Stray puppies

Two stray puppies just showed up on our doorstep. My mountain man housemate says we should just shoot em, but I like the little guys. I have next to no experience with dogs. What should we do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cook

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Care for them for now and decide if you want to keep them or find them a home.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can see Great Pyrenees, Golden Retriever, Beagle, & American Foxhound in their appearances.

    Please keep us posted. Name the top one Mathis (Mat) and the bottom one Prudence (Pru)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take them to the vet. Puppies are prone to dying of parvo and they need their rabies etc shots as well. And they gotta be dewormed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE PUPPIES HAVE BEEN SECURED, I REPEAT: THE PUPPIES HAVE BEEN SECURED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the shelter 5 min away from your or wtf?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nope, I just stopped at a convenience store, opened the thread, and pulled a U-turn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is one a girl? Keep the girl especially it it’s the shorter haired one. These look like sheepdog mutts. Great pets but a male is best used only as a working dog (as mentioned also they piss on themselves sometimes).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a sheepdog mutt, the males are amazing for guarding your house even against fricking bears. Females are better for everything else tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a sheepdog mutt, the males are amazing for guarding your house even against fricking bears. Females are better for everything else tho.

        both are males! not sure what they are. I took them to the dogstore to buy some food, collars, treats, etc and the clerk there said that she thinks they're half-brothers; one an aussie mix and she wasn't sure what the other one is. we've got some acreage so hopefully they'll be good dogs to keep it secure and keep each other company 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Step 1: Make a craigslist posting in community > pets
          Step 2: Title it SHEEPDOG PUPPIES!
          Step 3: Write "Two very sweet mutt boys, collie/pyrenees mix, looking for good families. $50 rehoming fee"
          Step 4: Turn down anyone who isn't white and can't recite a bible verse
          Step 5: Enjoy your $100.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This, OP, this is the way. Those puppies are adorable. But they will get big.
            We’d love to see more pictures.
            Also how come we never try to adopt on this board??? General area/state of OP?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take them to the vet. Puppies are prone to dying of parvo and they need their rabies etc shots as well. And they gotta be dewormed.

            I can see Great Pyrenees, Golden Retriever, Beagle, & American Foxhound in their appearances.

            Please keep us posted. Name the top one Mathis (Mat) and the bottom one Prudence (Pru)

            This, OP, this is the way. Those puppies are adorable. But they will get big.
            We’d love to see more pictures.
            Also how come we never try to adopt on this board??? General area/state of OP?

            Pup-date! Things are going well. They're playing more, and enjoying spending time with my big doggy. Lots of tail-wagging. I'm going to a mobile vet tomorrow to get them dewormed and get them their shots. I've got a busy weekend coming up, but I'll try to put up a Craigslist ad. Honestly, I would be a little apprehensive giving them to someone from Wauf, especially given the peculiarities of some on this board.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't give the puppies away for free as that would attract people who want to get them to sell them or people who wouldn't have got them otherwise without the draw of cute puppies free or cheap. Charge whoever you give the dogs to the price of the vaccines (remember to give them the vet name and record), dog food, dog leash, toys, that way they aren't getting a 'free puppy' or a 'cheap puppy' but it comes ready. I't s like selling fish with the aquarium.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Adorable. I'd consider helping care for them if I could. I've got a puppy on the way too (he's a herding/driving dog so it would've been a good match)

              You might be able to find buyers across state lines too. Like in the northeast where these dogs are worth 2500-3000.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              BTW, the one showing her belly is a girl. FYI

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                obviously

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's great. I hope they find a good home. You should probably shoot your housemate, though. I'd say put at least two bullets in the head, just to be sure -- wouldn't want him waking up later for round two, lol.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK. I guess I'll go try to get them back.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take care of them while you search for someone who wants a puppy. Ask around, you will likely find someone, as these puppies are cute and people won't have to go through the tedious process to adopt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too late. These puppies are now guarded by karen of the 50 prerequisites and will be put down because no one had 10 acres, a 7 foot fence, 15 non-familial references ready to pick up the phone....

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok, took the doggies to a shelter. goodbye lil guys :'(

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hope it wasn't a kill shelter

      if a kill shelter is biased by its staff they will put down the good dogs first and the pitbulls last because "the misunderstood dogs need more of a chance"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what shelter kills puppies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should have given them away on craigslist instead... if you gave them to some moronic libtard karen, the dogs will spend their entire life in a cage cause they'll never find the perfect owner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go get them back. They're adorable

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My mountain man housemate
    we get it, he's your bear

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Two stray puppies just showed up on our doorstep. My mountain man housemate says we should just shoot em
    Tell your housemate he’s a subhuman, on the same level as the worst arabs and mongoloids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t insult mongols by comparing them to hillbillies

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If there’s a female keep that one. Females are smarter, can be trained better, aren’t going to maul your friends if you let them on the couch once, and are way more chill around the house. Send males to the pound. It’s not a pitbull so it’ll be adopted in less than a day.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a shelter nearby?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    show them your dick

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