I like slits. Dicks and tits should stay protected in slits when not in use. Having those things hanging around exposed to damage all day is not fun. Good thing humans have clothes but imagine the pain of running in the bushed trying to catch dinner and some thorn hook in your dick. Or that squirrel who it got its balls stuck and had its entire body suspended by the balls.
>some thorn hook in your dick
I've had something close, my scrote and ass got poison ivy when I was on a construction job where the only porta potty had been tipped over and the only real choice was to shit in the woods.
armpit lactation is a real thing, the mammary glans extend all the way up to the armpits and sometimes for some reason the upper glands connect to the skin pores instead of the breast ducts during lactation, look it up
its a bad condition tho, painful
Also in generals boobs don't stay big when not in use. They grow when the animal is producing milk and shrink back to normal after milk production ceases. Humans grow them in puberty and keep them like that.
thats actually entirely bunk science that for some reason continues to exist because no one wants to come out with a science paper to correct the record, but there are measured charts of average primate dicks
chimps and bonobos penises are about the same to longer length as an average man but have a smaller tapered shaft.
A lot of larger non great apes also are around the size of an average man.
6-8inches seems to be the goldilocks zone for larger primate dicks
Actually not true, it's just in almost all animals the breasts on females only swell up during the mating season and for nursing, as they are a sexual draw for males and obviously provide sustenance for the young. But in humans, our mating season is all the time so the breasts just inflate and never recede, with the trade-off being female humans have a finite amount of eggs instead of producing them their whole life.
It's not really "the most unusual" but udders are weird to think about. It's like separate boobs merged into one great swollen megaboob that's also right under the piss and poop holes.
I guess the unusualness comes from the fact that a quadrupeds breasts are at the front instead of the back. I can't think of any other animal that applies to.
Where in america is this?
Detroit.
booba
Related question: what's the most unusual animal milk you've ever drank?
I'm a typical suburbanite American so for me it's goat.
Almond
Where are the nipples on an almond?
On the very tip pointy end, it's hard to see though
I'd say whales, they just have slits that lead to the mammary glands that release milk when the baby mouths them iirc
I like slits. Dicks and tits should stay protected in slits when not in use. Having those things hanging around exposed to damage all day is not fun. Good thing humans have clothes but imagine the pain of running in the bushed trying to catch dinner and some thorn hook in your dick. Or that squirrel who it got its balls stuck and had its entire body suspended by the balls.
>some thorn hook in your dick
I've had something close, my scrote and ass got poison ivy when I was on a construction job where the only porta potty had been tipped over and the only real choice was to shit in the woods.
Whale milk is also like way more concentrated so it doesn't just immediately dissolve in water and has the consistency of toothpaste.
koalas their nipples swell inside their babies mouths to stop them from becoming unsocketed
Isn't that all marsupials while in the initial pouch stage?
Anyone touch an elephant before? Do they feel as dry as they look?
Female lemurs have very musky and smelly boobs, that literally made to be rubbed and sniffed by humins!
>literally made to be rubbed and sniffed by humins
Why?
Don't encourage him
Anon, I really want to share you why, but this is a blue board. This related to my attraction to lemurs. I hope you understood.
How does he smell like? I love his attractive muzzle!
I post on lulz.net in lemur thread so you can find out why there. But please do not share anyone that I visit that thread there!
I thought you were dead since I saw no lemurs in the feral friday threads on trash. A shame.
Sexy boobs
I want to suck milk out of them right from the elephant's source
Bats and sireneans have armpit mammaries.
That would be cool to see it in humans.
ok pitfag
armpit lactation is a real thing, the mammary glans extend all the way up to the armpits and sometimes for some reason the upper glands connect to the skin pores instead of the breast ducts during lactation, look it up
its a bad condition tho, painful
Humans when you think about it
damn. He's right though.
This, they probably have the biggest breast to body ratio of any primate. Size wise I don't think anything beats vivid udders
Also in generals boobs don't stay big when not in use. They grow when the animal is producing milk and shrink back to normal after milk production ceases. Humans grow them in puberty and keep them like that.
we also have the biggest cock to body ratio of any primate, and the highest overall breast and genital variation.
thats actually entirely bunk science that for some reason continues to exist because no one wants to come out with a science paper to correct the record, but there are measured charts of average primate dicks
chimps and bonobos penises are about the same to longer length as an average man but have a smaller tapered shaft.
A lot of larger non great apes also are around the size of an average man.
6-8inches seems to be the goldilocks zone for larger primate dicks
Actually not true, it's just in almost all animals the breasts on females only swell up during the mating season and for nursing, as they are a sexual draw for males and obviously provide sustenance for the young. But in humans, our mating season is all the time so the breasts just inflate and never recede, with the trade-off being female humans have a finite amount of eggs instead of producing them their whole life.
Human breasts are like a male peacock's tail really. Large ones don't even produce more milk.
Depends on if they're large because of fat or glandular tissue. If she's skinny with huge tits, it's probably glandular.
It's not really "the most unusual" but udders are weird to think about. It's like separate boobs merged into one great swollen megaboob that's also right under the piss and poop holes.
they developed there because the animal is quadruped so the udder needs to be physically protected
What cupsize is that?
Are they really unusual? They just look like human grandma tits stapled onto an elephant.
Would you latch onto those saggy bags as fervently as we all know you would to a goats engorged teats?
I would suck on some elephant breasts. There's also a few videos online of people milking them.
How hard would it be to select human females for that size, we have induced udders in enough species we should be able to isolate the breast gene.
that would hurt like hell
not the issue at hand.
That just looks like mammoth-sized ballsacks
I guess the unusualness comes from the fact that a quadrupeds breasts are at the front instead of the back. I can't think of any other animal that applies to.
>quadruped has mammaries towards the front
what causes this to happen? I thought it was a primate thing because we can pick up babies and walk upright
elephants used to walk upright before their society collapsed
I literally never thought about what elephant tits looked like until this thread.
Thanks I guess.
Same
Is her face on the donger? It must be. You could make an assumption with relative certainty.
god i wish that woman were me
YE MUM!