This is Fable. We adoped her after my girlfriend's parents found her abandoned in their old neighbors house.

This is Fable. We adoped her after my girlfriend's parents found her abandoned in their old neighbors house. we've had her for about a year now and she has all her shots. As of right now she's 1½ years old. She is my favorite baby.
Just one issue.
She loves rubbing her vegana on everything. Whenever she sees the opportunity she will get in the mounting position and slowly back her ass up to whatever its pointed at (usually my legs).
It's gross and i've tried to discipline her but nothing seems to work. We're about to resort to getting her fixed, which we should have done anyway.
Is there anything i can do in the meantime to get her to stop?
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should get your cats fixed before they reach maturity, otherwise they will essentially always act weird and sexual. Fixing her will probably make it less often but I dont think it will go away.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I also think it's worth pointing out that Fable is a very well behaved, playful, and happy kitty that loves being handled, whos litter box is always clean and eats 2-3 meals a day, and has lots of toys.
    I realized i may have given the impression that shes acting out because shes unhappy or bored but I promise thats not the case.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are cathomosexuals always poor disgusting and moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      side effect of cats becoming the official pet of people that are not well off or smart enough to handle a dog but also too beta to feel secure in getting herps and inverts. cat owners will seethe and paraphrase lovecraft over this but they were never really that admirable. they as bumbling, needy and mewling as dogs once you get to know them.

      cats used to be for weirdo spergs on the fringes of society just because they set them apart and were cute vermin they fed while going about their business. they could claim the cat chose them and therefore they were better people because they, by merit of being "cat people", could say they never forced an animal to do anything. that is true no longer. we now understand that cats can be captured, tamed, and trained just like dogs, it's just that they're a bit dumb so it takes more work. i think the real spiritual successor of the cat is in fact, the pigeon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Doggay making a poor attempt to try and act superior again
        Lmao pathetic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          doggays are superior to "cat people"

          cat people used to be able to play off the ignorance of the common folk regarding cats to claim that were special and all dog owners were abusive slave drivers but now we know they're exactly like dogs, just dumber and they shit in your house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why are petgays always poor disgusting and moronic?
      ftfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's like saying all dog owners are weak and soi because someone watched their husky get brutally crushed by a python half his size
        https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/python-crushed-60-pound-pet-siberian-husky-death-article-1.1455254

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's obviously a human issue. The dog was working as intended since huskies were bred to be friendly and curious with new experiences. That was never an issue for them because they were bred by conservative aryans living in the north, not low IQ southern NPCs. Think norwegians, as opposed to serbs.

          It would be much more accurate to say dogs are weak and soi because 3 "muscular fighting dogs" couldn't take out a 66 year old man with a boxcutter.

          https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/man-66-used-knife-to-fend-off-3-attacking-dogs/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek. so much the dangerous murder dog. are these even a risk to things other than women, children, and dogs that aren't Black folk? pitbulls are like toxo.
            >muh 700 deaths a year!
            >all <2 months old and from eating unwashed salad and uncooked meat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, that's obviously a human issue
            That's always been the issue though. I own 2 GSDs and I try to work my best to handle them because you always see the worst of the worst humans owning dogs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You now remember that exactly half the population has a double digit IQ.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was the picture of the husky before getting constricted by the snake. pic related is the aftermath

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My fricking sides

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes fix your cat, they're marking. Basically she has piss droplets hanging out in her cooch and she's smearing them on everything. Your house smells like piss and the buildup has been gradual enough for you to go noseblind to it. You can't really train this out of them, their brains are too simple to overcome their instincts.

    Cats MUST be fixed before entering any home. Frick they should be fixed at birth. Shelters are overflowing and refusing/euthanizing cats en masse.

    The uncontrolled breeding is 75% of why people hate cats. Semi-ferals that are the cat equivalent of a dingo are being passed off as normal pets while properly domesticated ones are largely ignored.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well if it makes you feel better she isnt allowed outside until we do get her spayed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is your yard fully enclosed with climb-proof fencing and free of gaps an animal could fit through?

        If not it is animal abuse and neglect to let your cat outside. You have no recourse, legal or moral, if your cat is hit by a car, eaten by a wild animal or physically and mentally superior pet, beaten to shit and infected with FIV by another cat, eats or drinks poison or poisoned prey, or is shot by someone who saw it harassing a rare bird. It would all be your fault.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we have a leash and harness and we'll monitor her while shes outside, get off your fricking soapbox homosexual

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