This is my new friend.

This is my new friend. He fell through a hole in my bathroom ceiling where the plumber was fixing the pipes (that he chewed). I named him Ryan the Rat.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nato didnt request those nations join, those nations requested to join since they didnt want to deal with Russia like Georgia and Ukraine do.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Putin himself said it had nothing to do with NATO though??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And if the shitbag says snow is white then he is lying about that, too.

      You cannot trust anything he says up to and including that Ukraine is Russia's.

      Everything I said still stands regardless of any sequences of sounds come out of him

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never actually seen a rat in my life other than pets. I only started seeing mice around covid. Before then, I'd never seen one and I'm in my 30s.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well cut a hole in your bathroom ceiling and one might "drop in" for a visit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you say that. Part of the basement ceiling caved in a few weeks ago due to a leak. No rats but, and this is likely unrelated, we've had moths and fruit flies in the house since.
        Hole is patched up/ceiling fixed (did it myself!) and got a new roof (paid someone, I ain't doing that shit myself) so I doubt any rats will come in that way anytime soon.

        [...]

        You're fooling no one, Boris.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know what rat this is? found on the battlefield on ukraine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't know, but I like him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a dormouse.
      And there is no such thing as "ukraine". Just stolen Russian land.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dormouse don't have the "eyelash" like the black fur around the eyes on the webm and russian people came from ukraine. the term slav means slaves from kiev.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anon learns the concept of different species

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a shrew. Very cute. Probably disoriented from a CIA bullshit forever war.

        Both hohols and vatniks need to go.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just stolen Russian lan-ACK!!!!
        Looks like the drone boys got another vatBlack person!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a shrew. Very cute. Probably disoriented from a CIA bullshit forever war.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I saw that thing in my house, it would be crucified within the hour.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why you're not a true follower of Christ. All animal life is sacred, excepting those that we sacrifice for our proto-israeli rituals or whatever, I dunno.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      small dogs like do a much better job ratting than cats

      Seems unlikely. Source?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my parents had a little terrier-looking mutt at their farm
        the first time she saw a rat she pounced in at max speed and instantly killed it
        no training nothing

        then she received praise for it and realized she can turn in dead rats for treats and she became an absolute murder-machine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a cool story but regarding that video Terriers were literally bred for killing cats. I was more so looking for proof that small dogs in general were capable of that across the board unless that’s not what you’re saying

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would assume that a chihuahua for example would react similarly, they are yappy chasey little things
            same for most others

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be cat person
    >rodents rain from your ceilings
    Clearly the cat invited them in and proved its goodwill by showing them its favorite book
    “to serve rodents”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice digits
      Rats are only raining from my ceiling because the dang condo association won't pay for an exterminator. Luckily I have experience handling small angry animals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death to all dog owners

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he israeli?

    Looks like a rat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan is NOT israeli. He didn't try to steal my wallet or clip any coins. He was mostly just interested in my countertop and my cat, and scared when I snatched him up.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. Keep me updated on future Ryan developments if he doesn't leave or die.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy, can you post more of Ryan?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino. Keep me updated on future Ryan developments if he doesn't leave or die.

      I released Ryan outside. Tbh he's probably already back inside the building. But here's a bonus pic - Ryan's brother Marcus the Mouse dropped through the hole this morning. Here's his little tail as I was transporting him outside. The hole in my ceiling still isn't fixed so I might have more friends to post for "epic social media points" as some moron above said.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cathomosexual home absolutely teeming with vermin
    imafine my surprise

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't you expect a cat home to not have any vermin?

      >What's it going to do, spit in my mouth and give me bubonic plague?
      Yes. Plague is endemic to North America. Prairie dogs carry it, and as a result it is more than possible that any given rodent might as well. It's a wild animal, not a pet. If you want to trap it humanely, then do it. But do not just keep it around for the epic social media points.

      I'll take my chances. You're a b***h.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll take my chances. You're a b***h.
        You're the one treating a wild animal improperly. This isn't a fancy rat, enjoy being bitten or scratched - especially when you sleep. Rats view sleeping humans as food.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wouldn't you expect a cat home to not have any vermin?
        No, because cats don't catch pests, but do attract them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The idea that cats get rid of vermin is part peasant “observation” (from the people that thought flies were spawned from aether) one part really shit science (one garbo study where a naive rat ran from cat piss).

        The best any combination of animals can do to rats is make them spend less time scavenging at any given food source and make them hide more. And the funniest fricking thing, in the context of Wauf console wars, is you need to have a dog or your cat does literally nothing instead of just almost nothing.
        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5291527/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cats will kill vermin that moves through their territory, they wont lead a crusade to locate and exterminate them. If they have the intelligence of a rat and a place to hide away it's obvious the vermin will survive.
          My first floor apartment was roach free for years while my cat was alive, a few months after she died we got a roach problem. She would also hiss and scare away other cats and neighbours that passed close to the veranda

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What most likely happened is the roaches started rushing around looking for food because they no longer had the predictability of the litterbox and her food dish. Roaches aren't instinctively afraid of cats, nor do cats actually keep roaches out, because the bugs typically live in walls and behind/under appliances and electrical boxes where cats can't get them.

            Roaches are, however, very good at staying invisible, remembering where one specific food source is, and getting to and from that without being detected. When that food source is removed they start an automatic random search pattern.

