This night I dreamt there was a minke whale in some sort of garage and while she was not underwater she seemed happy to see me. Touched her head and her big fluke.
It's horrid. Cause I will never gently pet a real minke whale. 🙁
But I want to do things to a minke whale like I did in my dreams. She moans as I play with her fluke like it was her sweet spot. I could never do that in front of others.
If you're really adventurous you could rent a small boat with an outboard motor and try to find one yourself alone and try some shit. Would be a legend if you did.
they are the largest predation on earth whose sole existence is to die and be food to literal bottom feeders, as such is the fate all large bodied aquatic creatures
A human's sole purpose is to feed flies and their larvae.
Our entire food industry supports flies more than it supports us, our sewage systems are fly breeding facilities, our bodies supply salt that they fearlessly drink directly from our skin, our cities eradicate all the natural enemies of flies and offer them food and shelter, our bodies and the bodies of our animals eventually become maggot incubators.
Anyone who thinks that humans are the dominant species on Earth is either stupid or insane, we are clearly being farmed.
this is retarded
i live in a city and hate flies
fuckin wish people would go out of their way kill maggots honestly
love bugs but that guys are just frog food frankly
>sole existence is to die and be food to literal bottom feeders
What do the funerals of blue whales look like? They stare at their peer sinking in the infinite deep blue, singing sorrow songs?
Suffer from the immense amount of underwater noise pollution. Going slowly insane until you decide to anhero and dive deeper than you ever have before, and release your last breath, as the precious relief of silence finally calls, God says "Whale done, child. Whale done."
this must be so agonizing
imagine a rockband playing everyday down the street, every street...
Retards, sound in water isn't the same as on land. And the natural sound generated by regular geological activity, undersea landslides and other natural phenomena drown out anything man can make.
You are unfathomably dense. Underwater sound pollution is absolutely a thing, and it's detrimental precisely BECAUSE sound travels differently through water. If anything, the sound being underwater is WORSE because they cannot just avoid shipping lanes or drilling sites detonating explosives all day long.
This >filter feeding is stupidly easy >so big you have nothing to fear >permanent feeling of weightlessness in water >just singing, fucking swimming, eating and chilling
Being a blue whale must be the best life. If I were to be reincarnated as anything it'd be one. I always enjoyed being in the water more than on land where your joints ache under gravity and people look at you weird for singing for fun.
Anon, filter feeding doesn't happen quite as you expect it
They don't just float around with their mouths open, they lunge at a patch of krill in the single biggest display of strength in the entire animal kingdom accelerating up to 20mph while taking in their entire bodyweight in water and dragging it along, a good 53,000 gallon of water
Imagine if to eat you had to suddenly run at top speed while swallowing 20 gallon of water, that's blue whale life
and they're built for it; so perfectly sculpted for the task that it likely feels euphoric in the same way you'd get a kick out of bouncing on a trampoline
Yea ik, but they get like a days supply of food in a single gulp and krill are so abundant you can see patches of them from space
https://i.imgur.com/1AX0Kqu.png
>have to constantly look for krill/small fish >barnacles growing on your body but you have no hands to scratch them >cookie cutter sharks eating chunks of you, these sharks have forced submarines to return for repair with their bites. Pic related, they can get bigger than that.
>krill
See above >barnacles
would be the more annoying part, but whales can deal with it by rubbing their body on the ocean floor, as well as jumping out of the water and smashing their bodies back down to get some off >cookie cutters
thing is, blue whales are MASSIVE and have a thick layer of blubber. Shit would be like a mosquito bite, probably barely notices it, similar story with barnacles. I doubt it even bothers them much at all.
>have to constantly look for krill/small fish >barnacles growing on your body but you have no hands to scratch them >cookie cutter sharks eating chunks of you, these sharks have forced submarines to return for repair with their bites. Pic related, they can get bigger than that.
Swim, eat, shit, cum.
Just like any average human
They sing deep songs
they just go with the flow
Eat Krill every single day like most whales
Apparently we are starving them to death or forcing them to compete with food with us.
do we need 'em?
It’s K/D ratio must be staggering
>4,000,000 krill per day on average
>1,460,000,000 krill per year
> 131,400,000,000 krill over a 90 year lifespan
This night I dreamt there was a minke whale in some sort of garage and while she was not underwater she seemed happy to see me. Touched her head and her big fluke.
It's horrid. Cause I will never gently pet a real minke whale. 🙁
bro go on a whale watching tour, I'm pretty sure you can do exactly that
But I want to do things to a minke whale like I did in my dreams. She moans as I play with her fluke like it was her sweet spot. I could never do that in front of others.
