>r8s animals on what would be a good pet
>dock's everything that actually makes it a pet
>in his head, an ideal pet is a display figurine
What is his problem?
This guy
>r8s animals on what would be a good pet
>dock's everything that actually makes it a pet
>in his head, an ideal pet is a display figurine
What is his problem?
Clint is right about corn snakes. They're GOATed.
Boas(BCI) share that spot THOUGH.
Cornies got a 4.8, no one else is close, not even the leopard gecko
Yeah but I think that BCI are neat and cool. Besides, I think something like either the rats, the african house snake or even the BP came close to the corn snake's rating.
Someone tied the leo's 4.4 but I've never seen higher except for the corn. Clint did say if he had to own one snake it would be the BCI though.
Clint fucked up giving the Savannah Monitor the same 1.8 as the Nile. They're just big beardies with humidity.
He cares about the animals and wants to make sure the person who gets them fully understands what they are getting in to.
>Do you want an Autistic Bird that will scream and wreck shit the moment you leave it alone for the next 50 years?
>Do you want a Water Monitor that grows up to 6ft, requires a heated pool/pond and are not very happy campers?
>Do you want a Dog and actually take care/socialize the thing?
It's the best thing about him. He is not just blowing smoke up your ass and telling you all the cool things about having X pet.
Wait if he's a Mormon why tf is he into paleontology/evolution? Don't those people believe that Jesus was born in Utah and that humans are actually native to the US?
like every remotely functional religious person in today's world they have to embrace a duality of knowing what the world believes often better than they do and knowing the line between that and their religious beliefs because fragile atheists will be after your nuts because they know how they live is wrong in your god's eyes.
He has a booba wife, a tegu, and White kids. He's winning.
Look at his eyes. Really look at them.
Do you see any true humanity in those empty orbs?
His divine light was never lit. He is a flesh automaton.
Exactly hes probably not sentient LMFAO
I thought this were the eyes of the 'it's free real estate' meme guy.
Eyes of a man who has equally many wives and pet reptiles
>A pet is more than just an animal you keep in your house and look at.
I disagree, my snakes and fish are pets.
My dog is family.
My iguana is somewhere between the two depending on my mood and his.
His assessments are supposed to be objective and scientific in a light-hearted sort of way. Watch his best pet video on human children.
But yes, a companion pet like a dog is a whole different thing than a less interactive pet like a reptile or a desk pet like a beetle. Still pets. And also Clint is promoting reptiles and the reptile industry, so the notion of pet comes from that perspective. .
>water monitor
>a decoration you feed
anon...
I have no idea who he is.
>this animal I have to walk, play with, clean after, put on a strict diet and need to watch 24/7 while doing extensive training courses
>ON TOP OF WORKING A FULL TIME JOB
>is a heckin 5 out of 5 star pet because it heckin has a big fluffy woofy tail and big heart and smiley doggo
He should have rated it lower. I can get an entire ecosystem of critters for 50 dollars of shrimp.
After having to slip in my family members dog and cat piss several times a day I can assure you i will never get a pet I can't put in a glass box.
99% of people shouldn't even have dogs or cats. Let alone little tiny crustaceans.
>Oh boy time to clean fluffy's diseased piss and shit box again.
I can just feed my scrimps some food and watch them play and have fun.
Post more shrimps. Ideally of better image quality.
Well Hi There! I heard someone was talking bad about me and you know that can be really hurtful and in real life it has consequences. Let's just say I'm a VERY big fan of NERD's reptile taming tactics, especially when I learned they worked on people too
his entire rating system is retarded and he looks like a psycho but he seems nice enough and seems to take decent care of his animals so I can't shit on him too hard
guy seems like a legit animal autist so hes alright in my book
Cat owners
Well he's right. Cockatoos are shit pets.
he seems reasonable in his assessments imho
He considers the well-being of the animal first, not what the potential owners want.
There is non-zero chance this man has bodies buried under the floor.
This is the ideal pet. You may not like it, but this is what a five out of five pet looks like.
Well he's not entirely wrong
Is this that gay clint? I cant stand his videos. His thousand yard stare is offputting and creepy. Also he doesn't think there's anything wrong with continuing the breeding of spider bps. Honestly he should just neck himself. I'm sick of seeing his ugly ass face everywhere
true his stare is kind of unnerving
Oops this for you
>thousand yard stare
He's definitely a sperg, but I think he has pretty good content on his channel
he's a mormon. they're just like that.
I like his taxonomy videos but like
pointed out he's really unnerving to look at, legit looks like some reptilian/mammalian hybrid that's about to strike you
I can't really think of a thing he's docked points in, that's unreasonable. Isn't it mostly shit like "it can yell like a crackhead and it smells like burnt rubber"?
Suck it up fag. Bulldog dogs should be what you're trying to get rid of. Not slightly different types of snakes that'll never see the wild.
Nice whataboutism, gay :^)
He docks things based on the fact that you have to take care of it.
He gave the dog a 3.8/5. The literal phenotype of what a pet is to a human being, is sub4 to him. His definition of what a pet is, is a toy he can feed.
He’s an urbanite who considers both spouses working more than 40 hours a week each normal and ideal, obviously. Or maybe a workshy autist. They are similar in that they shy away from anything requiring effort and presence but for different reasons.
Actual humans are in the middle. The dog is the ideal pet for the ideal life. The man works. The woman takes care of the home.
He's a fucking Mormon you dumbass.
His entire channel is aimed at kids.
If you have a problem with a guy who is likely working harder than you ever will and produce content directed towards children calling a dog a "worse" pet than some beetle that only needs food once a month, yeah. You are clearly a member of his target audience.
I always got the impression he was gnomish.
Is there a lot of outward difference between Mormons and Judaism?
Anyhow, Clint has never hid his affiliation with the LDS church or his affiliation with Brigham Young University
same difference
He’s a mormon? That explains why he’s fucking stupid then. Imagine following a made up religion.
>they shy away from anything requiring effort and presence but for different reasons.
That's a good thing you idiot, having pets is retarded. Only morons who have gracelessly accepted their lot and life in the world would do such a thing, like having a basket you don't even like, going "oh well" and proceeding to fill it with very heavy things. Dogs and cats are literally disgusting, they along with most mammals are some of the ugliest creatures alive. And owning it for what? It doesn't do any good. It's stupid as hell and is only for people who have zero aspirations anyway. It'll only suck up your time and be another life sucking thing you have to do every day.
bro 90% of dog owners should not own so much as fucking goldfish
if you cant provide for your doggo beyond food and water you should not own one
consider the people who would randomly see a recommendation on youtube and get a pet based on that alone
Or the fact that Clint's YouTube channel is just an extension of the reptile zoo he runs for kids in Provo Utah.
I can just imagine how many times he's been asked by kids and their parents "would X Y Z be the "best pet"
3.8 is a pretty high score, and he makes it clear that his score doesn't include the extremely important and subjective factor of how fulfilling it is. He does mention that in his dog video. And he ain't lying about care needs for dogs, they're a terrible pet for anyone who'll be regularly leaving them home alone for 8 hours 5 days a week, and people who do that should not own dogs. Better a pretty toy you have to feed than a lonely, depressed social mammal or bird you can't spend enough time with.
Reminder that he gave 3.8 to a dog, and 3.4 to a rattlesnake....