THAT ONE EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME WHERE FINN ATE OUT PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Mandatory sterilization. A pibble doesn't leave a shelter or vet with its gonads, ever.
Absolutely draconian liability for dog attacks. Owners have mandatory criminal charges against them exactly as if they had commited the attack themselves. Not even just pit bull attacks. This gets around BSL IS DOGGY RACISM objections. The serious charges would almost never affect anyone but pibble owners, and hey if your rottweiler kills a kid fuck you to hell, too.
Automatic loss of child custody for keeping an intact pit bull in the same house. There are too many pits in too many homes for anything more than that to gain traction.
1. Muzzles
2. Proper unbringing, most pits have never seen children so they don't know how to respond to them
3. Never buy male pits, only female
4. No retards shall own pits, they are very dominant in nature
2. what exactly did all the adult pit advocates who have been killed by their raised from puppyhood dogs do wrong? like specifically what was deficient?
Aggressiveness was bred into them, breed the aggression out. Put down any that show immediate signs of aggression, only allow the most timid and docile to procreate.
Their phenotype was designed to maul things. For example, they have wide jaws so they're still able to pant while latched onto their victims. It would be impossible to breed the aggression out of them without drastically changing their appearance or making them functionally harmless like those SMASHED AND SLAMMED microbullies.
I would rather a bunch of retard smashed bullies than the very functional murderous bullies we have now. I recognize this would result in a lot of dog suffering, but ending the epidemic of small dog/grandma/infant murder is worth the tradeoff.
Depends on how cooperative the citizenry is. Thats why demonization is such an important step
Theoretically to ban breeding and importing is enough. One pit bull life span later the issue would be solved and no innocent dog that lost to instinct for a second had to be killed ever again just because it had retarded owners that shit on safety measures.
Keeping them around as this weird social media toy just to see them get killed or rot in shelters eventually is much harder on the dogs than neutering.
>euthanize all that enter shelters >spay/neuter presently owned shitbulls >muzzle in public >force future shitbull buyers to get a loicense that can be denied/revoked if there are children in the home >loicense is good for only one shitbull; shitbull hoarding is no longer allowed
There I just solved the shitbull problem.
The problem is you're dealing with the government. The government is autistic and operates on precedence. First "30 a year is too much". Then "2 a year is too much". Then "1 is too much".
Now you have no large dogs whatsoever because there is a one in five million chance a german shepherd might kill a 2 day old if their owners are retarded, while it is, in reality, one of the rarest causes of death. But that's not the precedence you set. You enacted draconian measures for something with the death rate of skateboarding.
if it's a red county they do pitties, staffies, bullies, tosas, wolfdogs, and a short list of mastiff breeds. only lolberals go any further because they're all about "ethical consistency" while conservatives are about "responding to the problem".
And yet skateboarding hasn't been banned yet. Curious. Just prosecute shitbull owners to the full extent of the law if their fur baby eats an actual baby or a grandma or a mailman or the neighbor's pet. The problem will resolve itself over time if the people who own these demon dogs are held responsible rather than being let off the hook and allowed to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars on Gofundme to pay for their kids' funerals.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>And yet skateboarding hasn't been banned yet
Believe it or not we keep fucking trying, that's why it's still cool. that's why pitbulls are still cool.
And deep down inside you know the slippery slope is real. >ONE IS TOO MANY!
5 months ago
Anonymous
The thing is I'm not even trying to "ban" shitbulls. The idea is to make them so difficult to own that nobody bothers. The reason why they're so common now is because 1: they are cheap as chips from any "no kill" shelter, and 2: breeders of "pet grade" dogs have been demonized as running puppy mills, so the only other dogs the average person can buy are show-quality puppies with papers that cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You set the precedence for one-is-too-many reactionaries. Their kill rate is low in the grand scheme of things.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Their kill rate is low in the grand scheme of things.
Uh huh and tigers kill even fewer people every year, so maybe we should allow people to keep pet tigers now? Fucking idiot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
We don't have 4 or 5 million pet tigers running around.
5 months ago
Anonymous
If there are 4 or 5 million shitbulls in this country, then we need to hire some German consultants to help us figure out the Final Solution.
5 months ago
Anonymous
There are 4 or 5 million shitbulls in this country. Their numbers are roughly equal with rottweilers and german shepherds individually.
4 months ago
YOUR MOTHER KNITS SOCKS IN HELL
Skateboarding isn't usually a menace to everyone within line of sight.
Skateboarders don't maim tousands of non-skateboarders every year.
Skateboarders don't eat their neighbors pr their pets very often at all.
Mandatory sterilization. A pibble doesn't leave a shelter or vet with its gonads, ever.
Absolutely draconian liability for dog attacks. Owners have mandatory criminal charges against them exactly as if they had commited the attack themselves. Not even just pit bull attacks. This gets around BSL IS DOGGY RACISM objections. The serious charges would almost never affect anyone but pibble owners, and hey if your rottweiler kills a kid fuck you to hell, too.
