TOTAL PELICAN DEATH

BEHEAD PELICANS.
ROUNDHOUSE KICK PELICANS INTO THE CONCRETE.
SLAM DUNK A PELICAN'S BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN.
CRUCIFY FILTHY PELICANS.
DEFECATE IN A PELICAN'S FOOD.
LAUNCH PELICANS INTO THE SUN.
STIR FRY PELICANS IN A WOK.
TOSS PELICANS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES.
URINATE INTO A PELICAN'S GAS TANK.
JUDO THROW PELICAS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
TWIST PELICAN HEADS OFF.
REPORT PELICANS TO THE IRS.
KARATE CHOP PELICANS IN HALF.
CURB STOMP PELICAN'S EGGS.
TRAP PELICANS IN QUICKSAND WITH THEIR WINGS CLIPPED.
CRUSH PELICANS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
LIQUEFY PELICANS IN A VAT OF ACID.
EAT PELICANS.
DISSECT PELICANS.
EXTERMINATE PELICANS IN THE GAS CHAMBER.
STOMP PELICAN SKULLS WITH STEEL TALON BOOTS.
CREMATE PELICANS IN THE OVEN.
LOBOTOMIZE PELICANS.
MANDATORY EGG CRUSHING FOR PELICANS.
GRIND PELICAN FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
DROWN PELICANS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE.
VAPORIZE PELICANS WITH A RAY GUN.
KICK OLD PELICANS DOWN THE STAIRS.
FEED PELICANS TO ALLIGATORS.
SLICE PELICANS WITH A KATANA.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is thos image real? looks like AI generated to me.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pelicans are cool because they're huge

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voregays are almost the worst

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whose the worst then?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pedophiles. theyre the only thing worse than voregays.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pelican here. We can kill normally but prefer not to because being a godless eating machine is more fun.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PELICAN DOWN, COVENANT WINS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did it die? I don't see any injuries and it's hard to believe the claws alone could do a lot of damage to a bigger bird

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peregrine falcons are just that strong.

        It didn't die it was just shocked and lost its balance lmao but it recovered and flew away according to the site I took this images from

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peregrine Falcons kill their prey with a closed toe punch at 200km/h, not with their claws.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally KTFO

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE A BATH YOU STINKY PELICAN

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GODDAMN I HATE PELICANS SO MUCH

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUKCING PELICANS IN THE ASS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have come to the right board

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T CARE PLUS YOUR A PELICAN

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah pelicans are pretty nasty frickers, there's something especially gross in swallowing your prey alive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      like half of birds do that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe but they don't usually do it to other birds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most birds eat seeds.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pelicans and seagulls evolved from pythons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a woman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      vore is hot though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed, the thought of white women being eaten alive 9read: swallowed whole) by therapods it pretty hawt to me

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