>walking my purebred red nose pitbull down the street. >see a little girl riding her bike around the street

>walking my purebred red nose pitbull down the street
>see a little girl riding her bike around the street
>her mom sees me
>she screams at her daughter to come back up to the house and stay there
>i walk by without incident
>my pitbull gives them both a friendly smile
why do people treat my dog like a violent murderer? it's so unfair.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pitbull kills a child
    >reddit starts to astroturf pet subreddits with "cute" pitbull pics
    >there's even a pitbull only subreddit called r/velvethippos
    >comments locked after a few hours

    Funny thing is, even people there are starting to catch on. Before the threads were locked people were saying stuff like "why is there a pitbull post? Did a child get eaten?"
    Yup, this time in South Africa. Even the BBC ran an article about it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awwww she was just smiling 🙂

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice bait retard. shitbulls should be incinerated

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP forgot to mention he had his dick out and was stroking it. The mom wasn't afraid of the dog.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off you sack of shit. The mother did the right thing, she can't fight of your mutt if it started chimping out. If and when your "good boy" mauls something, what will be your excuse? will it be "he a good boy"? Too late for that.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every legally acquired pit should be sterilized.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main problem with pits is that they give no warnings when they snap. It's actually worse than having a dog that it's always aggressive, because at least with that you can tell when he's about to bite your hand off.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping to see a greentext of the kid breaking loose, attacking and annihilating the shitbull. Basically a satire piece on Pitbull violence. You've disappointed me OP.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she screams at her daughter to come back up to the house
    Maybe it was you and not the dog.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED and SLAMMED

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh i dont know OP. its probably because theyre racist chudcel nazis. you should probably report them to the proper authorities

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi, freedom-loving man here, pit bulls shouldn't be owned by civilians unless they are for destroying coyotes. They should not be left intact to avoid cross-breeding with wild dog populations.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the dogs that are the most
    >Innately protective of children
    >Innately more powerful than pitbulls
    >Good boys when they're not eating pitbulls

    I want to breed a dog from dogs with those characteristics to minmax a pitbull devourer dog god. Mastiffs are unfortunately violent as well which is sad because they're such big fuckoff dogs that could eat a pitbull in one bite if they wanted. I heard borzoi dogs overpower pitbulls but I don't know if they're good with kids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my heckin wolf huskerino could put down a pitbull the lil manlets can't reach even his knees

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Borzoi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Newfoundland.
      Theyre a mastiff breed that comes from St Bernard and St John's Water dog, two breeds that were bred to rescue people.
      They are innately super friendly and the only dangerous thing about them is they're very big, very heavy and not really aware of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My two saarloos go great with my niece, and are very playful and protective.They're also natural pack-hunters and work in 2's, so any lone shitbull's gonna get torn to shreds if these two ever decide that it's too much of a threat to my niece.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarloos are legitimately dangerous. Not to your niece or you, of course, unless one of you is injured one day. But definitely to anyone else. They're what Wauf schizos say huskies are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great Pyrenees

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inately more powerful than Pitbulls
      Honestly even a Labrador is significantly stronger and even a slightly harder biter than a pitbull.

      People really seem to forget that ultimately, pitbulls are terriers that did one cycle of test and are still doglets, and it's exceedingly rare for one to weigh more than 20kg

      If you're in a household with a fully grown adult male around, they're not particularly hazardous (but still, fair enough, risky)

      They will still want to fight dogs and they might not even "consider" that as aggression themselves, such is the drive in the breed, but almost all the danger comes from retards pushing them on single mothers with toddlers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing with most dogs is they
        1: Warn you before biting
        2: REALLY warn you before biting, snapping at the air and generally being scary
        3: Scale their bite force to the situation, from bruising to minor injuries until you have really fucked up or unless their owner habitually beats them
        4: Proceed to let go and run away unless you have REALLY REALLY fucked up, ie: were insistently aggressive towards the dog, were a total stranger and tried to take mother's pups, fucked with an injured/sick/horribly abused dog, or trespassed on a trained guard dogs property
        5: Actually don't want to do this and will yipe and fuck off if hurt badly enough

        With pitbulls they
        1: Don't warn you before biting, because it's actually closer to play behavior, not aggression
        2: Appear totally friendly before biting
        3: Bite as hard as they possibly can
        4: Proceed to start vigorously shaking while biting down extra hard, with a fucked up tooth arrangement that catches in flesh instead of slicing through it like a normal carnivore so they remain stuck until whatever part of your body it is is torn through repeated stretching of the existing perforations, so they are literally ripping their victim apart
        5: Enjoy this so much that they will keep going at it even after being gored and losing half their internal organs

        Still too weak shit to kill an adult man THOUGHever. A pack of 3 attacked an old fart, he had a small pocket knife and successfully fended them all off. Because their strategy is bite and hold, a man's response is "well fuck you, knife to the eye". Women and kids are panicky and don't respond well in fights.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          play behavior/prey drive
          depending on who the pitbull bites and what made them snap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mastiff/bull mastiff

