BEHEAD PELICANS.
ROUNDHOUSE KICK PELICANS INTO THE CONCRETE.
SLAM DUNK A PELICAN'S BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN.
CRUCIFY FILTHY PELICANS.
DEFECATE IN A PELICAN'S FOOD.
LAUNCH PELICANS INTO THE SUN.
STIR FRY PELICANS IN A WOK.
TOSS PELICANS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES.
URINATE INTO A PELICAN'S GAS TANK.
JUDO THROW PELICAS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
TWIST PELICAN HEADS OFF.
REPORT PELICANS TO THE IRS.
KARATE CHOP PELICANS IN HALF.
CURB STOMP PELICAN'S EGGS.
TRAP PELICANS IN QUICKSAND WITH THEIR WINGS CLIPPED.
CRUSH PELICANS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
LIQUEFY PELICANS IN A VAT OF ACID.
EAT PELICANS.
DISSECT PELICANS.
EXTERMINATE PELICANS IN THE GAS CHAMBER.
STOMP PELICAN SKULLS WITH STEEL TALON BOOTS.
CREMATE PELICANS IN THE OVEN.
LOBOTOMIZE PELICANS.
MANDATORY EGG CRUSHING FOR PELICANS.
GRIND PELICAN FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
DROWN PELICANS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE.
VAPORIZE PELICANS WITH A RAY GUN.
KICK OLD PELICANS DOWN THE STAIRS.
FEED PELICANS TO ALLIGATORS.
SLICE PELICANS WITH A KATANA.
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Is thos image real? looks like AI generated to me.
Pelicans are cool because they're huge
Voregays are almost the worst
Whose the worst then?
pedophiles. theyre the only thing worse than voregays.
Pelican here. We can kill normally but prefer not to because being a godless eating machine is more fun.
PELICAN DOWN, COVENANT WINS
How did it die? I don't see any injuries and it's hard to believe the claws alone could do a lot of damage to a bigger bird
Peregrine falcons are just that strong.
It didn't die it was just shocked and lost its balance lmao but it recovered and flew away according to the site I took this images from
Peregrine Falcons kill their prey with a closed toe punch at 200km/h, not with their claws.
Literally KTFO
TAKE A BATH YOU STINKY PELICAN
GODDAMN I HATE PELICANS SO MUCH
FUKCING PELICANS IN THE ASS
you have come to the right board
I DON'T CARE PLUS YOUR A PELICAN
Yeah pelicans are pretty nasty frickers, there's something especially gross in swallowing your prey alive
like half of birds do that
Maybe but they don't usually do it to other birds
Most birds eat seeds.
Pelicans and seagulls evolved from pythons.
Are you a woman?
vore is hot though
Indeed, the thought of white women being eaten alive 9read: swallowed whole) by therapods it pretty hawt to me