I had the three of them cohabbed in an enclosure I made myself, but then one of them got a skin infection and has been quarantined in the enclosure I kept them in when they were babies.
Human grade is a stretch, but if you're screwing an animal I think you're obligated to care for it a bit more than you would be obligated otherwise. Keeping in mind the current minimum standards for pet care are pretty abysmal.
I know without a doubt she loves me.
It may look like a cock but that's a vagina
is always happy to see me
I had the three of them cohabbed in an enclosure I made myself, but then one of them got a skin infection and has been quarantined in the enclosure I kept them in when they were babies.
she loves me unconditionally
No human food for you.
No they're not bald, they just look like that.
THE JOKE IS I WANT TO FUCK ANIMALS
DO YOU GET THE JOKE
IT'S THAT I WANT TO FUCK MY PET
GET IT
Are they really your pet then? Shouldn’t you be held to a higher standard now? Give them human grade care and all?
He was talking about his gf not the dog
Human grade is a stretch, but if you're screwing an animal I think you're obligated to care for it a bit more than you would be obligated otherwise. Keeping in mind the current minimum standards for pet care are pretty abysmal.
It’s not a stretch, it’s a fairly low standard.
Humans are often sent to the pound to die in agony when they get old and spend their lives eating literal rotting garbage.
You get used to the smell
It's cis
I keep her on a leash so she doesn't run away
"I own one, it lives with me, listens to me, and it's definitely a woman."
"Hey, stop raping your sister RIGHT NOW!"
Didn't think I'd ever say that sentence, much less while laughing.
She walks on two legs.
Bitch is heat, so we're getting the boys around this evening to take turns mounting her.
I've never heard them complain about my cooking
I love her.
At least dodos existed at one point
I am not planning to kill them.
I have sex with her at least once a day
No anon, other way around
Or is it?
She crapped on the carpet again, that's why she's not allowed on the bed or on the couch.
I forgot to let her out of her cage when I got home today.
You’re looking like you might have gained a couple pounds. We need to start getting you some more exercise.
She lives in a box and eats every couple of weeks
I have one
i let her eat in the same plate as me
It's a good stink.
Best part is you only need to feed em every couple days.
Mine can go months without eating.
It exists
I keep two in my house, but I'm worried about them escaping
She flies.
I don't mind opening the door to let her in.
Sure she's a little furry, but it's not as bad as people make it out to be.
I would not get turned on by it attacking me
"If she doesn't get pregnant, she's gonna die."
Unless you're Henry VIII