The strength of chimps has been grossly overestimated. Any decently fit male human with good boxing or combat skills should take down a chimp 1v1 8 times out of 10 with or without tools.
The strength of chimps has been grossly overestimated.
The strength of chimps has been grossly overestimated. Any decently fit male human with good boxing or combat skills should take down a chimp 1v1 8 times out of 10 with or without tools.
WAKU WAKU These chimps sound strong! I'm gettin excited.
>good boxing skills
Bro I actually did boxing for real and fighting a 3 foot tall chimp would be a nightmare because it would be trivial to get inside and under your range.
WHere do you live? Wanna spar with me and
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Do you have any credentials other than being a basement-dwelling Wauf incel? Have you at least shoveled shit in a zoo near the monkey section or are you just making assumptions about an animal you have only seen on YouTube?
>no Anon, I'm not an organ merchant at all!
>I've never sold a severed face or scrotum for crypto!
dumb thread, but i remember the travis the chimp incident
and he was attacking that old woman for over 10 minutes, and she lived
i know with certainty that if she had been attacked by a man and not a chimp, she would have died
so that being considered i'd rather be attacked by a chimp
I mean an able bodied man could probably kill it somehow however it's gonna chew off whatever it can and try to break all your fingers, it's not gonna be worth it
I'm a decently fit male human with good boxing skills and I'm pretty sure I couldn't take on a chimp.
Where do you live? Wanna spar?
>Chimp thread turns into bro boxing thread.
Everything went better than expected
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Chimps use their sharp teeth or their sharp nails to amputate your fingers or your genitals. They can use their legs like arms so you can't really blocks any attacks
Do you just expect the human to stay still while the chimp does all of this? Remember, even in the case of it brutalizing a woman, it was on drugs.
The cases coming out of Africa of chimps disemboweling children with just their fingernails should give you pause.
Not only is that a retarded anecdote but its not really impressive to tear an african child to pieces. Chimpfags are really reaching these days. Might as well mention the Bili Ape next.
Huge cope, a human can't really tear a child limb from limb without tools. Chimp strength might be exaggerated in some accounts but there's readily available verified stories of how sharp their nails are, not to mention how great their hand strength is.
>Might as well mention the Bili Ape next.
Oh, the fact that some chimps can reach near-human proportions is an issue? Well I can see it would be if you hinge your entire argument on them being pushovers. That said I don't really know what you're arguing, that you can solo one in a fight.
>a human can't really tear a child limb from limb without tools
I did it twice yesterday, no big deal.
only if you tape over his mouth.