thread about cute monkeys

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pity Mundo stuck in watermelon!!!
    MILLIONS PITY!!! ;_;

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting little bastard. Can't believe that he dodged the rope and he is living a happy life as an adult with the same family.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *kills your mother and then takes care of you*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that video

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How people on /gif/ FAP to this is beyond my comprehension. Little guy unironically looks like Larry King without suspenders

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't anymore mods take those threads down lightening fast now at least for the past few months.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is fascinating considering cat rekt, dog rekt and general animal rekt threads are allowed to stay. Guess feds are looking into it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Guess feds are looking into it
          I'm starting to wonder myself. It could also be coincidental but I find it interesting it seemed to start popping up big time a bit before the monkeypox propaganda and then after about a year or so they just started to delete the threads until finally they delete them so quickly now that I think those people just fucked off to another site at this point. I know the monkey stuff is actually many years old but it reached a big peak in popularity around that time in 2021. Prior to that I was only aware of the urban legend of it but always figured it to be real. I visit /gif/ a lot so I know for sure it couldn't have been popping up too often at all until only very recently.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Monkeybros moved to 0c*an that got nuked, now it seems to be mostly telegram or even fagbook groups. I unironically believe that the feds are onto it because the indonesian government has been hunting down and prosecuting people who produce those videos, so the idea that there is an international effort to bring those people down isn't a reach. Kinda the same way pedo rings get hunted, but with monkeys.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of them are actually vulnerable or threatened btw. I think its only that pink face macaque that you don't see as often with these chinks that is the least threatened. The long tail ones are what you commonly see and those are in fact under threat if you look it up. So yes it would make sense they are finally cracking down.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it’s because most of those videos, not all but most, are videos of one-off stuff, not some organization strapping down monkey to drill into their eyeballs. /wsg/ still has all the gifs of the monkeys freaking out about their COMTAKT CAHMFOOT taken, or feeding another baby out of turn, and tbqh that’s all the monke bullying dopamine I need. I was never down for actually hurting the monkeys I just wanted them bullied a little.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a pitiful thread

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Mundo and monkeyball. Are these macaque channels still a thing around YT?
    Remember, denying confort to see their crazy tantrums is not "torture"

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone want these damn things as pets? Not just the macaque but all of them. I've seen videos and even monkey owners themselves mostly advise against it. You'll basically have a retarded 4 year old for a pet that is super agile and mischievous. There really is no benefits to such a shitty pet. I don't care how much the monkey might bond with the owner it still sucks as a pet.

      My point here. Yeah the owner wanted to make a funny video with his pet but you'd have to be a complete degenerate to actually want to unironically own these things like if they are equal to a dog or cat pet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expensive to keep
        >once it matures it's game over
        >screeches all the time
        >clingy, figuratively and literally
        >filthy, stinky
        >your life has to revolve around them
        >sharp teeth they're not afraid to use
        >doesn't bond to you,, just wants food
        >vet bills off the charts
        >shits everywhere
        I can't think of a worse pet. At least gators are cool to look at

        https://i.imgur.com/7Q8A0Jr.gif

        Pity Mundo stuck in watermelon!!!
        MILLIONS PITY!!! ;_;

        should get pins in it's eyes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd want one if they stayed babies forever. I actually love the little guys but the adults are cunts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao the way he took that load of cream straight to the back of the throat

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a big guy.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, gonna post cute monkeys.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch it anon. You've potentially triggered an old anger that originates from deep within the Indonesian isles. This thread is now open to be spammed with webms of baby monkeys getting their genitals cut off with scissors and similar ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inb4 drill

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate those little shits, and i'm a slav, guess i'm on the level of a seamonkey

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eurofag here and I hate these cunts as well. They're so creepy and uncanny, a truly cursed animal that should be eradicated

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a screencap from one of those monkey torture videos anons who are frustrated at jannies/mods spam.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    million pity

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Daniela, she went through hell. At least deedee kinda got her comeuppance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes that was very sad

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like an alien with hair, creepy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes they are cute

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are weird at best
        rats are cute, that thing is not.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know

          This looks like a screencap from one of those monkey torture videos anons who are frustrated at jannies/mods spam.

          I hope it

          Watch it anon. You've potentially triggered an old anger that originates from deep within the Indonesian isles. This thread is now open to be spammed with webms of baby monkeys getting their genitals cut off with scissors and similar ones.

          Where are the videos about it?

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