Whales are honestly the scariest most terrifying creature I can think of. Imagine this endless blue abyss.

Whales are honestly the scariest most terrifying creature I can think of.

Imagine this endless blue abyss. Just miles and miles of empty water in every direction, a total featureless deep abyss.

And then out of the distance emerges this huge abomination, a gigantic monstrosity a hundred metres long with these huge fins. Slowly edging towards you in the water while letting out these deep low pitch screams at you.

The mere idea of it freaks me out.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am scared of plesiosaurus

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whales are the most majestic dynasty of mammals.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Baleen whales are some of the most gentle and peaceful animals, they are aware of us and will not try to hurt, scare or "eat" an human being.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How easily do you think a white woman would get gulped down by a blue whale?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if it smells like fish it's an edible dish

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's interesting is that most of the big whales evolved to flee from threats. Only sperm whales and humpbacks fight back, the latter doing so by slapping shit like large sharks and orcas with their flippers. Even the blue whale is designed for speed rather than combat, and it gets preyed on by orcas occasionally.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a few nightmares about Kyogre.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who told you blue whales were hundred metres long?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Parasites are infinitely more scary and terrifying than a swimming school bus

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Just miles and miles of empty water in every direction, a total featureless deep abyss.
    If this freaks you out, never look outside our atmosphere. You have absolutely no idea of the cosmic emptiness we're falling through.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh space

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fear whales as a concept, but swimming close to them would admittedly make me very uncomfortable. Animals that big in a medium as alien as open waters always leave an impression for better or worse.

    I very much not like that the rumbling of certain whales is so high decibrl can kill you up close, though. Doesn't feel fair. I also have a hard time thinking orcas and sperm whales wouldn't actively eat people if they could. Like, you alone floating in the water, no big ship, no boat, no crowd, how could a killer fricking whale come across that and not consider eating you? Just because you aren't a seal? I don't trust toothed whales

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes, even taking our relative lack of fat out of the question (we’re practically just bone and skin to sea predators) Orcas in particular are very picky eaters. Certain pods will only eat certain prey, even if other available prey is nearby. Obviously not all are like that, but they exist. As for why they don’t frick with people when they commit marine hate crimes every single day just for keks, who knows. They’re highly intelligent and actively pass knowledge down to their young, and lord knows we’ve been nothing but absolutely destructive to the oceans.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would they eat a morbidly obese person? Like someone 400+ lbs?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          only one way to find out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even a morbidly obese person would be anorexic tier compared to a small seal, let alone a lot of the other creatures in the sea. The interesting thing with orcas though is that they’re total sociopaths to everything else, they’ll actively torment something that may be a part of their chosen diet for fun without even eating it. All except for people, aside from what certain native american tales used to speak of centuries ago. Keep in mind they love messing with stingrays and punting seals in the air with their tails. Yet on the flip side there’s been records of them helping people out, nevermind the fact that they’ll also completely ignore you.

          Maybe they have realized that humans can wipe them out and don't want to frick with them.

          Definitely possible. They’re pretty smart and you don’t even need a single gun to cause a lot of damage and death in the oceans. I mean imagine being an orca and all of a sudden you start seeing these big metal contraptions with all these nets and hooks and shit on the sides spearing down the depths below taking out all sorts of prey like its nothing. That must be like some War of The Worlds kind of shit to them. And god help any of them that happen to go near the Chinese.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they have realized that humans can wipe them out and don't want to frick with them.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are citygays like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sure Bubba I bet you take grandpappy's 22 out every weekend to go whale hunting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >His grandad isn't ahab.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting because they are not as terrifying as they should be

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're curious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they always have so many Josh Wheaton sounding buttholes on these streams?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What you looking at wee human

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whales are friends

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it only me or is moby dick based off a livyatan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Livyatan was found like 150 years after moby dick was written

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muh heckin thalassophobia
    holy reddit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, I literally used to have nightmares about the ocean as a kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You've never experienced true thalassophobia up until you've dropped and seen the oceanic abyss with your own eyes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I found it pretty fascinating. Couldn't stop staring.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watch avatar the way of water

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’d rather watch The Whale

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll watch if u confirm the humans beat the blue chuds this time.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's just an oversized rat that eats krill

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