Company.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When he wakes up, tell him to revert techies

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cirno frog

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mmm sorvete de sapo
    uma delícia

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    French vanilla

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you cheeky shit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Great Value brand ice cream?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing THIS aggressively french can be of great value, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great Value tubs have white tops.
      Great Value chads just keep winning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nothing THIS aggressively french can be of great value, anon

        Is that Great Value brand ice cream?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ice cream has contact marks from the lid
          >so does the toad, but it's noticably higher than the level of the icecream
          >so the icecream was opened, creating the first contact marks, then the toad was placed in and closed over it
          Son of a b***h, they DID do it after they bought the ice cream.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah if it were natural I'd expect the frog to at least be embedded partway inside of the icecream instead of just neatly lying on top

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *squints at the ingredients*
        >carrageenan
        >corn syrup
        I've seen worse but I wouldn't call this "great value"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes just chillin

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The comrades he lost ... the friends he lost... was it all worth it ... he did travel through the va lley of death but at what cost ?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why’s it so bumpy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its a species of false toad, I'm not sure which but apparently that kind of frog species is full of warts like that, I wonder what purpose they serve although that may just be a type of primitive amphibian "body armor" depending on how strong they are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The "warts" might increase surface area for breathing through the skin, which amphibians do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/VDn1IPn.jpg

          The comrades he lost ... the friends he lost... was it all worth it ... he did travel through the va lley of death but at what cost ?!

          i want to touch those bumps...and maybe try to pop it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reverse search is useful
          http://www.frogsofborneo.org/bufonidae/144-bufonidae/pseudobufo/subasper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/dUcCEVI.jpg

        Its a species of false toad, I'm not sure which but apparently that kind of frog species is full of warts like that, I wonder what purpose they serve although that may just be a type of primitive amphibian "body armor" depending on how strong they are.

        Pseudobufo subasper, one of the only true toads that has a mainly aquatic lifestyle and webbed feet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ribbed for her pleasure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Herpes can pass from parent to child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those are frog eggs (freggs), after gesticulation they will hatch into tadpoles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon it's mean to lie to children

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These look a lot tastier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blessed. Now we just need the normal frogposter and this thread is gilded.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you thaw him out and he'd be fine? I heard frogs can be frozen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how deep he was frozen. They can survive a few degrees negative c, but industrial icecream packing and transportation freezers are often far, far colder than that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that shit is dead and you know it's dead just by looking at it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rocky toad

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    à la toad

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Squished eastern American toad? Someone who knows toads help

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone do this? what's the fricking point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely, the frog accidentaly got ibto the production chain unnoticed and got creamed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how deep he was frozen. They can survive a few degrees negative c, but industrial icecream packing and transportation freezers are often far, far colder than that.

        it's more likely they bought the icecream and then put the frog in it and took a picture after freezing it, for social media points

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >more likely
          How?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's unlikely that a frog would get into an icecream packaging facility
            it's likely that someone with a phone and a (optionally dead) frog would get the idea for a funny photo
            both are possible, but one seems more likely to me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              another case: someone at the facility put the frog in as a joke

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >one seems more likely
              Again HOW?
              The factory could be near some wetlnad and rain forced frogs to seek shelter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Man, how often do you find frogs in your house? Sure it's completely possible for a frog to sneak into an icecream factory and make it all the way to the packing line without ever being seen but chances are so slim. Most likely explanation is that it was put there.

                Occam's razor, look it up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how often do you find frogs in your house?
                How many frogs were found in this brand's icecream since they started making them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                at least one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can't just say Occam's razor and win the argument. Lol, child's logic. An explanation being simple doesn't mean it's correct

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Man, how often do you find frogs in your house? Sure it's completely possible for a frog to sneak into an icecream factory and make it all the way to the packing line without ever being seen but chances are so slim. Most likely explanation is that it was put there.

                Occam's razor, look it up.

                The fact occam's razor is always mentionned by people who think the simplest answer is the right one really goes to show we live in a disturbingly stupid reality where suffocants invents all sorts of concepts to feel justified in their opinions while being wrong about everything. Its not the simplest answer someone put it in there its a distorted cause and effect that uses your misanthropy to work up artificial scenarios in your head. You can be of the opinion its the "simplest" explication, but it will remain a subjective matter, and that is true for pretty much everything that crappy razor is built for.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >by people who think the simplest answer is the right one
                But it is.
                The simplest explanation that accounts for all the known facts and evidence should be the preferred explanation. You say it's misanthropic but that's completely situational. Ever heard the phrase "don't assume malice when stupidity is a simpler explanation"? Giving people the benefit of the doubt when they make mistakes is also Occam's razor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No occam's razor is basically a bullshit explanation for people who think they can get it out to explain their own stupidity and bias given a situation's context, IE what you're doing right now. Nobody couldve put that frog there and assuming so isn't about stupidity or clout but about thinking someone is as low of a moral standpoint as to do that over an industrial accident, but sure thing buddy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody couldve put that frog there
                It was actually Barack Obama who put it there. I know this because I saw him do it. I'm not lying, am I?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frogs are masters of stealth and infiltration, I will have you know. How do you think these often underwhelming animals survived so long.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's unlikely that a frog would get into an icecream packaging facility
          it's likely that someone with a phone and a (optionally dead) frog would get the idea for a funny photo
          both are possible, but one seems more likely to me

          occam's razor, you moron. You fricking moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer morono's scientific quote worship

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s just hibernating, he’ll be fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they actually live in ice all winter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Northern frogs and toads gotta metabolize antigel in their blood before starting a slow cryogenisation process ,can take a week or two while the freeze sets and the soil hardens and they will often burry themselves in mud to minimize direct contact with frozen ice water and snow. where they effectively temporarily die but without ice crystals forming in their body. I'm not sure that toad had been preparing itself for the grand ice cream voyage tho.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not sure that toad had been preparing itself for the grand ice cream voyage tho.
          kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude, he's just chillin

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ice cream

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sweet one!

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