>ice cream has contact marks from the lid >so does the toad, but it's noticably higher than the level of the icecream >so the icecream was opened, creating the first contact marks, then the toad was placed in and closed over it
Son of a bitch, they DID do it after they bought the ice cream.
Its a species of false toad, I'm not sure which but apparently that kind of frog species is full of warts like that, I wonder what purpose they serve although that may just be a type of primitive amphibian "body armor" depending on how strong they are.
Its a species of false toad, I'm not sure which but apparently that kind of frog species is full of warts like that, I wonder what purpose they serve although that may just be a type of primitive amphibian "body armor" depending on how strong they are.
Pseudobufo subasper, one of the only true toads that has a mainly aquatic lifestyle and webbed feet.
Depends on how deep he was frozen. They can survive a few degrees negative c, but industrial icecream packing and transportation freezers are often far, far colder than that.
Depends on how deep he was frozen. They can survive a few degrees negative c, but industrial icecream packing and transportation freezers are often far, far colder than that.
it's more likely they bought the icecream and then put the frog in it and took a picture after freezing it, for social media points
it's unlikely that a frog would get into an icecream packaging facility
it's likely that someone with a phone and a (optionally dead) frog would get the idea for a funny photo
both are possible, but one seems more likely to me
>one seems more likely
Again HOW?
The factory could be near some wetlnad and rain forced frogs to seek shelter.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Man, how often do you find frogs in your house? Sure it's completely possible for a frog to sneak into an icecream factory and make it all the way to the packing line without ever being seen but chances are so slim. Most likely explanation is that it was put there.
Occam's razor, look it up.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>how often do you find frogs in your house?
How many frogs were found in this brand's icecream since they started making them?
1 year ago
Anonymous
at least one
1 year ago
Anonymous
You can't just say Occam's razor and win the argument. Lol, child's logic. An explanation being simple doesn't mean it's correct
1 year ago
Anonymous
Man, how often do you find frogs in your house? Sure it's completely possible for a frog to sneak into an icecream factory and make it all the way to the packing line without ever being seen but chances are so slim. Most likely explanation is that it was put there.
Occam's razor, look it up.
The fact occam's razor is always mentionned by people who think the simplest answer is the right one really goes to show we live in a disturbingly stupid reality where suffocants invents all sorts of concepts to feel justified in their opinions while being wrong about everything. Its not the simplest answer someone put it in there its a distorted cause and effect that uses your misanthropy to work up artificial scenarios in your head. You can be of the opinion its the "simplest" explication, but it will remain a subjective matter, and that is true for pretty much everything that crappy razor is built for.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>by people who think the simplest answer is the right one
But it is.
The simplest explanation that accounts for all the known facts and evidence should be the preferred explanation. You say it's misanthropic but that's completely situational. Ever heard the phrase "don't assume malice when stupidity is a simpler explanation"? Giving people the benefit of the doubt when they make mistakes is also Occam's razor.
1 year ago
Anonymous
No occam's razor is basically a bullshit explanation for people who think they can get it out to explain their own stupidity and bias given a situation's context, IE what you're doing right now. Nobody couldve put that frog there and assuming so isn't about stupidity or clout but about thinking someone is as low of a moral standpoint as to do that over an industrial accident, but sure thing buddy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Nobody couldve put that frog there
It was actually Barack Obama who put it there. I know this because I saw him do it. I'm not lying, am I?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Frogs are masters of stealth and infiltration, I will have you know. How do you think these often underwhelming animals survived so long.
it's unlikely that a frog would get into an icecream packaging facility
it's likely that someone with a phone and a (optionally dead) frog would get the idea for a funny photo
both are possible, but one seems more likely to me
Northern frogs and toads gotta metabolize antigel in their blood before starting a slow cryogenisation process ,can take a week or two while the freeze sets and the soil hardens and they will often burry themselves in mud to minimize direct contact with frozen ice water and snow. where they effectively temporarily die but without ice crystals forming in their body. I'm not sure that toad had been preparing itself for the grand ice cream voyage tho.
sapo de helado
uma delícia
its actually a toad, a very icy one
I know the guy who took this pic, it's not ice cream, it's actually frogurt
That looks like it's a product of Whizzo Chocolate Company.
When he wakes up, tell him to revert techies
Cirno frog
mmm sorvete de sapo
uma delícia
French vanilla
you cheeky shit.
Is that Great Value brand ice cream?
nothing THIS aggressively french can be of great value, anon
Great Value tubs have white tops.
Great Value chads just keep winning.
