What animal has the most aesthetic penis

What animal has the most aesthetic penis

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    echidna

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogs, as much as i'm sure they're nice to get fricked by, have about the least aesthetic penis of any animal, they look like they've been tourniquited and are about to fall off
    horses are good, as everyone knows, dolphins are good too, domestic cats are underrated

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK is this thread still up holy shit
    I guess the jannies really don't care about this board anymore, huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What rule are we breaking? Why are you so desperate to be a janny? Look at yourself seething and crying while we have a civil discussion of animals on the animal board.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        https://i.imgur.com/rWpxI28.jpg

        already well accepted that horsewiener is the clear winner I'm pretty sure

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's lemurgay when you need him

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue Board

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If white women's opinions are a good metric, then it must be dogs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If white women's opinions are a good metric
      They aren't. I don't even think they need to be voting or using the internet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad you'll never have the balls or the opportunity to ever be able to do anything to change that 🙂
        >Inb4 something stunning and brave like "ywnbaw, troony, israelite, shill, Black person, like, etc."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, I think I’ve seen more jungle asians and dark skinned latinas in those videos, and the one woman I met in person who was known for that was a dot Indian.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just thinly-veiled anti-white hatred (racism)
        It's something the left is trying to 'meme', I've never heard this false stereotype until 2 years ago.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its because aside from one distinct group, not entirely a racial one but a cultural one that was started by one race, the average people of the rest of the world do not take care of their dogs at all. only one distinct group mostly keeps dogs inside and actually cares for them, keeping them clean and healthy. the rest say "dogs are filthy animals and belong outside" and then send them, yknow, outside, to do whatever they want.

          for some reason the predicament they put themselves in makes them feel like they should mock the only people who keep dogs successfully rather than consider their own mistakes. and part of this mockery is accusing the average person who belongs to this successful dog keeping group of fricking the dogs since they like them so much.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Makes good sense on a global scale.
            Although the only people I've heard it from are left-wing white men, trying to pass it off as a joke.
            But the "joke" is just confusing every time.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The radleft and radright losers both steal memea from the third world (india, russia, etc).

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to clean houses, and one client (an upper-middle class white family, the man was in the army and the woman obviously decorated the house) had a pillow that literally said "I sleep with my dog".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it can be difficult to distinguish a "dog lover" from a dog "lover"
                that being said, most people i see walking large intact male dogs are white women, and most of the remainder are white men
                take that as you will

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i've seen non-whites walking dogs too, and they're rarely intact

                Why are you staring at the genitals of every large male animal in your neighborhood?
                Do you keep a logbook of genitalia sightings?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                because i like looking at dog sheaths and balls and cookies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most people i see walking large intact male dogs are white women, and most of the remainder are white men
                This is true for me, but the only coloreds I see are occasional delivery drivers, a couple of Mexican stablehands at a nearby horse boarding facility, and one fat Somali nurse at my normal doctor’s office; so I won’t assume it has anything to do with a behavior I was first exposed to by videos of swarthy girls on Kazaa.

                Everyone else I see in my day to day life within 20 miles of my home is white.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                House cleaner jose can’t take a joke

                it can be difficult to distinguish a "dog lover" from a dog "lover"
                that being said, most people i see walking large intact male dogs are white women, and most of the remainder are white men
                take that as you will

                Yes because we actually walk our dogs on leashes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i've seen non-whites walking dogs too, and they're rarely intact

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neutering dogs before 2 years of age is borderline animal abuse and it's actually best to wait til about 7 or 8. The earlier you neuter the more likely they are to develop joint/skeletal disorders, expensive to treat cancers and autoimmune isorders, incontinence, unwanted personality changes, etc.

                "Common knowledge" is the result of a propaganda campaign targeted at people who kept outdoor dogs, not common sense.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is a 100% chance that I'm whiter than you. I got the joke dipshit, but it's clearly not just "left-wing white men" making it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Only dogs can get rabies.
            Lmao, dumbass.
            My country has a lower incidence in rabies in dogs than the U.S. and we still are at more risk because of our local animals.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The left
          It's mostly 3rd worlders you dense c**t

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eastern Europe
      >white women

      https://i.imgur.com/qWnEjHO.jpg

      What animal has the most aesthetic penis

      Humans objectively. Any disagreement is mental illness by definition.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the human ones that I've seen have been mutilated, gross.

        https://i.imgur.com/qWnEjHO.jpg

        What animal has the most aesthetic penis

        Sleeping fossa.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If white women's opinions are a good metric
      I can't think of a single case where this would be true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If white women's opinions are a good metric
      I can't think of a single case where this would be true

      umh

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girardinus metallicus

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but uncut human dicks are hot as frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you suck an uncut human dick? Would you allow it to penetrate your butthole? Are you attracted to masculine faces?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gorilla because it looks like yours

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your mom

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unmutilated human

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    already well accepted that horsewiener is the clear winner I'm pretty sure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unmutilated human

      One of these two, I’d say, but only because I’m not sure whether my narcissism about the one I have is skewing my belief excessively.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post hooves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      size queen

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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