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are retarded and don't realize that a pit under the control of a healthy adult male is entirely safe. They're too retarded to realize that all fatal attacks are from untrained, unsupervised dogs, or dogs under the "control" of a woman.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been bitten by a dog once, and it was only because it was obviously poorly trained and the woman walking it was a weak dumbass. And no, it wasn't a pitbull

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't realize that a pit under the control of a healthy adult male is entirely safe.
      Men don't adopt pitbulls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely false

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fags who argue for breed-specific bans are cut from the same cloth as fags who argue for gun control. The freedom-loving man has a civic duty to use logic and reason to expose their hypocrisy whenever possible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass what do you think hypocrisy means
      people saying ban pits don't secretly own a shitbull

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know this is bait but honestly i think it’s the other way around. people who argue for gun control are the same kinda people who say “it’s the owner, not the breed” and think it’s rayciss to say pits were bred for violence or whatever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're exactly right. Therse are people with their threat assessment centers of the brain tampered with extensively by the media etc.
        If they see a gun just laying there on a table they'd shit themselves, but hordes of invaders from the most violent countries in the world is a good thing.

        [...]
        If you own a gun, it isn't going to chew through your fence and kill your neighbor. I'm pro gun and anti shitbull

        Thank you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know this is bait but honestly i think it’s the other way around. people who argue for gun control are the same kinda people who say “it’s the owner, not the breed” and think it’s rayciss to say pits were bred for violence or whatever.

      If you own a gun, it isn't going to chew through your fence and kill your neighbor. I'm pro gun and anti shitbull

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if everyone had guns then pitbulls wouldn't be a problem, unless they also had guns

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >arming pitbulls with guns
          What a horrifying fucking thought

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no freedom loving man supports the existence of shitbulls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like most people in red states I'm pro gun and anti pitbull

      The only problem with breed bans is libs lying about their pitbulls breed as soon as they're passed, and libs lying to get other dogs on the list when it should only be the detroit toddler mauling terrier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only problem with breed bans is lying about their pitbulls breed as soon as they're passed
        In France, it's illegal to breed Pitbull or to import them. Since 1999
        But they still are shitloads of them, because you just have to pay the veterinary so they say it's a mix.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          99% of pits aren't actually pits, they're just random mutts with flatish faces but shelters call everything a pit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            flat faces are a correlated with aggressive behavior in dogs. this is actually true. we can also use human faces to predict autism, homosexuality, and criminality.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                A debunked study from the early 1900s made by a dumb gnomish italian man whose study was then used on him before being debunked decades later.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk about the rest of it but there have been studies on using AI to predict sexuality based on facial features and grooming patterns.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot link
                https://osf.io/zn79k/

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The key there is grooming patterns. It’s not the physical feature it’s how they style themselves. Which should be obvious. But pit bulls can’t style their hair based on how much they want to eat humans. But they might be styled based on how shit their owner is

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gun is an object, meanwhile a shitbull is a living creature with a mind of its own.
      Despite the difference in potential lethality, it's obvious to anyone which is A LOT easier to control.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, nah. Get fucked. I'd ban smart guns that were trained to hunt down toddlers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im pro gun anti shitbull. Everyone should own a gunto shoot shitbulls on sight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      guns don't kill people, people kill people
      pitbulls kill toddlers
      gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guns won't shoot up an elementary school in their own. They are tools and are used as tools, Pibbles are unpredictable and violent animals that are capable of lashing out and killing on their own with no warning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And america is the only one with a school shooting problem because the country has a culture where people spontaneously think they are surrounded by enemies and have to die in glory. Lots of european countries have way more guns, including machine guns in the closets, and no mass shootings except when it's political terrorists that would exist gun laws or no gun laws.

        But everywhere pitbull-like dogs exist, they are 6% of the dogs, and over 70% of the fatal maulings. Some bureacrat tried to ban them? Now they are staffordshire terriers and terrier-bulldog mixes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          America has by far the highest firearms ownership rate in the world, we are at the point that there is more than one gun for every person in the country.

          The problem is the psycoactive drugs all those school shooters were on that doctors are forbidden to disclose.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never forget the day I accidentally left my door open and my trained comfort AK somersaulted down the road shooting random kids and pets. The police managed to cirner and shoot it but it didn't die so I had to have it put it to sleep

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't know guns have legs and a tendancy to escape and go shoot random people on the street when im not looking

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pitbulls and pitbull-like breeds (am bullies, staffordshires, various dogfighting mutts all functionally and aesthetically equivalent outside of dog show gayry) are 6% of dogs
    but 70% of the maulings
    both fatal and nonfatal

    retriever breeds are 10% of dogs and are statistically the least dangerous dogs on earth, meaning they are not only safe to humans but also most othr animals. most of their maulings come from lab-mastiff and lab-shitbull mixes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >despite being only 6% of the population

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >despite being only 6% of the population

      Fucking retards, less than 1% of pitbulls ever attack anyone. You're complaining about a violent superminority and trying to smear the entire population based on them. Trannies are less than 1% of the population, by your logic every person on Earth is trans. Fuck off.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, 0% of golden retrievers ever kill anyone.