            In other words: You always had roaches, and they were mooching off your cat and living conveniently out of sight like they have evolved to for billions of years.

            You can sort of do the same thing with mice - take away whatever they've been scavenging and they start showing up all over the place, but mice are a bit smarter so sometimes they simply leave in the direction of a higher probability of finding food.

            Cats primarily kill weakened or stupid subadult rodents and injured/parasitized songbirds. In turn they spread the same parasites to humans via fecal matter. It's not effective pest control and you'd get rid of more rats with basic hygiene and common sense.

            "Ratting cat" is an oxymoron like "personal protection husky".

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cats don't eat bugs
              moron of the year

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Natural selection periodically gets rid of people like you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re playing with fire dude. This isn’t le friendly rattoid that rat people on this board go on about, it’s a wild rodent with a known reputation for disease. It’s droppings and waste can also make you sick

        >Wouldn't you expect a cat home to not have any vermin?
        No, because cats don't catch pests, but do attract them.

        >but do attract them?
        Source?

        What most likely happened is the roaches started rushing around looking for food because they no longer had the predictability of the litterbox and her food dish. Roaches aren't instinctively afraid of cats, nor do cats actually keep roaches out, because the bugs typically live in walls and behind/under appliances and electrical boxes where cats can't get them.

        Roaches are, however, very good at staying invisible, remembering where one specific food source is, and getting to and from that without being detected. When that food source is removed they start an automatic random search pattern.

        In other words: You always had roaches, and they were mooching off your cat and living conveniently out of sight like they have evolved to for billions of years.

        You can sort of do the same thing with mice - take away whatever they've been scavenging and they start showing up all over the place, but mice are a bit smarter so sometimes they simply leave in the direction of a higher probability of finding food.

        Cats primarily kill weakened or stupid subadult rodents and injured/parasitized songbirds. In turn they spread the same parasites to humans via fecal matter. It's not effective pest control and you'd get rid of more rats with basic hygiene and common sense.

        "Ratting cat" is an oxymoron like "personal protection husky".

        > injured/parasitized songbirds.
        Source?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cat hating tourist can't even type properly
      Lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh typo!!1
        kys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a cat owner definitely fricked your mom

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah my moms a lesbo so what

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she wasn’t when she was with catchad 😉

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            catchad is pretty butch but please remember she was still born a woman

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of him for good or enjoy your disease

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh come on. It's not the Middle Ages. What diseases is a rat in Central Florida going to carry? It wasn't rabid, it was acting too normal. I already have fleas in my house (thanks cats). What's it going to do, spit in my mouth and give me bubonic plague?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's it going to do, spit in my mouth and give me bubonic plague?
        Don’t tempt them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's it going to do, spit in my mouth and give me bubonic plague?
        Yes. Plague is endemic to North America. Prairie dogs carry it, and as a result it is more than possible that any given rodent might as well. It's a wild animal, not a pet. If you want to trap it humanely, then do it. But do not just keep it around for the epic social media points.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        easy
        leptospirosis bite, organ failure. Jeez

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bubonic plague
        I got boobonic plague once. That's the version where you grow boobs everywhere. I had frontboobs and backboobs and overboobs and netherboobs (in fact, my netherboobs had netherboobs) and all manners of boobs but no boobies. I wanted a dancing, blue footed bird to grow on my armpit or something but no such luck.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > That's the version where you grow boobs everywhere
          sounds like the transgender fantasy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            No, it was just part of some elaborate joke from back in school. The joke involved Cher, a Mormon girl who smelled like Cher, the ostrich this girl turned into, her slave Tony, a cherry coke commercial, hummus, Japansterdam, peanut butter, moronic half-cousins, 9/11, frittata as birth control, suicide by peanut butter, religious penguins, Gondwanaland and urinal cakes (horrid pastries that they are), among other things. Once you come down with boobonic plague, walking becomes impractical as your feet are now boobs so you must smoopwaddle instead, which makes sushi-lying and Episcopalian-farting very difficult.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bathe your cats and use talstar on the exterior, never a flea again.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of this dumb frick Robin fledgeling that fell down a hole that leads to my basement window and I had to grab him and put him on the ground while his mom was trying to kill me. He them promptly ran and got fell into one of the other holes that leads to the my basement windows. I fished him out and put him way further out and I haven't heard any birds chirping in my walls since so I think he's good.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan seems like a well-mannered young man - very cute.
    Have a bump, and a little critter of my own.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it weren't 2am I might have tossed Ryan into my carrier and gave him some food, but alas, I worked a closing shift tonight and I wasn't in the mood to feed a rat invader.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eventually caught Ryan by the tail with a thick pair of shorts and released his dumb ass outside. I'm sure he'll be back in the walls by tomorrow.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And here is my pest control being a useless piece of shit and making friends with Ryan. Ryan seems to lack all sense of self-preservation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that luxurious long tail!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cats dont eat rats idiot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We told you cats dont get rid of rats

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frens

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I wish I'd kept that rat. They could have been epic friends. Maybe he makes his way back into the building and I can catch him again. I won't make the same mistake twice, he's going in my cat carrier next time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      small dogs like do a much better job ratting than cats

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I don't want a hyper-reliant second girlfriend in my house. I prefer cats.

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