>symbol of wealth, agriculture, and war for all of history. >fastest transport for most of history

>symbol of wealth, agriculture, and war for all of history
>fastest transport for most of history
>invaluable for farming and trading and is the precursor to the industrial age and modern age
>engine power measurements are directly named after them

Name a more chad animal. It's impossible.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get castrated

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natural is not inherently right. There is no natural order or ideal. It is arbitrary and often horrible.

    Domesticated animals are happier than wild ones and often return to humans, and could roam free were it not for cars, muslims, and salty catfags.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Besides their giant flanks they also have a lot of muscle. Btw that's a penis.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget
    >Mares have the best pussy on the planet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stallions have the most aesthetic cocks too, let's not forget.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mare pussies are superior to any other animal
      no wonder we domesticated them

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wealth, agriculture, and war
    The three worst inventions of mankind

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like horses, but I have to admit you have a point here.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The three worst that you have benefited from

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We benefit from them in the same way a bird in a cage benefits from the hand that feeds it.
        It could have done better without, in its natural habitat, but it was born in circumstances where it's forced to rely on it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean like a horse that panics and breaks its leg for some dumb reason, opposed to the one that was ridden over a formation of armoured knights?

          If you want to be in your imagined natural habitat get the fuck off the Internet and go sleep in a tree

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You mean like a horse that panics and breaks its leg for some dumb reason, opposed to the one that was ridden over a formation of armoured knights?
            Unlike humans a horse is an inherently unnatural entity, therefore a bad comparison.
            >If you want to be in your imagined natural habitat get the fuck off the Internet and go sleep in a tree
            My natural habitat has already been smothered by agriculture, urbanization and private property. Besides, it's unnatural for a human to be alone.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >My natural habitat has already been smothered by agriculture, urbanization and private property. Besides, it's unnatural for a human to be alone

              You are quite right, it's natural for them to team up, to tame beasts and farm and war with them, and build a more comfortable environment. I'm sure you could find somewhere not smothered by these things if you really wanted but I suppose you would have to walk there. No car no boat. No gun. No horse. Would you be allowed a pointed piece of metal or only stone and wood? These days you would probably get left alone

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are quite right, it's natural for them to team up, to tame beasts and farm and war with them
                It's natural for humans to live in small communities and derive their sustenance directly from the wild as hunters and gatherers, not by building a comfortable environment but by being perfectly comfortable in the one they're native to.
                >I'm sure you could find somewhere not smothered by these things
                In my country it's not a possibility, nor it is to live in an independent tribe without being stopped by the law.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they’ve had it pretty easy being valued by every culture on the planet

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get stung by a bee
    >panic
    >strangle self to death on some branches trying to run away from nothing
    Nah
    I don't know what the actual most chad animal is but it's got to be something prehistoric that went extinct because of a wold changing event like a meteor strike or supervolcano or something. Nothing currently alive deserves the title because humans humiliate every single one of them on a regular basis. Also can't be anything with evolutionary direct descendants, because your offspring being humiliated reflects poorly on your bloodline.
    It's got to be something that took a catastrophic event of global proportions to take down at the height of their power, completely wiped out of existence without being gradually outcompeted or evolving into something lame like a chicken.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evolving into something lame like a chicken.
      The vast majority of dinosaur lineages have no living descendants if that's what you are trying to imply.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing currently alive deserves the title because humans humiliate every single one of them on a regular basis
      When humanity will implode and cause its own extinction insects will continue inhabiting the Earth and doing what they've been doing for millions of years as if nothing ever happened.
      Humans are only a threat for large animals, but in nature large size is the defining traits of losers.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe humanity will exist for long enough to completely destroy insect populations, they are declining pretty badly here at the moment

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humans humiliate every single one of them on a regular basis
      ok Karen
      >oh you swatted me away? Poisoned me? Put up a mosquito net?
      >a billion of my kind will take my place
      >you cannot stay inside forever
      >and when you come out, we will be waiting
      >that clothing if yours looks comfy. We will now take a seat and join you inside
      >since you're already laying in bed, I'm going to take a sip now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lystrosaurus survived the worst mass extinction of the last five hundred million years so its definitely in the running there

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >organic chemicals are found
    >engines are made
    >electricity is common
    >watt is the correct SI now
    horses got btfo'd pretty fucking fast, they're basically the equivalent of a white elephant now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Electric motors are still measured in HP. Watts is the capacity.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chad
    >Easily domesticated slave animal
    Pick one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're all slaves. What matters in life is genetic success, and horses ensured eternal preservation by teaming up with the most successful species in millions of years

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when atheists can't come up with a sense of purpose so they base a religion off the writings of charles darwin

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Religion? It's just an observation of history, and an admission that the only meaning to life is what we give it. I claim no universal purpose. This is philosophy, not religion.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that is what is "based" then fucking coyotes BTFO horses because they keep expanding while adding to their genetic diversity in spite of the "most successful species" constantly harassing them if not trying to wipe them out completely

        Or better yet, insects and especially spiders. 45,000 known species and climbing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correction
          50,300 known species

          >Looks like arachnologists have been busy during COVID

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If one coyote in a pack gets killed it triggers the breeding pair to replace it
          dumbass hicks just randomly shoot coyotes all the time so they just keep making more

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta laugh at the hicks who think they can even fight coyotes.
            The fucking US government couldn't do it with $10 million and the collective might of post WWII boom LMAO
            >A government agency called the Bureau of Biological Survey, which became the federal solution to the so-called predator question, began by focusing mostly on wolves, because that was the animal that the livestock industry wanted to eliminate. By the 1920s, they had managed pretty much to extirpate wolves in North America, so they turned to the coyote as “the archpredator of our time." A lab was created called the Eradication Methods Laboratory. It began working on various kinds of poisons, like strychnine, to wipe coyotes off the face of the continent. And, in 1931, they got Congress to pass a bill that gave them $10 million to do exactly that. What ensued was the most epic campaign of persecution against any animal in North American history. In a nine-year period between 1947 and 1956, this agency killed approximately 6.5 million coyotes in the American West, using blanket poisoning, sometimes with as many as three to four million poison baits at one time.

            dumbass ranchers then
            dumbass ranchers now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Easily domesticated slave animal

      Yeah you're gonna have to tie a rope to its face until its very used to the idea that you are going to take the lead and that while you do so it's not going to come to any harm

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