What animal are you irrationally afraid of?

What animal are you irrationally afraid of?

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  1. 2 years ago
    anonymous

    feminists are the scariest shit ever... you cant give them the classic "you're right" answer you give girls to shut them the fk up cause they are moronic feminists and u dont wanna give them the satisfaction cause they dont deserve to live. sperm lost, balls->sperm--; sadlyf

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huge insects. Grasshoppers, locusts, mole crickets, centipedes, mantises, stick bugs and all the similar fauna. Once a big locust entered my room, but at that time I had a siberian cat the size of a small dog, and he smashed that horrid insect with his paws.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That one.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rats but isn't a irrationally fear

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cane toads creep me right out.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flour weevils, I didnt even notice they infested my lucky charms until after I poured the milk and took a bite. I got distracted and when I came back some were floating on top.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caterpillars and Cnidarians. I really love spiders though

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spiders.
    I hate being an arachnophobe because they're really cool and interesting critters, but they terrify the piss out of me.
    I can handle them up to about .5cm, which is basically nothing.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches, crickets, grasshoppers

    Any kind of medium sized bug that is quick and squirmy and can fly or jump at you out of nowhere. I'm fine with worms, mantises, spiders, isopods and other slow bugs. Beetles are also cool if they aren't too large and can't fly.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am deathly afraid of mosquitoes buzzing inside my ear. which they love to do

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am deathly afraid of house centipedes.
    I know that I'm bigger than they are but holy shit they are so fast and so creepy ;-;

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spiders, that is why I keep tarantulas now.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not fear so much as unimaginable hatred and disgust
    >crawls into your pant leg and bites you over and over again and somehow knows how to hide when you pull it up
    frick these things for ever existing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horses.
    Way too much muscle for how unintelligent they are. Get the frick away from me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I’m not too keen on being near an animal that can kill you with a single kick and is spooked by its own shadow either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a simple rule: don't trust any animal you couldn't beat in a fight.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lice

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches by a long shot, they gross me out so badly I even cringe while disposing of their dead bodies, though that's only for big ones the smalls ones still gross me out but not to that point.

    Also I fear american roaches waay more than german roaches for some reason

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Potato Bugs

    There's just something so unholy about them. Even the name puts across how wrong they are.

    I'm thankful I've only had to deal with them only once in my life, but I've heard they sound like a human baby when you step on them. Is this true?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      israelite cricket. They scream when disturbed. I had a few pet ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You now remember the king kong movie, the ñart where they fall into the ravine with all the bugs

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zebra mussels. My sister got her foot slashed by these dickhead worthless b***hes and had to be taken to the hospital where the worthless Indian doctor almost killed her through blood infection because he was a dirty incompetent c**t. Totally ruined the 4th of July and she still has a massive scar. At least my parents sued his ass for malpractice.

    Oh also indians

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roaches
    mostly the killing them part, my brain views them as giant juice filled sacks so i can never get the full force into the old peanut butter jar technique to kill because of fear theyre gush everywhere

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harvestmen

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bats
    Any wild animals except foxes and rabbits

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black widow spiders. I know they aren't out to get me, but if one is anywhere I might walk into its web it has to go. I leave them alone if they are out of my way though.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hornets
    Large centipedes
    Stray dogs

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking moths.
    Which is weird because I have an irrational NON-fear of arthropods. I love insects, I love arachnids. Does it have many legs? Bring them to me, I love that shit. Spiders, centipedes, wienerroaches, anything, I’ll kiss them if I could, I spent my entire childhood catching bugs.
    Except moths.
    Just not moths, and only moths specifically. And I don’t fricking understand why.
    Of all the bugs out there, from the venomous ones and other shit that can give you blisters just from brushing up against one, I somehow developed an intense irrational fear of moths. MOTHS. Probably THE most harmless bug out there. I don’t fricking get it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey im not alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TP4Gjga.jpg

      hey im not alone

      hello my moth fearing brethren. that thing they do with their scent glands is the freakiest shit i've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are the worst.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pantry moths I understand since they start life as a grub eating your food, other moths are just so cute and fluffy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moths will fly into your ear, not irrational at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TP4Gjga.jpg

      hey im not alone

      https://i.imgur.com/gVFZxXo.png

      [...]
      hello my moth fearing brethren. that thing they do with their scent glands is the freakiest shit i've ever seen

      https://i.imgur.com/aiAUrMg.jpg

      They are the worst.

