>vastly improves the local zoo

>vastly improves the local zoo
if your local zoo doesn't have free-roaming peawieners, tell them to get some, i love these guys

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this just unlocked a memory for me at roger williams zoo
    why are they good for the zoo?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to see fewer free-roaming birds in zoos with bird flu outbreaks becoming more and more common. My local zoo (Philadelphia) brought all of the peafowl indoors last year.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How come peawieners are allowed to free roam?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they have aristocratic privileges

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >free-roaming peawieners
    my wife is terrified of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but why

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's never seen a wiener before

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cute family
    love the little one standing on the mom

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The chicks look really similar to chicken babies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every baby flightless bird looks like chickens.

      Except ducks, which look like ducks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >flightless
        >peawiener
        >turkey
        >duck
        ??

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly my point. I have debated tons of people who say chickens can't fly. Usually the most they concede is "They're able to glide"

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my local zoo doesn't, but my local park has a feral population of them. They are loud as frick.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >free-roaming peawieners
    We got feral ones in Broward

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And Dade, where this was taken

      https://i.imgur.com/jZEcMOa.jpg

      I don't need to go to the zoo if I want to find peawieners

      I found two in separate areas earlier today too

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We had them but the shitskins kept trying to steal them for drug money and the Chinks for Chinese traditional medicine for their erectile dysfunction

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need to go to the zoo if I want to find peawieners

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the peawieners are nice, more people should just have them hanging about. frick backyard chickens get backyard peawieners

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're loud, flighty and aggressive.
      They're not good for egg production.
      >It is not until their fourth year that they will lay five to nine eggs a year.
      I have chickens that will lay 330 eggs a year starting at 4 months.
      They're simply ornamental.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they're not supposed to be producing eggs they're supposed to be making people happier by being cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not spending 300 bucks for a completely unproductive bird

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not like you have one either

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They would be neat to have around if they weren't so fricking loud. One came to live on my parents' property for a few months when I was a kid, it was neat seeing it but its calls were so annoying we were glad when it moved on.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's like $2,400 sitting there.
    (Adults go for $200-$400 at my local auction)

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >things that never happened for 500 bucks

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one in a plant nursery. They are so cool it's almost unbelievable they are real

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you shouldve killed yourself instead, a long time ago
    mentally deranged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to live in south carolina. We just had wild peawieners/hens who would wander around the woods.

      [...]
      >things that never happened for 500 bucks

      [...]
      >A 10lb chicken is chasing a child
      >Better destroy the zoos property
      You literal chimp. Yes, chimp. This is how monkeys "think". Excessive violence because their risk assessment errs too far on the side of caution. Congratulations on having the thought process of a literal tree rat and prey animal.
      >BIRD CHASING OTHER MONKEY KILL ALL BIRD KILL ALL BIRD OOK OOK OOK OOOOOK
      You could call it chimping out.

      Your behavior is wholly unsuitable for humans. We are apex predators, biological carnivores, and are not threatened by peawieners. The most they can do is give someone a little nick that needs a bandaid.

      Stop replying to low quality bait. Just report the post for the low quality off topic shitposting it is.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >A 10lb chicken is chasing a child
    >Better destroy the zoos property
    You literal chimp. Yes, chimp. This is how monkeys "think". Excessive violence because their risk assessment errs too far on the side of caution. Congratulations on having the thought process of a literal tree rat and prey animal.
    >BIRD CHASING OTHER MONKEY KILL ALL BIRD KILL ALL BIRD OOK OOK OOK OOOOOK
    You could call it chimping out.

    Your behavior is wholly unsuitable for humans. We are apex predators, biological carnivores, and are not threatened by peawieners. The most they can do is give someone a little nick that needs a bandaid.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how did you do it ? did you got blood on urself ?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible smelly things. They are always honking loudly and getting in the way and they always want to come and investigate what you are eating. Well, on crowded path you cannot be blamed if accidentally you step on one or two of their babies...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no. Not the little wieners!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hambeast can't stop stuffing its maw even in a zoo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Asianoid moment

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heh pea wieners lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ehehehehehehe
      Huhuhuhuhuhu

      • 1 year ago
        Thank you for the laughs

        bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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