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>*sprints towards you*
Drop something to distract it
Im going to get all Jedi on that crackers ass.
Good way to die if you ask me
shoot it in the polar bear area of its body, with a gun, preferably using bullets. not that hard goobers
Thank odin for this chance to enter valhalla then shit and piss myself
Hug. Whatever happens after is worth it.
*grabs and presses into a sphere and bowls it down an ice sheet into 10 penguins standing in a triangle formation sending them all flying*
give him bottle of coke
eat it that works!!
Dive towards his crotch and stress ball the shit out of his balls
>female polar bear
Same deal, but try to find out if I can pacify/arouse a bear
hit that big sumbitch with a stunner
*teleports behind him*
A scary thought to be alone and seeing a polar bear stalking you in the distance
Shoot it with my bow before it reached me.
that one is tiny, must be quite juvenile
killing cubs isnt noble or admirable in any way, its cowardice
Eating pups isnt noble either. I dont see the problem
Fuck if the only real option isn't sprinting towards it and meeting it halfway where you at least try to kick that big asshole in his balls before he turns you into a red streak in the white snow
Probably die horribly.
Give it a hug
i could take a polar bear 4/10 times especially if i saw it coming
And with "take" you mean up your behind?
no, i could disable the bear. go for the eyes, weak points on the body, etc.
You would be hit first and the sheer force of the impact would take away all your momentum. Bear would tear you to pieces. Even if you managed to blind it, it would do damage so big, you would die without immediate help
These guy's paws are as big as your chest. When they attack they stand up on their back paws, so their eyes are about 3m up in the air. I am curious, how do you want to reach them? If you're an average guy the difference in size and strengh is about the same as an adult man compared to a 5 year old child. So you must be very strong, agile and big if you're able to disable a polar bear.
>So you must be very strong, agile and big if you're able to disable a polar bear.
Nah, anon is clearly cheating and is using pic-related to win the fight.
where did you get the wood to make that
congrats on being able to tickle it
Not to mention that a polar bear can easily smell prey up to 5 km away. Probably up to 10 km in your case. If it's not huting you you'd never see it in the first place.
they, like most canines, have sheathes, good luck pulling on its dick sweetie
First, distract target... Then discombobulate his blind jab, discombobulate left cheek. Discombobulate...Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Discombobulate, and discombobulate. Block feral left, discombobulate right jaw, now discombobulate. Discombobulate cracked ribs, discombobulate solar plexus, discombobulate jaw entirely. Discombobulate to diaphragm... In summary: Discombobulate
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