The humble Donkey

>curious, playful, even-tempered, hard-working, protective and loyal the world over
πŸ™‚

>name becomes a byword for someone who is foolish and clumsy
>pressed into carrying heavy loads and unimaginable cruelty all over the third world
;_;

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aren't donkeys better than horses at climbing steep hills?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boop

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a mule that was sure footed and very smart. Shame they're sterile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mules are not donkeys, they are superior

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    donkey πŸ™‚

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/31hGNXq-vTk

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used to live in a town called Cripple Creek in Colorado. During the summer donkeys would walk around town and you can just go up to them and pet them and feed them. They just wander around without a handler or anything, and when it gets dark they are smart enough to go back to their pens. It was the only cool thing about living in that shithole, I'd see them daily and give them pets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend currently suffering through the misery of living in Cripple Creek, he also told me about the donks there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're very charming. Send your friend my condolences, he should try and get out of there ASAP

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you have any of those peppermints you get at the bottom of Sonic bags, give them to the donks. They love peppermints.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Donks are cute.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate third-worlders so fricking much. Their lives are misery because they deserve it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aaaaawwwwAAAAAAWWWWWWEFJHGFWFGF<3<3<3

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    even in a cute donkey thread, you gays can't not bring up pbs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dont blame me, i was trying to steer it somewhere far more deranged but it didnt catch on

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget
    >Is the most racist Animal in the world and will kick anything that even remotely looks like a wolf to death then play with it's corpse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the dog/owner deserves it most of the time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When the dog deserves it, it's a pitbull/shitsky wolf mix and it kills the donkey instead of getting killed itself.
        When the dog doesn't deserve it, it's a peaceful farm dog that thought it could make a friend

        Guess which one happens more often? Donkeys need to calm the frick down.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAH

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ywnba(horse)
            Horsechads: tall, handsome, graceful, fair, loved by all
            Donkcels: short, ugly, uncoordinated, angry and unreasonable, widely mocked and disliked, can only be saved by a generous donation of horse DNA that renders them sterile so they can’t contaminate the master race of equines

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy your exploding knees bojack

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Taps your head
              >Your neck breaks
              Nothing personel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wolves, I just don't like 'em

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Made obsolete by mules

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ... Mules are generally sterile like any hybrid, you idiot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but then the donkeys are just used for reproduction, like puppy mills. And there is no use for female donkeys in this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          youre a fricking moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's a reason why some armies in the civil war had over 40,00 mules and no donkeys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but then the donkeys are just used for reproduction, like puppy mills. And there is no use for female donkeys in this.

      Unironically dumber than the average dinoschizo lmao.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my neighbor had a donkey and he was a darling. whenever I came home he'd prance over to the corner of the fence and stick his head over for pets and scratches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it really true what colombians due to these things....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just Colombians, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot deny the appeal of equine pussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can because I wasn't molested by my foster parents as a child

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice projection

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he says with tears in his eyes, his face unironically morphing into the seething wojak

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based, frick zoophiles

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            breasts or gtfo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This except equine penis.
        I ain't even gay but what I wouldn't give to taste that forbidden fruit just once...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those shows are really common in northen Mexico

      You cannot deny the appeal of equine pussy

      Ask the president of Mexico, he know about it

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