To your attention - Mammalian Theropods!

Felids would make perfect neo coelurosaurs, and creodonts - neo carnosaurs.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate dino-cope.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now even mammals can't pronate their wrists? I'd love to hear the cope to explain this.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These aren’t direct ancestors of mammals, placentals all started out as little nocturnal tree shrew or mole type things, it’s why most mammals have shitty color vision

    The adaptive radiations of most placental group occurred around the late Cretaceous extinction event and these things probably were dead for a good long time

    IIRC it was a group closer to the mammals that was a dominant life form prior to the dinosaurs, but that doesn’t mean you’d recognize them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >placentals all started out as little nocturnal tree shrew or mole type things
      RETVRN

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/PJugIsB.png

        https://i.imgur.com/zpkOFeN.jpeg

        Do you think they would be good pets?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being an aboriginal, you go out gathering for your group and you see this fricker with a human like face walking like a human. The frick you do then?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys keep forgetting that kangaroos exist

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These look cool

      https://i.imgur.com/bfEPYCZ.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/063A1wl.jpeg

      These were clearly drawn by a furgay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, the culmination of all those shitty reconstructions trying to turn T. rex into a bear. The furgays finally did it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats a sergal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that parrot bison is by far the least gay/furhomosexual thing in this thread

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theropods evolved from flying or gliding ancestors, hence their shitty arms with limited functionality. Just reduced wings they weren't using so much. Didn't the resemblance to flightless birds tip you off?

    I doubt these would even be bat based because quadrupedal locomotion is just better. Humans are the only bipedal super-predator that didnt evolve from something that flew or glided and we use our arms to kill things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. no wings no stupid mini arms. all therapods descend from a feathered ancestor that couldnt pronate its wrists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Theropods evolved from flying or gliding ancestors
      lmao what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. no wings no stupid mini arms. all therapods descend from a feathered ancestor that couldnt pronate its wrists.

      Dinosaurs were bipeds with small arms long before birds evolved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Theropods evolved from flying or gliding ancestors
      This the latest schizoid fanfiction?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This the latest schizoid fanfiction?
        It's an hypothesis first suggested by Paul and Gauthier in the late 1980's

        it continues to be a viable hypothesis, but not one the public like yourself is aware of.

        The problem is that birds appear in the fossil record fully formed about the same time theropods do. And those earliest theropods all have bird traits. How do we know they're bird traits? Because they're used for flight. It is possible theropods evolved from birds rather than the other way around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What bird is known from 200 million years ago?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            avialans appear fully formed in fossils 160mya
            meaning they evolved before that. How long before is unknown

            but avialan traits appear in all theropods, so it's very likely that birds existed before theropods.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "very likely"
              No evidence then doesn't matter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the presence of the semi-lunate carpal in the earliest theropods is evidence they evolved from birds. As is reduction of the digits, fusion of the astragalus, reduction of the metacarpals, and pneumaticization of the axial skeleton.

                If we find feathers that will be further evidence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how featherBlack folk will ignore 100% of the dominant actual physical evidence that disproves your moronic fantasy phylogeny, but will focus on one or two badly researched traits to "prove" everything came from birds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the anon said there is no evidence for the idea

                there is evidence both for and against
                I listed evidence for the idea because he said there is none

                you're far too stupid to understand this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No there isn't. There is ZERO actual evidence to support featherniggetry. And TONS of real, literally rock-hard stone-cold evidence to the contrary. NO Tyrannosaurid has ANY feathers. They ALL have scales from head to toe and we have LOTS of scale impressions from dinosaurs. Frickloads of them. Most dinosaurs do. And it's likely that Pterosaurs don't have pycnofibers EITHER so muh "erryfing feddurs" bullshit falls apart there also.

                This is why I coined the phrase "feathers of the gaps". Featherhomosexuals can only exist where evidence is missing. Because where evidence is present, it says in no uncertain terms "YOU ARE WRONG AND GAY." Saying "YOU CAN'T PROVE MY GAY FAN FICTION ISN'T TRUE!" is not science.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see you're still angery about this.