I mean, you can try…
I did the waltz with a seal once. U Jelly Brah?
How was it?
Wet and heavy. She was a good dancer though
If you're really adventurous you could rent a small boat with an outboard motor and try to find one yourself alone and try some shit. Would be a legend if you did.
Fortune favors the bold anon.
>rent a boat and diving equipment just to rape a whale
Peak human behaviour
People say dolphins are at least as smart as us but I haven’t seen flipper building a cart to come on land and rape any humans
No hands.
>I haven’t seen flipper building a cart to come on land and rape any humans
Why bother when humans keep stumbling into his rapecave?
how is raping people smart
they can't impregnate us
i think it's dumb unless they're gonna start walkin around like dogs and hump each other
>She moans as I play with her fluke like it was her sweet spot
They live.
they are the largest predation on earth whose sole existence is to die and be food to literal bottom feeders, as such is the fate all large bodied aquatic creatures
A human's sole purpose is to feed flies and their larvae.
Our entire food industry supports flies more than it supports us, our sewage systems are fly breeding facilities, our bodies supply salt that they fearlessly drink directly from our skin, our cities eradicate all the natural enemies of flies and offer them food and shelter, our bodies and the bodies of our animals eventually become maggot incubators.
Anyone who thinks that humans are the dominant species on Earth is either stupid or insane, we are clearly being farmed.
this is retarded
i live in a city and hate flies
fuckin wish people would go out of their way kill maggots honestly
love bugs but that guys are just frog food frankly
>sole existence is to die and be food to literal bottom feeders
What do the funerals of blue whales look like? They stare at their peer sinking in the infinite deep blue, singing sorrow songs?
The deep blue, while vast, is most certainly finite my good man.
Suffer from the immense amount of underwater noise pollution. Going slowly insane until you decide to anhero and dive deeper than you ever have before, and release your last breath, as the precious relief of silence finally calls, God says "Whale done, child. Whale done."
this must be so agonizing
imagine a rockband playing everyday down the street, every street...
Retards, sound in water isn't the same as on land. And the natural sound generated by regular geological activity, undersea landslides and other natural phenomena drown out anything man can make.
You are unfathomably dense. Underwater sound pollution is absolutely a thing, and it's detrimental precisely BECAUSE sound travels differently through water. If anything, the sound being underwater is WORSE because they cannot just avoid shipping lanes or drilling sites detonating explosives all day long.
They exist in a perfect and permanent state of mindfulness always knowing exactly what to do and how and when do it.
The ultimate NEET.
The ultimate
This
>filter feeding is stupidly easy
>so big you have nothing to fear
>permanent feeling of weightlessness in water
>just singing, fucking swimming, eating and chilling
Being a blue whale must be the best life. If I were to be reincarnated as anything it'd be one. I always enjoyed being in the water more than on land where your joints ache under gravity and people look at you weird for singing for fun.
>filter feeding stupidly easy
Anon, filter feeding doesn't happen quite as you expect it
They don't just float around with their mouths open, they lunge at a patch of krill in the single biggest display of strength in the entire animal kingdom accelerating up to 20mph while taking in their entire bodyweight in water and dragging it along, a good 53,000 gallon of water
Imagine if to eat you had to suddenly run at top speed while swallowing 20 gallon of water, that's blue whale life
awesome
>Imagine if to eat you had to suddenly run at top speed while swallowing 20 gallon of water, that's blue whale life
This is just like my anime.
and they're built for it; so perfectly sculpted for the task that it likely feels euphoric in the same way you'd get a kick out of bouncing on a trampoline
Yea ik, but they get like a days supply of food in a single gulp and krill are so abundant you can see patches of them from space
>krill
See above
>barnacles
would be the more annoying part, but whales can deal with it by rubbing their body on the ocean floor, as well as jumping out of the water and smashing their bodies back down to get some off
>cookie cutters
thing is, blue whales are MASSIVE and have a thick layer of blubber. Shit would be like a mosquito bite, probably barely notices it, similar story with barnacles. I doubt it even bothers them much at all.
They're big guys.
4 U
>have to constantly look for krill/small fish
>barnacles growing on your body but you have no hands to scratch them
>cookie cutter sharks eating chunks of you, these sharks have forced submarines to return for repair with their bites. Pic related, they can get bigger than that.
Would a blue whale even really notice when a cookie shark takes a bite from it?
what a shitty species
evolution is a confirmed moron
Whales aren't cookies, idiot
>so big you have nothing to fear
lol
lmao, even
big