Automatic loss of child custody for keeping an intact pit bull in the same house. There are too many pits in too many homes for anything more than that to gain traction.
boar
what gives me a bit of peace of mind is that they dont really have lock jaws
first SMASHED and then SLAMMED
I suggest we relocate pittbulls eastward.
Into the Atlantic ocean?
UN backed death squads
>What should it be?
death, the one justified canicide
1. Muzzles
2. Proper unbringing, most pits have never seen children so they don't know how to respond to them
3. Never buy male pits, only female
4. No retards shall own pits, they are very dominant in nature
2. what exactly did all the adult pit advocates who have been killed by their raised from puppyhood dogs do wrong? like specifically what was deficient?
I don't think it's fair to lump my dogs in with those way bigger shark mouthed motherfuckers.
Is she spayed? If so, I am still crossing the street to avoid you but we are otherwise cool.
a lot of hugs and cuddles since birth, so that they turn into good boys
Aggressiveness was bred into them, breed the aggression out. Put down any that show immediate signs of aggression, only allow the most timid and docile to procreate.
Their phenotype was designed to maul things. For example, they have wide jaws so they're still able to pant while latched onto their victims. It would be impossible to breed the aggression out of them without drastically changing their appearance or making them functionally harmless like those SMASHED AND SLAMMED microbullies.
I would rather a bunch of retard smashed bullies than the very functional murderous bullies we have now. I recognize this would result in a lot of dog suffering, but ending the epidemic of small dog/grandma/infant murder is worth the tradeoff.
And who do you suppose is gonna do this work? Pit bull owners? Haha nope.
morons tongue my anus
fail
Umm… Pitsisters?!
https://youtube.com/shorts/ammQh9u-c9E?feature=share
Total shitbull death
Uplifting general intelligence and in particular empathy & eusocial focus.
gene modify your pets while it's legal.
Hex get?
Hex 3s get
spam get
Hex get
Hex get
Hex get
Hex get
Great Grey Wolf Sif, get
Bullets, for everyone who posts dog threads
Smash and Slam.
it's already solved in a bunch if countries: muzzles in public
Like you do any extermination program
Demonization
Prevention
Extermination
How long would it take to exterminate them all?
Depends on how cooperative the citizenry is. Thats why demonization is such an important step
Theoretically to ban breeding and importing is enough. One pit bull life span later the issue would be solved and no innocent dog that lost to instinct for a second had to be killed ever again just because it had retarded owners that shit on safety measures.
Keeping them around as this weird social media toy just to see them get killed or rot in shelters eventually is much harder on the dogs than neutering.
>euthanize all that enter shelters
>spay/neuter presently owned shitbulls
>muzzle in public
>force future shitbull buyers to get a loicense that can be denied/revoked if there are children in the home
>loicense is good for only one shitbull; shitbull hoarding is no longer allowed
There I just solved the shitbull problem.
The problem is you're dealing with the government. The government is autistic and operates on precedence. First "30 a year is too much". Then "2 a year is too much". Then "1 is too much".
Now you have no large dogs whatsoever because there is a one in five million chance a german shepherd might kill a 2 day old if their owners are retarded, while it is, in reality, one of the rarest causes of death. But that's not the precedence you set. You enacted draconian measures for something with the death rate of skateboarding.
only in lolberal areas
if it's a red county they do pitties, staffies, bullies, tosas, wolfdogs, and a short list of mastiff breeds. only lolberals go any further because they're all about "ethical consistency" while conservatives are about "responding to the problem".
And yet skateboarding hasn't been banned yet. Curious. Just prosecute shitbull owners to the full extent of the law if their fur baby eats an actual baby or a grandma or a mailman or the neighbor's pet. The problem will resolve itself over time if the people who own these demon dogs are held responsible rather than being let off the hook and allowed to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars on Gofundme to pay for their kids' funerals.
>And yet skateboarding hasn't been banned yet
Believe it or not we keep fucking trying, that's why it's still cool. that's why pitbulls are still cool.
And deep down inside you know the slippery slope is real.
>ONE IS TOO MANY!
The thing is I'm not even trying to "ban" shitbulls. The idea is to make them so difficult to own that nobody bothers. The reason why they're so common now is because 1: they are cheap as chips from any "no kill" shelter, and 2: breeders of "pet grade" dogs have been demonized as running puppy mills, so the only other dogs the average person can buy are show-quality puppies with papers that cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
You set the precedence for one-is-too-many reactionaries. Their kill rate is low in the grand scheme of things.
>Their kill rate is low in the grand scheme of things.
Uh huh and tigers kill even fewer people every year, so maybe we should allow people to keep pet tigers now? Fucking idiot.
We don't have 4 or 5 million pet tigers running around.
If there are 4 or 5 million shitbulls in this country, then we need to hire some German consultants to help us figure out the Final Solution.
There are 4 or 5 million shitbulls in this country. Their numbers are roughly equal with rottweilers and german shepherds individually.
Skateboarding isn't usually a menace to everyone within line of sight.
Skateboarders don't maim tousands of non-skateboarders every year.
Skateboarders don't eat their neighbors pr their pets very often at all.
Bullets
Aaaaawwwww, the pibble is smiling
Her
e's my pibble