>ice cream has contact marks from the lid
>so does the toad, but it's noticably higher than the level of the icecream
>so the icecream was opened, creating the first contact marks, then the toad was placed in and closed over it
Son of a bitch, they DID do it after they bought the ice cream.
yeah if it were natural I'd expect the frog to at least be embedded partway inside of the icecream instead of just neatly lying on top
*squints at the ingredients*
>carrageenan
>corn syrup
I've seen worse but I wouldn't call this "great value"
hes just chillin
The comrades he lost ... the friends he lost... was it all worth it ... he did travel through the va lley of death but at what cost ?!
Why’s it so bumpy
Its a species of false toad, I'm not sure which but apparently that kind of frog species is full of warts like that, I wonder what purpose they serve although that may just be a type of primitive amphibian "body armor" depending on how strong they are.
The "warts" might increase surface area for breathing through the skin, which amphibians do.
i want to touch those bumps...and maybe try to pop it.
Reverse search is useful
http://www.frogsofborneo.org/bufonidae/144-bufonidae/pseudobufo/subasper
Pseudobufo subasper, one of the only true toads that has a mainly aquatic lifestyle and webbed feet.
ribbed for her pleasure
Herpes can pass from parent to child
those are frog eggs (freggs), after gesticulation they will hatch into tadpoles
anon it's mean to lie to children
These look a lot tastier.
blessed. Now we just need the normal frogposter and this thread is gilded.
Can't you thaw him out and he'd be fine? I heard frogs can be frozen
Depends on how deep he was frozen. They can survive a few degrees negative c, but industrial icecream packing and transportation freezers are often far, far colder than that.
that shit is dead and you know it's dead just by looking at it.
rocky toad
à la toad
Squished eastern American toad? Someone who knows toads help
why would anyone do this? what's the fucking point?
Most likely, the frog accidentaly got ibto the production chain unnoticed and got creamed.
it's more likely they bought the icecream and then put the frog in it and took a picture after freezing it, for social media points
>more likely
How?
it's unlikely that a frog would get into an icecream packaging facility
it's likely that someone with a phone and a (optionally dead) frog would get the idea for a funny photo
both are possible, but one seems more likely to me
another case: someone at the facility put the frog in as a joke
>one seems more likely
Again HOW?
The factory could be near some wetlnad and rain forced frogs to seek shelter.
Man, how often do you find frogs in your house? Sure it's completely possible for a frog to sneak into an icecream factory and make it all the way to the packing line without ever being seen but chances are so slim. Most likely explanation is that it was put there.
Occam's razor, look it up.
>how often do you find frogs in your house?
How many frogs were found in this brand's icecream since they started making them?
at least one
You can't just say Occam's razor and win the argument. Lol, child's logic. An explanation being simple doesn't mean it's correct
The fact occam's razor is always mentionned by people who think the simplest answer is the right one really goes to show we live in a disturbingly stupid reality where suffocants invents all sorts of concepts to feel justified in their opinions while being wrong about everything. Its not the simplest answer someone put it in there its a distorted cause and effect that uses your misanthropy to work up artificial scenarios in your head. You can be of the opinion its the "simplest" explication, but it will remain a subjective matter, and that is true for pretty much everything that crappy razor is built for.
>by people who think the simplest answer is the right one
But it is.
The simplest explanation that accounts for all the known facts and evidence should be the preferred explanation. You say it's misanthropic but that's completely situational. Ever heard the phrase "don't assume malice when stupidity is a simpler explanation"? Giving people the benefit of the doubt when they make mistakes is also Occam's razor.
No occam's razor is basically a bullshit explanation for people who think they can get it out to explain their own stupidity and bias given a situation's context, IE what you're doing right now. Nobody couldve put that frog there and assuming so isn't about stupidity or clout but about thinking someone is as low of a moral standpoint as to do that over an industrial accident, but sure thing buddy.
>Nobody couldve put that frog there
It was actually Barack Obama who put it there. I know this because I saw him do it. I'm not lying, am I?
Frogs are masters of stealth and infiltration, I will have you know. How do you think these often underwhelming animals survived so long.
occam's razor, you retard. You fucking retard.
I prefer retardo's scientific quote worship
is he ok
He’s just hibernating, he’ll be fine
Yeah he's cool.
Don't they actually live in ice all winter?
Northern frogs and toads gotta metabolize antigel in their blood before starting a slow cryogenisation process ,can take a week or two while the freeze sets and the soil hardens and they will often burry themselves in mud to minimize direct contact with frozen ice water and snow. where they effectively temporarily die but without ice crystals forming in their body. I'm not sure that toad had been preparing itself for the grand ice cream voyage tho.
>I'm not sure that toad had been preparing itself for the grand ice cream voyage tho.
kek
Yeah dude, he's just chillin
Ice cream
A sweet one!