What do they do?

What do they do?

  1. 1 month ago
    /r/

    Swim, eat, shit, cum.
    Just like any average human

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They sing deep songs

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they just go with the flow

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat Krill every single day like most whales

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently we are starving them to death or forcing them to compete with food with us.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do we need 'em?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s K/D ratio must be staggering

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >4,000,000 krill per day on average
      >1,460,000,000 krill per year
      > 131,400,000,000 krill over a 90 year lifespan

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This night I dreamt there was a minke whale in some sort of garage and while she was not underwater she seemed happy to see me. Touched her head and her big fluke.

    It's horrid. Cause I will never gently pet a real minke whale. 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro go on a whale watching tour, I'm pretty sure you can do exactly that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I want to do things to a minke whale like I did in my dreams. She moans as I play with her fluke like it was her sweet spot. I could never do that in front of others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, you can try…

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I did the waltz with a seal once. U Jelly Brah?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How was it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wet and heavy. She was a good dancer though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you're really adventurous you could rent a small boat with an outboard motor and try to find one yourself alone and try some shit. Would be a legend if you did.

          Fortune favors the bold anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >rent a boat and diving equipment just to rape a whale
            Peak human behaviour

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              People say dolphins are at least as smart as us but I haven’t seen flipper building a cart to come on land and rape any humans

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No hands.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven’t seen flipper building a cart to come on land and rape any humans
                Why bother when humans keep stumbling into his rapecave?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how is raping people smart
                they can't impregnate us
                i think it's dumb unless they're gonna start walkin around like dogs and hump each other

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >She moans as I play with her fluke like it was her sweet spot

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They live.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are the largest predation on earth whose sole existence is to die and be food to literal bottom feeders, as such is the fate all large bodied aquatic creatures

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A human's sole purpose is to feed flies and their larvae.
      Our entire food industry supports flies more than it supports us, our sewage systems are fly breeding facilities, our bodies supply salt that they fearlessly drink directly from our skin, our cities eradicate all the natural enemies of flies and offer them food and shelter, our bodies and the bodies of our animals eventually become maggot incubators.
      Anyone who thinks that humans are the dominant species on Earth is either stupid or insane, we are clearly being farmed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is retarded
        i live in a city and hate flies
        fuckin wish people would go out of their way kill maggots honestly
        love bugs but that guys are just frog food frankly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sole existence is to die and be food to literal bottom feeders
      What do the funerals of blue whales look like? They stare at their peer sinking in the infinite deep blue, singing sorrow songs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The deep blue, while vast, is most certainly finite my good man.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suffer from the immense amount of underwater noise pollution. Going slowly insane until you decide to anhero and dive deeper than you ever have before, and release your last breath, as the precious relief of silence finally calls, God says "Whale done, child. Whale done."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this must be so agonizing
      imagine a rockband playing everyday down the street, every street...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this must be so agonizing
      imagine a rockband playing everyday down the street, every street...

      Retards, sound in water isn't the same as on land. And the natural sound generated by regular geological activity, undersea landslides and other natural phenomena drown out anything man can make.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are unfathomably dense. Underwater sound pollution is absolutely a thing, and it's detrimental precisely BECAUSE sound travels differently through water. If anything, the sound being underwater is WORSE because they cannot just avoid shipping lanes or drilling sites detonating explosives all day long.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They exist in a perfect and permanent state of mindfulness always knowing exactly what to do and how and when do it.
    The ultimate NEET.
    The ultimate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >filter feeding is stupidly easy
      >so big you have nothing to fear
      >permanent feeling of weightlessness in water
      >just singing, fucking swimming, eating and chilling
      Being a blue whale must be the best life. If I were to be reincarnated as anything it'd be one. I always enjoyed being in the water more than on land where your joints ache under gravity and people look at you weird for singing for fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >filter feeding stupidly easy

        Anon, filter feeding doesn't happen quite as you expect it
        They don't just float around with their mouths open, they lunge at a patch of krill in the single biggest display of strength in the entire animal kingdom accelerating up to 20mph while taking in their entire bodyweight in water and dragging it along, a good 53,000 gallon of water

        Imagine if to eat you had to suddenly run at top speed while swallowing 20 gallon of water, that's blue whale life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          awesome

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine if to eat you had to suddenly run at top speed while swallowing 20 gallon of water, that's blue whale life
          This is just like my anime.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and they're built for it; so perfectly sculpted for the task that it likely feels euphoric in the same way you'd get a kick out of bouncing on a trampoline

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yea ik, but they get like a days supply of food in a single gulp and krill are so abundant you can see patches of them from space

          https://i.imgur.com/1AX0Kqu.png

          >have to constantly look for krill/small fish
          >barnacles growing on your body but you have no hands to scratch them
          >cookie cutter sharks eating chunks of you, these sharks have forced submarines to return for repair with their bites. Pic related, they can get bigger than that.

          >krill
          See above
          >barnacles
          would be the more annoying part, but whales can deal with it by rubbing their body on the ocean floor, as well as jumping out of the water and smashing their bodies back down to get some off
          >cookie cutters
          thing is, blue whales are MASSIVE and have a thick layer of blubber. Shit would be like a mosquito bite, probably barely notices it, similar story with barnacles. I doubt it even bothers them much at all.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're big guys.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            4 U

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >have to constantly look for krill/small fish
        >barnacles growing on your body but you have no hands to scratch them
        >cookie cutter sharks eating chunks of you, these sharks have forced submarines to return for repair with their bites. Pic related, they can get bigger than that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would a blue whale even really notice when a cookie shark takes a bite from it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what a shitty species

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          evolution is a confirmed moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Whales aren't cookies, idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so big you have nothing to fear

        lol

        lmao, even

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big

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