This was caused by cows.

This was caused by cows.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This accident is caused by cows using illegal cow tools.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cows are known to spontaneously combust. Don't worry.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, looks bovines had enough of genocide and slavery.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was just your average domestic terrorism by the same people who have been harassing milk companies, damaging their trucks, destroying milk products at supermarkets, etc. and no, they are not pro cows, they in fact want to end cows and anything related to them to "save" the planet.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      eco terrorist's are a special kind of stupid

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was staged, another animal blood sacrifice for ZOG.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is just shy of 30000 sq/mtr of cow (on a 2d plane, disgrarding height) with zero space between them. How big was the explosion exactly?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      sq/mtr of cow (on a 2d plane, disgrarding height) with zero space between them
      I have no mouth and I must moo

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Number of explosions caused by cows: thousands
    Number of explosions caused by grain: zero
    Bloodmouths btfo once again.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      grain silos explode all the time bro

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        And flour mills

        I don't think anyone eating meat is afraid to admit that we OVERPRODUCE AND OVERCONSUME MEAT TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT IT IS DESTRUCTIVE AND WE END UP THROWING 20% OF IT AWAY, OR THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS SUBSIDIZING THE PRODUCTION OF CORN AND SOI SPECIFICALLY FOR LIVESTOCK TO FURTHER CHEAPEN MEAT AND MAKE IT MORE AFFORDABLE FOR AMERICANS TO EAT BURGERS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

        That does not mean we shouldn't eat meat. That means you should give the israelites the finger and buy straight from a local farmer. You won't get as much meat and it will cost more money, but you will do less damage and won't support a destructive and wasteful system driven by greed and marketing mind control. At the most, given a "natural local diet", where you can't import whatever fricking berry or superfood you want from mexico or have diesel burned to bring you some toxic waste i mean supplements, you only need a serving of meat about the size of a deck of playing cards to live once a day. If you eat two eggs you don't need any.

        Sure you can absolutely survive on an all meat diet for the length of your natural in-the-wild lifespan, but that's only if you want to die around 70 like humans do in the wild.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          First time I've seen somebody with such a measured take on the issue in here.
          Thank you anon for understanding the concept of nuance.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not destructive in any way or form. We need meat. And I specifically require my meat to be as cheap as possible. I refuse to pay 20 euros per kg for beef if I can get that price to be 10 euros per kg. We should force cows to breed twice as much every time so next year the price can drop by half, and the year after that by another half, and so on. I won't stop until the price of beef is lower than the price of water. And then I'll start breeding water.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not destructive
            Yes, it is
            >We need meat
            You don't need meat for every single meal.

            You don't need more meat than you can afford at 20eu/kg.

            You don't even need a quarter pound of beef a day to live.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not you're just a vegan liar. Just for your lies alone I will buy some extra chicken to enjoy. Stay weak loser.
              You need meat for every single meal. Every single one else you're weak.
              Shut the frick up and go eat some dirt and grass you hippy frick. You need at least 1 pound of meat every single day and preferably 2. You just want me to live like a fricking medieval serf or a slave.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy dying of atherosclerosis at 70 and losing the ability to run a mile by 30 tryhard

                I said eat less meat not no meat

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him, I eat I'd guess around a pound a day and I climb up literal mountains.

                the unhealthiest I've ever been in my life is when I dated a vegetarian girl and I decided to eat the same as she does to try it out. it was extremely noticeable how much faster I'd tire out on hikes, and it would take days for me to recover from exertions instead of just a good nights sleep. it's pretty obvious we are evolved to eat a substantial amount of meat.

              • 12 months ago
                Dream Island Obsessional Park

                No meat is better than some to be honest. Also, ALMOST unholy digits anon, I would be careful.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It depends on genetics, some people can survive not eating meat at all, but others have to.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, I'm vegetarian and I eat local eggs every day.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, not gonna read all that

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            you will eat the bugs
            this isn't a request or a joke
            and that is a good thing, not in a meme way. meat overproduction is destroying the planet. 50% of land in australia has been damaged for grazing.

            although cats are frequently blamed, habitat disruption and destruction on this scale, along with the spread of rodents that comes with any agriculture, are the main factors causing extinctions in australia. even the naturalized dingos are facing extinction or being mutted up back into normal dogs by farmers escaped pets and due to farmers insistent defense of livestock that nobody actually needs.

            if a literal cow explosion didn't make you realize this nothing will, but it doesn't matter because you will eat the bugs. factory farming is zoonosis city and meat is inefficient to produce at a scale at which you can afford it. it will be regulated or banned into almost nothing, guaranteed.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day. One day we will eat you worthless weak vegans and then we will replace your homes with more farms for cows so we can lower the price of meat. If it were up to me we could solve world hunger, vegan delusions, and moronation all in one fell swoop. We eat the moronic vegans.
              Chinese Tang dynasty sources tell us that female bottoms are the most delicious part of the human body. I will eat your sweet ass and I don't care about what you want.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      All cows and personnel inside the meathouse would have died from asphixiation well before the methane from farts made an explosion possible.

      Also this anon is moronic, grain and flour in a closed building are dangerous as frick, thats why the grain industry facilities are designed with anti explosive systems.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who actually believes this was caused by fricking cows should be permanently sterilized so they can't perpetuate their idiot genes.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    American style farming sure is weird

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/10

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not doubt their power. This is only the beginning.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up the other day
    >check the news on my phone
    >how the frick do 20,000 cows die in an explosion!?!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wake up the other day
      >check the news on my phone
      >how the frick do 20,000 humans die in an explosion!?!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Off by a factor of 10.
        A little over 2,000 people died in 9/11. And even then its over 220 of combined floors, each building is a quarter of a mile tall, full of densely packed office space.
        And that's a lot of fricking cows.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >each building is a quarter of a mile tall,
          holy frick i didn't know the wtc was THAT tall

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I went to NYC as a very little kid (in 89 or 90) and seeing the twin towers was one of the few things I still clearly remember all these years later. That and the statue of liberty.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funniest part is the answer is the same: israelites ordered their poorly-veiled termination with ordinance

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is not good morning sir 🙁

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay because they were only Jersey animals and not actual cows

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          praise vishnu

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old jersey cows still usually get turned into ground beef.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ehhh, your muddah's a cow you fat frick.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          A wise post! Anon surely practices brahmacharya. Through retention of semen and moderate consumption of sattvic food like milk, his mind was illuminated. How far is he now from a cringeposter! Such Anons do not seek God. They eat the flesh of beasts and spill their seed thoughtlessly. They will be incarnated as jersey animals.

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