Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive

In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did you know that if you eat your dog's/cat's ass, it will also make your more sexually attractive cause you'll be shitting every calorie out for the next weeks and you'll lose weight insanely fast.
    tried-and-true by me.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This post was literally written by a toxoplasm gondii remotely controlling its host.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is toxoplasma?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      completely harmless brain parasite

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life.
    Which is funny as cat owners were always considered emasculated soiboys and dog owners were the right-wing conservative chads.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt bug chasers

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    haha yeah
    good one
    >wtf?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if that so, have you ever been infected with this disease? i'm curious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      with so many good effects, it's not a disease.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        haha yeah
        good one
        >wtf?

        i bet you've got no balls to infect yourself with this disease

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was funnier the first time

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive
    then they better test me twice

    because I'm really sexually attractive

    I promise I am

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun toxoplasmosis fact: toxoplasmosis is apparently also the highest risk factor for getting severe illness from covid
    https://archive.is/dsYWH
    (Wauf thinks the direct link is spam, link in archive and image)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I truly hope this study allows me to get rid of my brother's cat. I'm immunocompromised and have dropped close to 100 pounds because I don't want to get sick. If I get the coof and survive my lung capacity would be that of a puppy. I fucking hate that if this doesn't work I will have to escalate and break my own morals. But it's for survival, right? Can one break their morals to live? I fucking hate cats but they deserve life and liberty like any other creature. I thought about taking it to a shelter but chances are its chipped or he'll eventually find it. We're forced to live together so I can't move out. I'm tired of living in fear in my own home, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you already have it by now, removing the cat will do nothing, just megadose vitamin D/Zinc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you already have it by now
          I'm also allergic to cats so I've taken precautions. The cat has free roam in the attic where he/his gf live. I live in the basement. We share the mid-floor which has the kitchen, dining area, front room. The only way I could get the parasite is from food based contamination: Basically he would have to carry the parasite and touch food, a cutting board, knives, etc. He is not hygienic in the slightest. I clean up after him frequently especially in the kitchen. I doubt I have the parasite but you do have a point in that it's more than possible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cats like to jump on the kitchen counters at night, and their feet are full of pee/poo from the litter box, you probably already have it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The cat does not leave the attic. Otherwise our high-prey-drive dog would kill it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unless the dog was infected with taxoplasmosis, it's likely already being controlled by the cat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >living in fear
        I got you anon. Follow my instructions, this is super easy
        >turn off tv
        >walk away from computer
        >go outside
        Bam! Just like that, COVID is gone!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toxoplasmosis isn't real and it doesn't control pe-

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate pitbulls.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog shit transmits diseases and viruses just as badly, and dog owners have to actually pick that shit up, with the only thing separating their hands and the droppings being a thin ass plastic bag or paper towel.
    Outdoor cats who are the most susceptible to viruses like toxo at least bury their own shit where it's out of sight, out of mind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always double bag or more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Outdoor cats
      >bury their own shit
      lol, this is what toxofags actually believe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only place outdoor cats bury their shit is in children's sandboxes.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So.
    True.

    Look at this chad!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A real Chad uses his actual tongue

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cat-Chads, I kneel. It's over, dog-ACKs.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toxoplasmosis actually makes you stronger. Better taste buds, increased sense of smell. And yes, a boost to fertility is a part of this.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive
    Definitely don't go to /b/ right now. You may catch something and end up attractive.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, do you think conservatives are attractive?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wait, do you think conservatives are attractive?
      They are statistically, from what I remember.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If my huskywife gets toxoplasmosis, will she find me more attractive?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toxoplasma has a different symbiotic relationship with each individual species. Most likely, your dog will just start eating precisely cat poop, and no one's else.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething, disgusting buttsniffing incel.

      https://www.earth.com/news/parasite-makes-infected-people-look-more-attractive/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >incel
        >posts tranime: hallmark of bitchlessness
        Toxo projection cope. Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.
          kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.
          kek

          Unironic poopeater projection. Keep seething, buttsniffer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no ur projecting!-toxoplasmosoid
            It's over, dude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day freak
              no one eats shit but you
              and then you spit up this shit on the board

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can recognize traps in hentai
          Anon...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't know tranime has always meant the entire moron cartoon medium
            Sounds like a projection.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why did you save this utterly gay meme?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I liked it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oof you tried but just stop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          obvious falseflag is obvious
          it's not even a big deal
          so have a nice day

          and you too newgay
          anime website
          >b-but
          cope
          don't care if 9fag told about habbo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          On an anime image board about animals
          >tranime
          have a nice day newfag

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