        Why the fuck should I take a 1% risk for a dog that looks a specific way? If you sterilize every single dog of a breed they don't complain. They don't comprehend racial identity or genetic destiny. Their whole "racial identity" was created by humans, with inbreeding, and forced rape. It's. A. Fucking. Dog.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about we compromise, we put the LESS THAN1% to sleep, we charge irresponsible owners with the charge like improper use of a lethal weapon, we leave the dogs not harming anyone alone because you autistically not liking "the way they look" isn't justification and you go be a sperg about something else.

          You know what else had a less than 1% chance of killing you? Covid. Are you a vax-fag too? Did you get your fauci ouchie, gay? That's the logic you're operating on.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not the heckin pupperino
            moron one breed that is 6% of dogs tops is responsible for 70% of maulings. 30 people a year is too fucking many FOR A FUCKING DOG. I bet if it were cats you'd be all "shoot them all!".

            I do not care about the "good pitbulls" that haven't done anything yet they're fucking dogs. Replace them with any other dog. get a lab. gay. Pitbulls are so fucking stupid they don't even care about dying. They don't care.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're working on 100% autistic logic. "I don't like orange cars!!! Destroy them all, any other color will do! Cars don't think, so it's okay to destroy them!! Do you know how many people crash in orange cars?! I don't, but it's probably a lot and that's TOO MANY! Do it now!" Fuck. Off.

              >I bet if it were cats you'd be all "shoot them all!".
              I love dogs, I love cats, I love opossums and raccoons. I wouldn't even talk about wiping out an animal I didn't like, like roaches or mosquitos because other animals eat them. No mosquitos, no dragonflies.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Orange cars weren't forced to rape their daughters and mothers to produce more crash-prone cars for the past 200 years. It's a god damn dog, and without them dogs would kill nearly 0 people.

                >Muh animals
                Pitbulls are a human creation
                Roaches are not
                Pitbulls are not needed for a single thing on earrth
                Except for the egos of their owners

                6% of dogs, 70% of the fatal maulings. Yes this is a problem. I do not care if a dog is innocent or not... because it is a DOG. It's life is worth so little that the 1% chance is too much.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >forced to rape their daughters and mothers to produce more crash-prone cars for the past 200 years.

                This is so unhinged and autistic. First you say it's okay to kill them because they're dogs, then you make an appeal to emotion by asserting all of their breeding is rape. You make absolutely zero sense. Why the fuck do you gays post these threads day in, day out? What's your fucking endgoal here?

                I bet you're the same sickos who posted all that monkey torture shit. One day one of you fuckers is going to get doxed or your discord's going to be found and there's going to be so much fucking child porn there, I just fucking know it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why should i worry about being killed by a dog? The least that can be done is compulsory sterilization.

                A breed doesn’t have a right to exist.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem very angry for someone who hasn’t been able to refute that anons claims. Mindlessly calling people autistic and pedophiles isn’t helping support your argument

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complete ignores numbers and assumes other person is arguing from an emotional point of view
                >she wouldn't kill an animal if it were threatening her family

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbf they seethe about trannies too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies, much like pomeranians, don't subject toddlers to full-body deglovings because a car backfired

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can confirm, I don't do that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >various dogfighting mutts all functionally and aesthetically equivalent
      >if we expand the definition of "pit bull" enough and among completely unrelated to bull terriers breeds maybe then we can support our outlandish "statistics"
      Really moron?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you use a more dog-showy exact definition that pleases the typical stupid doggay suddenly pitbulls dont exist. this is convenient for dogfags because they get to keep their horrendous mutants. dogfags love horrendous mutants for some reason. give them a pet dingo? no thanks. dumb weak dog doesn't even listen. basically a cat. horrendous mutant? their ugliness pleases the dogfag. they appear to be a man walking on all fours. the dogfag is aroused, and feels like a leader of men. their stupidity gratifies the dogfag. their unquestioning loyalty and obedience gives the dogfag purpose.

        dogfags really want and really like dogs like pitbulls. it's part of the dogfag mental illness.

        but to sane people AKA not dogfags, the duck test is passed and a pitbull is a pitbull even if it's 71lbs and blue.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to sane people AKA not dogfags
          Would not charecterize being muslim or chink as particularly sane though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*gets in strange dogs face and pulls its tail*
        >i got bit by a golden retriever! halp! it's a menace! i've been mauled!
        >the injury:
        And they'e the most popular/common dog kek

        6% of dogs, 70% of MAULINGS.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itt:things that never happened

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, no, it happened. I can confirm. I was the bike.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So OP was riding you huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      retard shit like that happen often, just search youtube

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        youtube =/= Wauf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's peer reviewed and confirmed by independent fact checkers.

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