>curious, playful, even-tempered, hard-working, protective and loyal the world over
>name becomes a byword for someone who is foolish and clumsy
>pressed into carrying heavy loads and unimaginable cruelty all over the third world
Sponsor a Donkey Sanctuary if you can lads
aren't donkeys better than horses at climbing steep hills?
I had a mule that was sure footed and very smart. Shame they're sterile.
mules are not donkeys, they are superior
I used to live in a town called Cripple Creek in Colorado. During the summer donkeys would walk around town and you can just go up to them and pet them and feed them. They just wander around without a handler or anything, and when it gets dark they are smart enough to go back to their pens. It was the only cool thing about living in that shithole, I'd see them daily and give them pets
I have a friend currently suffering through the misery of living in Cripple Creek, he also told me about the donks there
They're very charming. Send your friend my condolences, he should try and get out of there ASAP
If you have any of those peppermints you get at the bottom of Sonic bags, give them to the donks. They love peppermints.
Donks are cute.
I hate third-worlders so fucking much. Their lives are misery because they deserve it.
even in a cute donkey thread, you fags can't not bring up pbs
dont blame me, i was trying to steer it somewhere far more deranged but it didnt catch on
>Is the most racist Animal in the world and will kick anything that even remotely looks like a wolf to death then play with it's corpse.
the dog/owner deserves it most of the time
When the dog deserves it, it's a pitbull/shitsky wolf mix and it kills the donkey instead of getting killed itself.
When the dog doesn't deserve it, it's a peaceful farm dog that thought it could make a friend
Guess which one happens more often? Donkeys need to calm the fuck down.
Horsechads: tall, handsome, graceful, fair, loved by all
Donkcels: short, ugly, uncoordinated, angry and unreasonable, widely mocked and disliked, can only be saved by a generous donation of horse DNA that renders them sterile so they can’t contaminate the master race of equines
Enjoy your exploding knees bojack
>Taps your head
>Your neck breaks
>wolves, I just don't like 'em
Made obsolete by mules
... Mules are generally sterile like any hybrid, you idiot
Yes, but then the donkeys are just used for reproduction, like puppy mills. And there is no use for female donkeys in this.
youre a fucking retard.
there's a reason why some armies in the civil war had over 40,00 mules and no donkeys
Unironically dumber than the average dinoschizo lmao.
my neighbor had a donkey and he was a darling. whenever I came home he'd prance over to the corner of the fence and stick his head over for pets and scratches
is it really true what colombians due to these things....
It's not just Colombians, anon.
You cannot deny the appeal of equine pussy
I can because I wasn't molested by my foster parents as a child
>he says with tears in his eyes, his face unironically morphing into the seething wojak
Based, fuck zoophiles
tits or gtfo
This except equine penis.
I ain't even gay but what I wouldn't give to taste that forbidden fruit just once...
Those shows are really common in northen Mexico
Ask the president of Mexico, he know about it