      [...]

      Fun fact: Butterflies can and WILL drink blood if you expose them to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are not afraid of moths.
      You are afraid of mothman.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slugs and centipedes.
    I had this incredibly vivid dream as a little kid where I was tied to a chair in my neighbors kitchen and the room was slowly filling up with giant slugs, centipedes. Even since then I have this instant revulsion to slugs.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs when they start barking at me.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it irrational to be afraid of rats? They won't kill me directly but I don't want to get bitten and get rat AIDS.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    none these days besides roaches which i would say are rational, but i used to fear bulls somewhat
    they don't exist in my city but imagine your chest being ran through with two knives really fast
    how are matadors even a thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They grease the bulls eyes so they can’t impale them as easy.
      Still, there’s been stories of bulls ripping femoral arteries and ramming through the chest of these guys.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to swim a lot as a kid and I had an irrational fear of sharks, piranhas, and crocodiles even though I have literally never swam in a body of water that contains any of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly people don’t seem to fear crocodiles anywhere near as much as they should and fear sharks way more than they should

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches just make me angry. I squish these disgusting things with my fist when they dare crawl into my kitchen. Same as flies, theyre basically homing midge roaches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you manage to stand their crunchy texture and overall ughness? Like I can't even step on a bug unless I have shoes on, much less use my hand. I'd feel the exoskeleton and almost vomit instinctively. I hate bugs so much but if I know it's nice like a spider I force myself to catch and release it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let the flame of your rage fuel you friend.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A certain group of individuals who make up 13% of the population yet commit 50% of the violent crimes

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grasshoppers. Ran into a yard filled with them as a kid and had them jump all over me. All over my face and body, one was over my eye; I was hysterical and my mom said she thought there was at least a hundred of them on me. Had nightmares for the longest time and I've almost caused car crashes because one will jump inside.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >praying mantis hissing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i imagine it was actually shaking its maraca ass at me or rubbing its wings together but hissing is easier to say

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    friends while i was out on a walk i saw a praying mantis in the middle of the road. i tried chasing it to the other side so it wouldnt get run over but it started chasing me instead, leading it further into the road. i was scared because it was hissing at me but i conquered this fear and grabbed the little guy and ran him over to a bush

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I didn’t even realise a mantis could stridulate, but looking it up apparently they can

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My brother is afraid of earwigs because he legitimately thinks they'll try to climb into his ears.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big Chungus

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maggots,centipedes.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moths and butterflies

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am not afraid bust simply disgusted at insects. Just get a shive trough my body everytime I see one or think about them.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Generally anything from Australia terrifies me. Even the moths over there are like as big as my hand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AHHHH!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How could you be terrified of this cute little baby?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bogong moths are cool. Where I used to live we'd get a swarm of these at night once or twice a year. Stings slightly if they fly right into your face, and made it awkward going in and out of the house during those nights.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's Lovecraft level horror. It's sort of cute but ugh. Better than a spider though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the moths over there are like as big as my hand.
      There's moths like that here in Miami.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Centipedes creep me the frick out. Big spiders too, but little ones are chill. I have a couple small house spider bros that I leave alone because they keep mosquitoes and flies away.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw wienerroaches are my only friends
    I love these little homies like you wouldn't believe
    I like when the babies hatch and a bunch of mini roaches are running around in my tub, they are super cute.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hippos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP said irrational.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you're entomophobic or arachnophobic you're a big, ignorant pussy who needs to grow up and read a book.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snails and slugs even though I love eating escargot. They're very creepy looking to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      France was a mistake

