Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive

In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you know that if you eat your dog's/cat's ass, it will also make your more sexually attractive cause you'll be shitting every calorie out for the next weeks and you'll lose weight insanely fast.
    tried-and-true by me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This post was literally written by a toxoplasm gondii remotely controlling its host.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is toxoplasma?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      completely harmless brain parasite

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life.
    Which is funny as cat owners were always considered emasculated soiboys and dog owners were the right-wing conservative chads.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt bug chasers

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    haha yeah
    good one
    >wtf?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if that so, have you ever been infected with this disease? i'm curious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with so many good effects, it's not a disease.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        haha yeah
        good one
        >wtf?

        i bet you've got no balls to infect yourself with this disease

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it was funnier the first time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive
    then they better test me twice

    because I'm really sexually attractive

    I promise I am

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fun toxoplasmosis fact: toxoplasmosis is apparently also the highest risk factor for getting severe illness from covid
    https://archive.is/dsYWH
    (Wauf thinks the direct link is spam, link in archive and image)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I truly hope this study allows me to get rid of my brother's cat. I'm immunocompromised and have dropped close to 100 pounds because I don't want to get sick. If I get the coof and survive my lung capacity would be that of a puppy. I fricking hate that if this doesn't work I will have to escalate and break my own morals. But it's for survival, right? Can one break their morals to live? I fricking hate cats but they deserve life and liberty like any other creature. I thought about taking it to a shelter but chances are its chipped or he'll eventually find it. We're forced to live together so I can't move out. I'm tired of living in fear in my own home, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you already have it by now, removing the cat will do nothing, just megadose vitamin D/Zinc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you already have it by now
          I'm also allergic to cats so I've taken precautions. The cat has free roam in the attic where he/his gf live. I live in the basement. We share the mid-floor which has the kitchen, dining area, front room. The only way I could get the parasite is from food based contamination: Basically he would have to carry the parasite and touch food, a cutting board, knives, etc. He is not hygienic in the slightest. I clean up after him frequently especially in the kitchen. I doubt I have the parasite but you do have a point in that it's more than possible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cats like to jump on the kitchen counters at night, and their feet are full of pee/poo from the litter box, you probably already have it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The cat does not leave the attic. Otherwise our high-prey-drive dog would kill it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unless the dog was infected with taxoplasmosis, it's likely already being controlled by the cat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >living in fear
        I got you anon. Follow my instructions, this is super easy
        >turn off tv
        >walk away from computer
        >go outside
        Bam! Just like that, COVID is gone!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >toxoplasmosis isn't real and it doesn't control pe-

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate pitbulls.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dog shit transmits diseases and viruses just as badly, and dog owners have to actually pick that shit up, with the only thing separating their hands and the droppings being a thin ass plastic bag or paper towel.
    Outdoor cats who are the most susceptible to viruses like toxo at least bury their own shit where it's out of sight, out of mind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always double bag or more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Outdoor cats
      >bury their own shit
      lol, this is what toxogays actually believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only place outdoor cats bury their shit is in children's sandboxes.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So.
    True.

    Look at this chad!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A real Chad uses his actual tongue

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cat-Chads, I kneel. It's over, dog-ACKs.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toxoplasmosis actually makes you stronger. Better taste buds, increased sense of smell. And yes, a boost to fertility is a part of this.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Toxoplasma makes people sexually attractive
    Definitely don't go to /b/ right now. You may catch something and end up attractive.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait, do you think conservatives are attractive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wait, do you think conservatives are attractive?
      They are statistically, from what I remember.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If my huskywife gets toxoplasmosis, will she find me more attractive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toxoplasma has a different symbiotic relationship with each individual species. Most likely, your dog will just start eating precisely cat poop, and no one's else.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > In both sexes, facial symmetry improves. In men, testosterone levels increase, they become braver and more prone to conservative views on life. Women lose weight and increase self-esteem, and become more outspoken and sincere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething, disgusting buttsniffing incel.

      https://www.earth.com/news/parasite-makes-infected-people-look-more-attractive/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >incel
        >posts tranime: hallmark of b***hlessness
        Toxo projection cope. Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.
          kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Finish the litterbox shit you're eating.
          kek

          Unironic poopeater projection. Keep seething, buttsniffer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no ur projecting!-toxoplasmosoid
            It's over, dude.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day freak
              no one eats shit but you
              and then you spit up this shit on the board

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can recognize traps in hentai
          Anon...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't know tranime has always meant the entire asiatic cartoon medium
            Sounds like a projection.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why did you save this utterly gay meme?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I liked it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oof you tried but just stop.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          obvious falseflag is obvious
          it's not even a big deal
          so have a nice day

          and you too newhomosexual
          anime website
          >b-but
          cope
          don't care if 9gay told about habbo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On an anime image board about animals
          >tranime
          have a nice day newbie

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