>we are living in such a dystopia where the elites are bioengineering birdborne pathogens so that people can't raise fowl for basically effort...

>we are living in such a dystopia where the elites are bioengineering birdborne pathogens so that people can't raise fowl for basically effortless calories
Any other animal-related conspiracies you know of? Of course there's the bioengineered ticks but we pretty much all know about that.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pitbull lobby is ran by a satanic cut; they want kids to get mauled as a sacrifice to Moloch
    https://resources.bestfriends.org/advocacy/pit-bull-terriers
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Process_Church_of_the_Final_Judgment

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      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new granolas are shocked utterly shocked that people who incorporated cities didn't want to be surrounded by chickenshit and clucking
    ducksisters we keep winning

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy that my city made chickens and goats legal a few years back. All animals classed as livestock was illegal to have on residential zoning.
    Liberal AF city too

    I should goat up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's insane is them banning them in the first place. Bunch of brown-nosing, power-tripping HOA shitheads I assume?

      Always read through the legislation if your neighbors are that type, a guy I knew had to give up his chickens because of those snitches.
      He went and got some ducks. Laws banned chickens but not ducks, they tried to get ducks banned but afaik they couldn't.

      Enjoy your goats dude, always wanted to own a Dwarf Goat but I just don't have the space

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea why or when they banned keeping chickens, but I know it was back when this place was still very conservative.
        Also doesn't make sense since the city still has a lot of agriculture in the economy.
        I think there's only restrictions on cocks because of their crowing. Other than that there's no HOA here.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're next, Klaus!!!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a friend who grew up on the farm. They hooked us up with good, free range organic eggs until one day weasels killed all the chickens. If I were to get chickens, how would I avoid that? They said once you get weasels you're better off giving up because you'll never be rid of the squiggly bastards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You keep the chickens in a very secure enclosure. Once you do this after free ranging, you will notice the chickens are just as happy and are actually afraid to leave or stray too far from the pen.

      Cement floors. Sand litter. Cement footing. Wire and metal post walls can't be chewed through. Wire ceiling keeps hawks away. Metal door. It's easy to keep cool in the summer and warm in the winter with the strategic addition of tarps or wall panels that go over the wire. Easy as piss to clean.

      Basically treat it like food storage. Because it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need big chickens, and teach them to eat the rat noodles.

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        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I had a cock like that guy. In awe of the size of it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A little chubby, i guess

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brahmas
          Big breed, want a lot of space, expensive to get started with. Very fussy with temperatures.

          I've seen local small farms forgo the usual egg/meat birds to raise these like cash crops to sell to other bird hobbyists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was actually thinking a puppy and raising it around chickens just for this purpose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever heard of Guard Geese?
        Big, aggressive birds. Have it raised by a broody hen and it'll guard the chicken flock with it's life.

        Bonus is that you're not getting a wildly different animal too. Like yeah it has it’s needs but it's mostly supplemental to what the chickens already get

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weasels will kill geese just as easily. In fact they may prioritise them cos they're juicier and have more exposed neck.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just looked it up, it's true.

            I'd say learn to trap them, it can be hard for a guard animal to stop night predation.
            I used to have an issue with foxes until I started using cage traps. It took a bit of practice but I got rid of the pests pretty effectively.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Guard animal a day (preferably one who can actually scare local wildlife away)
              Traps and secure coop at night

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    There used to be a type of wild pigeon in the US that was everywhere. People used to pluck them out of trees and prep them for dinner they were so common. They all suddenly disappeared around the turn of the 20th century.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They all suddenly disappeared around the turn of the 20th century.
      They were literally hunted to extinction. There was nothing sudden about their disappearance.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top Quality 100% Organic PLOP

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So like, are we posting birds or nah?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calm before the storm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet hoodie you hippy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, they like it too!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wgGHBvg.jpg

      >calm before the storm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wgGHBvg.jpg

      >calm before the storm

      cute chims

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cute gi-

      https://i.imgur.com/wgGHBvg.jpg

      >calm before the storm

      fuck off fag

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The elite are currently pushing the idea that chickens are companion animals in secret and should be treated more or less like cats to dissuade more people from keeping them for food, both because of widespread anthropomorphization (only women could fall for it... they're vile creatures that make pitbulls and feral tomcats look cuddly and cooperative) and judgement for "animal abuse" if you dare keep the world's dumbest bird in a cage on your limited plot of land.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to kill a chicken to eat eggs, retard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes you do retard

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          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro the eggs come out on there own, you don't need to go digging...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh... well i wasted tens of chickens

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fucking he’ll I haven’t genuinely laughed this hard in who knows how long. Tens man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in a cage on small plot of land.
      Still more than industrial farms.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The elite pushed for rabbit to be pets to keep people from farming and eating them for the same reasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't a lot of Venezuelans die of starvation because the rabbits they ate didn't have enough oils/fat in their meat?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Most of that story was made up by the burgerlard media and glowmorons operating in Venezuela. The shortages mostly affected things like paper products when the PRIVATELY OWNED factories decided to stop production to punish the citizens and make them pay more for basic goods. Pretty much everything said in the western press about Venezuela was fabricated. Like incubator baby tier fabrication.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta turn them into rabbit nuggets to fix that problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If rabbits are food then why are they so cute?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Effortless, if you own land.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the garden gnome fears the indoor chicken farmer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a lot of land. My grandparents raised chickens in the heart of LA in their microscopic backyard.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until you learn about covid

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