These dudes don't mess around.

These dudes don't mess around. Massive behemoths with surprising agility and hidden knives in their mouths that slice open your stomach.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some places around here have wild oinkers you can handfeed, other places they will attack you till you bleed out. Got scottish highlanders, prezwalski horses and freeroaming beef cattle around here, the wild hogs are the only ones that I'm worried about at times.

    The encircling by pretending to run off, then follow you in the dense forest can be scary if a stick is your only allowed weapon.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks sus

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    peak evolution right there. They might not be the best in any specific thing, but all together they are excellent.

    Not the biggest, big big and tough enough that even bears have to be careful with them. Small enough that they can survive even in condition of food scarcity. They can eat anything. Extremely fast rate of spawning for animals of that size, along with very flexible dna means they can quickly adapt to different conditions and environments. Extremely intelligent. Capable of living in large groups and of being solitary. Very adaptable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are they edible

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        extremely tasty.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are they edible

      extremely tasty.

      Is there anything they aren't good at?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not being boar

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        climbing trees

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty shit at flying

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if you let a wild boar in a room with hundreds of baby macaques?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day immediately
      pity posters should be permabanned

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon there's no need to be so aggressive

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*fricking kills your prey animal*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs get gored by hogs pretty badly on their own.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a fair fight, the enclosed space meant the pits could not properly utilize a team strategy or terrain and broken sightlines to flank it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the fact that you admit they need a team strategy to even challenge it says it all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eats your toddler
      >kills your grandma
      >gets shot by cops

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