There's flies plaguing my room, what should I do about this?

There's flies plaguing my room, what should I do about this, Wauf?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a UV light bug zapper, it's the only thing I've found that works effectively against flying bugs... plus it's awesome hearing the giant crack when they get zapped... and it's even more fun when larger bugs take longer to fry and start smoking. You can get a decent quality zapping tower for around $30-50. Make those frickers ride the lightning. (also the UV light is pretty cool)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Open the window and most of them will simply leave

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK is that and where can I get one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A salt gun bro. Shoots a shotgun blast of table salt, killing the bug. Great for hard-to-hit tiny guys.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds like a mess to use indoors

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn’t it make a mess everywhere? How powerful are the blasts?

            I mean it gets a little salt on the floor but it doesn't shoot much per shot. You don't need very much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t it make a mess everywhere? How powerful are the blasts?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just toxify your room and air it out later. If you have pets, introduce the fungus that preys on flies. They'll all be stuck to your windows and covered in puff in a week.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiders

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see this frickers on my window all the time
    >they never come all the way inside, just menacingly wanders my window sill
    >when I kill them they respawn
    help

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside and find the nest, torch it with flamethrower

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean your fricking room

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last Summer I woke up to damn swarm of wasps in my bedroom. I took them out with the vacuum cleaner. Worked like a charm.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poop less in the immediate surrounding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don’t be racist it’s his culture

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill every one you can. Every single time you see one has landed, try to smash him. Eventually you'll whittle them down. Keep the room clean, too.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This but cloth moths that probably came with the shitty arabian rug my aunt gifted me.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I moved my new place had a fly problem and these helped a ton. Put some syrup or honey in the bottom cup and it works well.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flypaper

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for spiders to appear. Don't clean. That will reset the ecological succession of your room.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then he should probably introduce house geckos to keep the spider population in check.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put out some raw meat.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make your room dark and make another room next to yours brighter with an open door. Alternatively if outside it is day time or well lit make your room shady and open a window.

    Simple.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat them

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your room has become tainted by Beelzebub Lord of the Flies, contact your local church and call in an exorcist.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steal frogs from mother nature.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God™ I got here early! Anon, they're going to tell you to clean your room; DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM! DO NOT CLEAN YOUR ROOM! You are beautiful just the way you are, embrace your flies! Post frogs at any that disagree! Be strong!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steal frogs from mother nature.

      Your room has become tainted by Beelzebub Lord of the Flies, contact your local church and call in an exorcist.

      Eat them

      Make your room dark and make another room next to yours brighter with an open door. Alternatively if outside it is day time or well lit make your room shady and open a window.

      Simple.

      I trapped it in my mug by placing my hand ontop of the opening where it was situated and blocked it from escaping. Then as it was trying to climb out of my hand I squeezed it and threw it down to the ground where I repeatedly stomped on it. It's now dead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF?!?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “It”? So just one you dramatic homosexual? Don’t waste my time with such trivialities again before I cut off your internet access

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