This guy

>r8s animals on what would be a good pet
>dock's everything that actually makes it a pet
>in his head, an ideal pet is a display figurine
What is his problem?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clint is right about corn snakes. They're GOATed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boas(BCI) share that spot THOUGH.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cornies got a 4.8, no one else is close, not even the leopard gecko

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but I think that BCI are neat and cool. Besides, I think something like either the rats, the african house snake or even the BP came close to the corn snake's rating.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Someone tied the leo's 4.4 but I've never seen higher except for the corn. Clint did say if he had to own one snake it would be the BCI though.

            Clint fricked up giving the Savannah Monitor the same 1.8 as the Nile. They're just big beardies with humidity.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He cares about the animals and wants to make sure the person who gets them fully understands what they are getting in to.

    >Do you want an Autistic Bird that will scream and wreck shit the moment you leave it alone for the next 50 years?
    >Do you want a Water Monitor that grows up to 6ft, requires a heated pool/pond and are not very happy campers?
    >Do you want a Dog and actually take care/socialize the thing?

    It's the best thing about him. He is not just blowing smoke up your ass and telling you all the cool things about having X pet.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait if he's a Mormon why tf is he into paleontology/evolution? Don't those people believe that Jesus was born in Utah and that humans are actually native to the US?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      like every remotely functional religious person in today's world they have to embrace a duality of knowing what the world believes often better than they do and knowing the line between that and their religious beliefs because fragile atheists will be after your nuts because they know how they live is wrong in your god's eyes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has a booba wife, a tegu, and White kids. He's winning.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his eyes. Really look at them.
    Do you see any true humanity in those empty orbs?
    His divine light was never lit. He is a flesh automaton.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly hes probably not sentient LMFAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this were the eyes of the 'it's free real estate' meme guy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eyes of a man who has equally many wives and pet reptiles

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >A pet is more than just an animal you keep in your house and look at.
    I disagree, my snakes and fish are pets.
    My dog is family.
    My iguana is somewhere between the two depending on my mood and his.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    His assessments are supposed to be objective and scientific in a light-hearted sort of way. Watch his best pet video on human children.
    But yes, a companion pet like a dog is a whole different thing than a less interactive pet like a reptile or a desk pet like a beetle. Still pets. And also Clint is promoting reptiles and the reptile industry, so the notion of pet comes from that perspective. .

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >water monitor
    >a decoration you feed
    anon...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who he is.

    >this animal I have to walk, play with, clean after, put on a strict diet and need to watch 24/7 while doing extensive training courses
    >ON TOP OF WORKING A FULL TIME JOB
    >is a heckin 5 out of 5 star pet because it heckin has a big fluffy woofy tail and big heart and smiley doggo

    He should have rated it lower. I can get an entire ecosystem of critters for 50 dollars of shrimp.

    After having to slip in my family members dog and cat piss several times a day I can assure you i will never get a pet I can't put in a glass box.

    99% of people shouldn't even have dogs or cats. Let alone little tiny crustaceans.

    >Oh boy time to clean fluffy's diseased piss and shit box again.

    I can just feed my scrimps some food and watch them play and have fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post more shrimps. Ideally of better image quality.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well Hi There! I heard someone was talking bad about me and you know that can be really hurtful and in real life it has consequences. Let's just say I'm a VERY big fan of NERD's reptile taming tactics, especially when I learned they worked on people too

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    his entire rating system is moronic and he looks like a psycho but he seems nice enough and seems to take decent care of his animals so I can't shit on him too hard

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guy seems like a legit animal autist so hes alright in my book

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cat owners

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well he's right. wieneratoos are shit pets.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he seems reasonable in his assessments imho

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He considers the well-being of the animal first, not what the potential owners want.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is non-zero chance this man has bodies buried under the floor.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the ideal pet. You may not like it, but this is what a five out of five pet looks like.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well he's not entirely wrong

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this that homosexual clint? I cant stand his videos. His thousand yard stare is offputting and creepy. Also he doesn't think there's anything wrong with continuing the breeding of spider bps. Honestly he should just neck himself. I'm sick of seeing his ugly ass face everywhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      true his stare is kind of unnerving

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oops this for you

      Suck it up gay. Bulldog dogs should be what you're trying to get rid of. Not slightly different types of snakes that'll never see the wild.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thousand yard stare
      He's definitely a sperg, but I think he has pretty good content on his channel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      true his stare is kind of unnerving

      he's a mormon. they're just like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like his taxonomy videos but like

      https://i.imgur.com/o8HBHIa.jpg

      Look at his eyes. Really look at them.
      Do you see any true humanity in those empty orbs?
      His divine light was never lit. He is a flesh automaton.

      pointed out he's really unnerving to look at, legit looks like some reptilian/mammalian hybrid that's about to strike you

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't really think of a thing he's docked points in, that's unreasonable. Isn't it mostly shit like "it can yell like a crackhead and it smells like burnt rubber"?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Suck it up gay. Bulldog dogs should be what you're trying to get rid of. Not slightly different types of snakes that'll never see the wild.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice whataboutism, homosexual :^)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He docks things based on the fact that you have to take care of it.
      He gave the dog a 3.8/5. The literal phenotype of what a pet is to a human being, is sub4 to him. His definition of what a pet is, is a toy he can feed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He’s an urbanite who considers both spouses working more than 40 hours a week each normal and ideal, obviously. Or maybe a workshy autist. They are similar in that they shy away from anything requiring effort and presence but for different reasons.

        Actual humans are in the middle. The dog is the ideal pet for the ideal life. The man works. The woman takes care of the home.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's a fricking Mormon you dumbass.
          His entire channel is aimed at kids.
          If you have a problem with a guy who is likely working harder than you ever will and produce content directed towards children calling a dog a "worse" pet than some beetle that only needs food once a month, yeah. You are clearly a member of his target audience.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I always got the impression he was israeli.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is there a lot of outward difference between Mormons and Judaism?
              Anyhow, Clint has never hid his affiliation with the LDS church or his affiliation with Brigham Young University

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              same difference

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a mormon? That explains why he’s fricking stupid then. Imagine following a made up religion.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they shy away from anything requiring effort and presence but for different reasons.
          That's a good thing you idiot, having pets is moronic. Only morons who have gracelessly accepted their lot and life in the world would do such a thing, like having a basket you don't even like, going "oh well" and proceeding to fill it with very heavy things. Dogs and cats are literally disgusting, they along with most mammals are some of the ugliest creatures alive. And owning it for what? It doesn't do any good. It's stupid as hell and is only for people who have zero aspirations anyway. It'll only suck up your time and be another life sucking thing you have to do every day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie 90% of dog owners should not own so much as fricking goldfish
        if you cant provide for your doggo beyond food and water you should not own one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        consider the people who would randomly see a recommendation on youtube and get a pet based on that alone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Or the fact that Clint's YouTube channel is just an extension of the reptile zoo he runs for kids in Provo Utah.
          I can just imagine how many times he's been asked by kids and their parents "would X Y Z be the "best pet"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        3.8 is a pretty high score, and he makes it clear that his score doesn't include the extremely important and subjective factor of how fulfilling it is. He does mention that in his dog video. And he ain't lying about care needs for dogs, they're a terrible pet for anyone who'll be regularly leaving them home alone for 8 hours 5 days a week, and people who do that should not own dogs. Better a pretty toy you have to feed than a lonely, depressed social mammal or bird you can't spend enough time with.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that he gave 3.8 to a dog, and 3.4 to a rattlesnake....

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