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    water scorpions give me the hooglie-booglies

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans. I hate humans. They eat meat despite the fact it poisons them, they kill for fun and greed, and could start a nuclear war at any time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >them
      You're human too, you dumb homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself. I do not identify as a human.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slugs. I can squash wienerroaches without problem but fricking slugs make me squeamish as frick

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wienerroaches really do get a bad rep.
    >eww they're in my garbage

    then clean your house, you nasty motherfricker. and I say that as someone who grew up in the roach infested Charlestown projects. they're attracted to filth. they're detrivores. their natural environment is under rotting logs and leaf litter. if they're in your house it's because you're attracting them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you live in an apartment with them there’s nothing you can do. My college apartment had them, we had hardly had any furniture or messes, kept food sealed, cleaned up immediately after cooking, etc. and they would not leave. At most we could get rid of them for a month or so and they would come right back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Only like a couple dozen roaches are pests anyways, plenty are also so pretty most people wouldn’t even realise that they’re roaches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roaches and insects in general is not the actual problem. It's the deceases and parasites they can spread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro, my apartment is spotless, floors washed, no trash, no crumbs, cabinets sanitized, appliances cleaned (and behind them). But my fricking building is infested and these frickers climb through every crack they find. the small ones are like 2mm max so they can get in through the door, windows, pipes etc. I see these frickers all the time, and the exterminator came and sprayed, a lot died. But they keep coming back. I fricking hate them so much. Still better than mosquitos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking roach apologists, I would explode your head like I do with the vermin you love.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches are demons from hell not animals.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey american wienerroach --
    I just free-handled one for the first time

    not bullshitting, I came home about 2 hours ago, around 1:30 am
    >in the semi dark garage, on the ledge right next to the door I see a dark oval
    >I bet that's a wienerroach
    >turn on garage lights
    >I was right
    >full-grown american wienerroach exactly like OPpic
    >cleaning its antennae
    >I get my face real close, take off glasses to focus
    >this thing is amazing looking, wings are perfect, antennae perfect and doing that pointing in all directions thing
    >at this point I'm not going to kill it or even hurt it
    >put my hand close, antenna touches, it bolts
    >almost flies over the edge, catches itself
    >I repeatedly just get my fingers close enough for it to smell me, keeps scurrying away
    >then at one point it brushes antennae on my finger and doesn't run, turns around slowly
    >I have my other hand next to wienerroach, it antennas my hand, and this time reaches out legs to climb on my hand, like it wants to
    >I let it, it starts walking up my arm
    >keep switching hands
    >we never got scared of each other
    >finally let it go on the concrete floor
    >convinced it could tell I wasn't going to hurt it just by smelling me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just described exactly how people tame giant centipedes, only that’s usually over a week or so

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Centipede

    • 2 years ago
      Rocky

      Agreed.
      One time I was just comfy cozied with blanket watching tv and I felt a tickle - upon finding out it’s a goddamn centipede I almost knocked myself out trying to get away from it

      I’ll take 3 ticks instead frick centipedes and all their creepy legs

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only hate the fast moving bastard roaches that enter houses, most native roaches and feeder roaches are perfectly fine for me

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moose

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huntsmans

    They're so harmless and goofy but am still scared

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches yes
    I don't have a problem with spiders
    I think its the antennae and invertebrates in general just disgust me

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you know they bite?

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maggots.

    Moved into a shitty apartment recently maybe the 3rd night settling in they were fricking falling out of the ceiling vent of my bedroom. I can't stand even looking at them after that

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    horses
    I love spiders, they're awesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That and rats

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches for sure. And spiders unfortunately. I know they are actually beneficial and that they wont hurt me (at least where I live) but damn if I see a spider I freak. Its that fricking lizard brain shit

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    leeches

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My appetite vanishes whenever I see wienerroaches.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worms

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