In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.
In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.
did you know that if you eat your dog's/cat's ass, it will also make your more sexually attractive cause you'll be shitting every calorie out for the next weeks and you'll lose weight insanely fast.
tried-and-true by me.
This post was literally written by a toxoplasm gondii remotely controlling its host.
Wtf is toxoplasma?
completely harmless brain parasite
>In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life.
Which is funny as cat owners were always considered emasculated soiboys and dog owners were the right-wing conservative chads.
>itt bug chasers
haha yeah
good one
>wtf?
if that so, have you ever been infected with this disease? i'm curious
with so many good effects, it's not a disease.
i bet you've got no balls to infect yourself with this disease
it was funnier the first time
>Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive
then they better test me twice
because I'm really sexually attractive
I promise I am
fun toxoplasmosis fact: toxoplasmosis is apparently also the highest risk factor for getting severe illness from covid
https://archive.is/dsYWH
(Wauf thinks the direct link is spam, link in archive and image)
I truly hope this study allows me to get rid of my brother's cat. I'm immunocompromised and have dropped close to 100 pounds because I don't want to get sick. If I get the coof and survive my lung capacity would be that of a puppy. I fucking hate that if this doesn't work I will have to escalate and break my own morals. But it's for survival, right? Can one break their morals to live? I fucking hate cats but they deserve life and liberty like any other creature. I thought about taking it to a shelter but chances are its chipped or he'll eventually find it. We're forced to live together so I can't move out. I'm tired of living in fear in my own home, anon.
Dude, you already have it by now, removing the cat will do nothing, just megadose vitamin D/Zinc.
>you already have it by now
I'm also allergic to cats so I've taken precautions. The cat has free roam in the attic where he/his gf live. I live in the basement. We share the mid-floor which has the kitchen, dining area, front room. The only way I could get the parasite is from food based contamination: Basically he would have to carry the parasite and touch food, a cutting board, knives, etc. He is not hygienic in the slightest. I clean up after him frequently especially in the kitchen. I doubt I have the parasite but you do have a point in that it's more than possible.
Cats like to jump on the kitchen counters at night, and their feet are full of pee/poo from the litter box, you probably already have it.
The cat does not leave the attic. Otherwise our high-prey-drive dog would kill it.
Unless the dog was infected with taxoplasmosis, it's likely already being controlled by the cat.
>living in fear
I got you anon. Follow my instructions, this is super easy
>turn off tv
>walk away from computer
>go outside
Bam! Just like that, COVID is gone!
>toxoplasmosis isn't real and it doesn't control pe-
I really hate pitbulls.
Dog shit transmits diseases and viruses just as badly, and dog owners have to actually pick that shit up, with the only thing separating their hands and the droppings being a thin ass plastic bag or paper towel.
Outdoor cats who are the most susceptible to viruses like toxo at least bury their own shit where it's out of sight, out of mind
I always double bag or more.
>Outdoor cats
>bury their own shit
lol, this is what toxofags actually believe.
The only place outdoor cats bury their shit is in children's sandboxes.
So.
True.
Look at this chad!
A real Chad uses his actual tongue
Cat-Chads, I kneel. It's over, dog-ACKs.
Toxoplasmosis actually makes you stronger. Better taste buds, increased sense of smell. And yes, a boost to fertility is a part of this.
>Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive
Definitely don't go to /b/ right now. You may catch something and end up attractive.
wait, do you think conservatives are attractive?
>wait, do you think conservatives are attractive?
They are statistically, from what I remember.
If my huskywife gets toxoplasmosis, will she find me more attractive?
Toxoplasma has a different symbiotic relationship with each individual species. Most likely, your dog will just start eating precisely cat poop, and no one's else.
> In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.
Keep seething, disgusting buttsniffing incel.
https://www.earth.com/news/parasite-makes-infected-people-look-more-attractive/
>incel
>posts tranime: hallmark of bitchlessness
Toxo projection cope. Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.
>Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.
kek
Unironic poopeater projection. Keep seething, buttsniffer.
>no ur projecting!-toxoplasmosoid
It's over, dude.
have a nice day freak
no one eats shit but you
and then you spit up this shit on the board
>can recognize traps in hentai
Anon...
>doesn't know tranime has always meant the entire moron cartoon medium
Sounds like a projection.
why did you save this utterly gay meme?
I liked it.
Oof you tried but just stop.
obvious falseflag is obvious
it's not even a big deal
so have a nice day
and you too newgay
anime website
>b-but
cope
don't care if 9fag told about habbo
On an anime image board about animals
>tranime
have a nice day newfag