What do you think of Great Danes?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.
    Why would you get one of those droopy slobber machines if you could get a greyhound that lives 3x as long and doesn't look like a boxer head slapped on a greyhound.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Do they like to kiss?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have great cookies

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a white woman, I'd have to say I am a big fan.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why that homie's front legs backwards?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A girl at my dog park had two, one time one of them jumped through a big window and shattered it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the dog is nice but if you own one I guarantee everyone assumes you have a miniscule penis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone said that about the guy who used to bring his great dane to the bars in the small southern town I spent my 20's in. Nice dude, kind of boring though. Dog was definitely filling in for his personality.

      The dog himself had a regal bearing. Very tolerant and polite. Not a hint of aggression. Nothing but nice things to say about him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone said that about the guy who used to bring his great dane to the bars in the small southern town I spent my 20's in. Nice dude, kind of boring though. Dog was definitely filling in for his personality.

      The dog himself had a regal bearing. Very tolerant and polite. Not a hint of aggression. Nothing but nice things to say about him.

      that doesn't make sense, how would you be compensating with a great dane? to me that kind fo stigma should go to the idiots that get guard dogs, mastiffs, and pits just for the perceived aggression in them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why? every great dane i've seen is basically a big puppy. they're all softies. i don't even think i've heard one bark before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone
      women and homosexuals
      if women see any man's property they might consider intimidating, they immediately think of his penis

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The definitive dog breed

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't live very long. I can't stand the thought of losing a dog after 6 or 7 years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's pretty heart breaking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ruh-roh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not very good with commitment so that's actually a plus for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you don't take care of it or get it from a bad breeder.
      Family on my street has two Great Danes ages 8 and 11.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mutant freak breed

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think one of my dogs is part great dane. Cool dogs part wolfhound and part mastiff. Bred by German nobles who import these british dogs to hunt with and then sleep in the princess chambers later and eat any prick who tried to mess with her.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So big they're scary even though I know they're gentle giants.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's their health, generally?
    Are they a more lazy or more active breed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're giant lap dogs. Bred as such, and behave as such. They're also the shortest average lifespan dog, I think. Maybe those smashed and slammed dogs dissolve into sludge after a year, idk.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best breeds ever, 100/10

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