>vastly improves the local zoo
if your local zoo doesn't have free-roaming peawieners, tell them to get some, i love these guys
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>vastly improves the local zoo
>vastly improves the local zoo
if your local zoo doesn't have free-roaming peawieners, tell them to get some, i love these guys
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this just unlocked a memory for me at roger williams zoo
why are they good for the zoo?
You're going to see fewer free-roaming birds in zoos with bird flu outbreaks becoming more and more common. My local zoo (Philadelphia) brought all of the peafowl indoors last year.
How come peawieners are allowed to free roam?
they have aristocratic privileges
>free-roaming peawieners
my wife is terrified of them
but why
she's never seen a wiener before
cute family
love the little one standing on the mom
The chicks look really similar to chicken babies
Every baby flightless bird looks like chickens.
Except ducks, which look like ducks.
>flightless
>peawiener
>turkey
>duck
??
Exactly my point. I have debated tons of people who say chickens can't fly. Usually the most they concede is "They're able to glide"
my local zoo doesn't, but my local park has a feral population of them. They are loud as frick.
>free-roaming peawieners
We got feral ones in Broward
And Dade, where this was taken
I found two in separate areas earlier today too
We had them but the shitskins kept trying to steal them for drug money and the Chinks for Chinese traditional medicine for their erectile dysfunction
I don't need to go to the zoo if I want to find peawieners
the peawieners are nice, more people should just have them hanging about. frick backyard chickens get backyard peawieners
They're loud, flighty and aggressive.
They're not good for egg production.
>It is not until their fourth year that they will lay five to nine eggs a year.
I have chickens that will lay 330 eggs a year starting at 4 months.
They're simply ornamental.
yeah they're not supposed to be producing eggs they're supposed to be making people happier by being cool
I'm not spending 300 bucks for a completely unproductive bird
Not like you have one either
They would be neat to have around if they weren't so fricking loud. One came to live on my parents' property for a few months when I was a kid, it was neat seeing it but its calls were so annoying we were glad when it moved on.
That's like $2,400 sitting there.
(Adults go for $200-$400 at my local auction)
>things that never happened for 500 bucks
I saw one in a plant nursery. They are so cool it's almost unbelievable they are real
you shouldve killed yourself instead, a long time ago
mentally deranged
I used to live in south carolina. We just had wild peawieners/hens who would wander around the woods.
Stop replying to low quality bait. Just report the post for the low quality off topic shitposting it is.
>A 10lb chicken is chasing a child
>Better destroy the zoos property
You literal chimp. Yes, chimp. This is how monkeys "think". Excessive violence because their risk assessment errs too far on the side of caution. Congratulations on having the thought process of a literal tree rat and prey animal.
>BIRD CHASING OTHER MONKEY KILL ALL BIRD KILL ALL BIRD OOK OOK OOK OOOOOK
You could call it chimping out.
Your behavior is wholly unsuitable for humans. We are apex predators, biological carnivores, and are not threatened by peawieners. The most they can do is give someone a little nick that needs a bandaid.
how did you do it ? did you got blood on urself ?
Terrible smelly things. They are always honking loudly and getting in the way and they always want to come and investigate what you are eating. Well, on crowded path you cannot be blamed if accidentally you step on one or two of their babies...
Oh no. Not the little wieners!
>hambeast can't stop stuffing its maw even in a zoo
Asianoid moment
Heh pea wieners lol
Ehehehehehehe
Huhuhuhuhuhu
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