>The nest of the Peruvian booby is made of almost pure guano.

>”The nest of the Peruvian booby is made of almost pure guano.”

The Peruvian booby is officially the Pajeet of the bird kingdom

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    booby poopy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was flamingo young that would get caught in caustic shit and burn up and die?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DESIGNATED

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the advantage of this exactly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      While we’re on this can anyone also explain why dung beetles collect shit? It definitely makes you hate animals and recognise that absolutely not all animals deserve to be treated with love/care/empathy/dignity. The booby could go extinct like the Dodo and it objectively would not be a bad thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your species can specialize in consuming it, dung is basically kibble.
        A mishmash of various nutrients a different animal collected and processed for you.
        Dung beetles collect it because it's a huge hunk of solid food they can take with them. When they find a mate and suitable soil, they bury the balls for their grubs to eat underground.

        It's easier to appreciate gross forms of life when you realize that creatures like it are the reason the wilderness isn't covered in shit 24/7, and why new things can grow in very old dirt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's easier to appreciate gross forms of life when you realize that creatures like it are the reason the wilderness isn't covered in shit 24/7, and why new things can grow in very old dirt.

          This is a very useful reframe, thank you. I suffer with severe OCD/intrusive thoughts and a very high disgust response (I know this is very neurotic and israeli) so you just helped me immensely, thanks. I similarly got past my nauseating revulsion and disgust at the mere sight of a wienerroach by imagining them talking with silly Mexican accents

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bless the recyclers, they don't ask for much.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys sheltered b***h
            >Captcha: OYYYM4

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will keep my sanity, thanks for the concern.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think about it, yogurt is basically shit

          beer too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        at some point you eventually realize that the vast majority of animals eat poop and realize that it's the humans that are weird, not the dung beetle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not being “weird”, that’s called being EXCEPTIONAL. Would you think it would be better of we built our houses out of our own caked, drying shit? Humans outgrew that vestigial lack of self awareness, whereas pajeets still have an annual cow dung fight https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidakala_War

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Our weakness to shit and the bacteria it contains is not exceptional, it's pathetic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the vast majority of animals eat poop
          I don’t think that’s true, it’s at least not a regular behavior

          >It's easier to appreciate gross forms of life when you realize that creatures like it are the reason the wilderness isn't covered in shit 24/7, and why new things can grow in very old dirt.

          This is a very useful reframe, thank you. I suffer with severe OCD/intrusive thoughts and a very high disgust response (I know this is very neurotic and israeli) so you just helped me immensely, thanks. I similarly got past my nauseating revulsion and disgust at the mere sight of a wienerroach by imagining them talking with silly Mexican accents

          >my nauseating revulsion and disgust at the mere sight of a wienerroach
          That’s pretty understandable though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not being “weird”, that’s called being EXCEPTIONAL. Would you think it would be better of we built our houses out of our own caked, drying shit? Humans outgrew that vestigial lack of self awareness, whereas pajeets still have an annual cow dung fight https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidakala_War

        The world is gross and dirty, all of it, including humans. You are probably not an exception either, unless you tell me you could, at any point, walk into an operation room during an open heart surgery without risking causing an infection to the patient. The best you can do is keeping a certain acceptable level to your grossness and making compromises about what you can't control

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m just saying if we humans can kill off dodo birds or the Tasmanian thylacine and still be fine as humans, then we could definitely target animals who do carpentry with their own shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're not harming anybody. Pitbulls are the real enemy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              agreed

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Vagenian bobs

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think there were some wars over that shit, good ass fertilizer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nonwhite culture fighting to the death over shit? Checks out. Apparently it’s very good for explosives so can actually be used as a weapon of war too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was actually the whites who wanted to buy all that shit

        Then UK armed a country then orchestrated a whole war just for that rich shit stuff

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the whiiiites
          >it turns out to just be the british or the dutch
          >the brooooooowns
          >it turns out it was just the indians or the crips and the bloods were clean
          Racebait is so stale. Can we get a better culture war?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he touching it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a scatman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably going to break a piece off to use for soup

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but that would be gross…

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SAR

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