This animal is literally called "gorilla gorilla gorilla.". Isn't that funny?

This animal is literally called "gorilla gorilla gorilla."
Isn't that funny?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *Gorilla gorilla gorilla
    >t. Black Black Black

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>t. Black Black Black
      >t. Blackrilla Blackrilla Blackrilla

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he realizes that he is in fact a monke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no
      also he's gorillla3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *gorilla^3

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A name so nice, you say it thrice.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzlies are called "bear bear terrible" in a combination if Greek and Latin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      genuine question why do they name animals like that with the same word multiple times

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The more repeating words you have in your taxonomy, the closer you are to your Platonic ideal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Platonic ideal.
          okay, and just in case I dont know what this means

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Philosophical mumbo jumbo. Basically claiming that there exists an ideal form of every conceivable object that everything that is virtuous strive to achieve. For example, the crab are obviously a platonic form/ideal.

            oh so they're like placeholders then

            Not really. But once you've named an organism you're more or less stuck with the name and adding to the follow a set of rules.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Lots of things look triangular.
              As they get more and more triangular, you eventually would say "that's a triangle".
              Plato suggested there is some sort of higher existence where the perfect, or ideal triangle exists, and that the closer a shape gets to this ideal, the more we call it a triangle.

              >we need to name this ever changing line of species
              >we'll decide on one specific species is the most that animal could ever be
              scientists are frickin moronic bro

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >we'll decide on one specific species is the most that animal could ever be
                More likely >We found that first.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lots of things look triangular.
            As they get more and more triangular, you eventually would say "that's a triangle".
            Plato suggested there is some sort of higher existence where the perfect, or ideal triangle exists, and that the closer a shape gets to this ideal, the more we call it a triangle.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see what homoerotic pedophilia gotta do with it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >find a single species
        >name it moron
        >since it's forever alone the genus as well as the species is called moron
        >find another species
        >not we have moron moron and moron vulgaris or some shit
        >realize moron moron is two species, now we have moron moron moron and moron moron australia etc etc
        In short Linnaeus was a hack

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh so they're like placeholders then

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck". Isn't that funny?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    William Murderface Murderface Murderface

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I shidded and farded

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no it isn't thats a monkey

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i cummed from laughing

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