                I wonder if you'll die before you get over your butthurt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Angry about moron tier lies being commonplace in what is supposed to pass for science? Yeah, and you should be too, you half-wit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >source: i made it up
                basal tyrannosaurids are fricking covered in feathers
                more derived ones totally lost them

                facts, sorry
                inb4 gay rant about how every chinese fossil is fake (btw thats what creationists say about every fossil period). anyways since we know who you are, have some seethe:
                chihuahuas have 2x the cortical neurons of cats
                any dog can be kept clean but no cat can
                all mammals are self aware and have emotions
                language isn't required for self awareness
                self awareness isn't required for emotion
                aconitums

                you guys both just be making shit up

                the semilunate carpal is present in theropods from the very beginning. It's the bone that allows avian arm folding. Folding of the wings in birds

                whether it evolved before wings or after is unknown

                what is known is that it's an avian trait, and it's both evidence for AND against theropods evolving from birds. morons can't masticate this contradictory position

                morons can't understand that evidence can be used both to support a position and support the opposite position. morons can't hold two opposing positions in their mind at the same time. Because morons don't have normal human minds.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you guys both just be making shit up
                I'm not making up anything. Everything I believe about dinosaurs comes from the rocks. I don't wildly theorize.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >source: i made it up
                basal tyrannosaurids are fricking covered in feathers
                more derived ones totally lost them

                facts, sorry
                inb4 gay rant about how every chinese fossil is fake (btw thats what creationists say about every fossil period). anyways since we know who you are, have some seethe:
                chihuahuas have 2x the cortical neurons of cats
                any dog can be kept clean but no cat can
                all mammals are self aware and have emotions
                language isn't required for self awareness
                self awareness isn't required for emotion
                aconitums

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you forgot this one:
                piss-colored aquarium water isn't good

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >acting like he’s a cat owner
                you’re just as moronic as him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Repeating the same made up bullshit lacking ANY evidence behind it except wild ass theorizing doesn't make it settled science. It just makes you all idiots. The facts remain unchanged.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >CATS CATS CATS
                Why are redditors so obsessed? Why does the based Wauf animal make them seethe so much that it compels them to write fanfiction?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do kittens shit themselves when they’re shaken?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wauf animal
                That’s frogs

                Reddit is about Wauf yesterday
                Wauf is always about tomorrow

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mind broken cus cat chad fricked him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to reason with an unironic schizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                avialans appear fully formed in fossils 160mya
                meaning they evolved before that. How long before is unknown

                but avialan traits appear in all theropods, so it's very likely that birds existed before theropods.

                >This the latest schizoid fanfiction?
                It's an hypothesis first suggested by Paul and Gauthier in the late 1980's

                it continues to be a viable hypothesis, but not one the public like yourself is aware of.

                The problem is that birds appear in the fossil record fully formed about the same time theropods do. And those earliest theropods all have bird traits. How do we know they're bird traits? Because they're used for flight. It is possible theropods evolved from birds rather than the other way around.

                Theropods evolved from flying or gliding ancestors, hence their shitty arms with limited functionality. Just reduced wings they weren't using so much. Didn't the resemblance to flightless birds tip you off?

                I doubt these would even be bat based because quadrupedal locomotion is just better. Humans are the only bipedal super-predator that didnt evolve from something that flew or glided and we use our arms to kill things.

                the anon said there is no evidence for the idea

                there is evidence both for and against
                I listed evidence for the idea because he said there is none

                you're far too stupid to understand this.

                This is super interesting. So if theropods evolved from birds, then how did birds evolve? Whats their relationship with ornithiscians? And where would pterasaurs fitnintonall of this? It does make some sense that birds and pterasaurs would have evolved around closer to the same time rather than 100 million years apart.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So if theropods evolved from birds, then how did birds evolve?
                Nobody knows, those fossils are missing
                >Whats their relationship with ornithiscians?
                Sister taxa
                >And where would pterasaurs fitnintonall of this?
                Sister to the MRCA of birds and ornithischians

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          avialans appear fully formed in fossils 160mya
          meaning they evolved before that. How long before is unknown

          but avialan traits appear in all theropods, so it's very likely that birds existed before theropods.

          thanks, I had no idea about this, it's interesting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's also totally wrong. Theropods and Sauropods are the earliest derived dinosaurs. They both existed LONG before birds. This is more featherBlack person horseshit.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go frick yourself

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a gross perverted furry fantasy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you hit the nail on the head, correct

      https://i.imgur.com/RLUDn24.jpeg

      Actually pretty cool

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dread to imagine what a horse would look like in this universe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting digits on that thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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