>*sprints towards you*

>*sprints towards you*
Wat do?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop something to distract it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to get all Jedi on that crackers ass.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good way to die if you ask me

  4. 1 year ago
    No.

    *unzips penis*

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it in the polar bear area of its body, with a gun, preferably using bullets. not that hard goobers

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank odin for this chance to enter valhalla then shit and piss myself

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*GULP*

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hug. Whatever happens after is worth it.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *grabs and presses into a sphere and bowls it down an ice sheet into 10 penguins standing in a triangle formation sending them all flying*

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give him bottle of coke

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eat it that works!!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dive towards his crotch and stress ball the shit out of his balls
    >female polar bear
    Same deal, but try to find out if I can pacify/arouse a bear

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hit that big sumb***h with a stunner

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *teleports behind him*

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A scary thought to be alone and seeing a polar bear stalking you in the distance

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    die

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it with my bow before it reached me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that one is tiny, must be quite juvenile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      killing cubs isnt noble or admirable in any way, its cowardice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Eating pups isnt noble either. I dont see the problem

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick if the only real option isn't sprinting towards it and meeting it halfway where you at least try to kick that big butthole in his balls before he turns you into a red streak in the white snow

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wat do?
    Probably die horribly.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a hug

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i could take a polar bear 4/10 times especially if i saw it coming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And with "take" you mean up your behind?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, i could disable the bear. go for the eyes, weak points on the body, etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You would be hit first and the sheer force of the impact would take away all your momentum. Bear would tear you to pieces. Even if you managed to blind it, it would do damage so big, you would die without immediate help

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These guy's paws are as big as your chest. When they attack they stand up on their back paws, so their eyes are about 3m up in the air. I am curious, how do you want to reach them? If you're an average guy the difference in size and strengh is about the same as an adult man compared to a 5 year old child. So you must be very strong, agile and big if you're able to disable a polar bear.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >So you must be very strong, agile and big if you're able to disable a polar bear.
            Nah, anon is clearly cheating and is using pic-related to win the fight.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              where did you get the wood to make that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              congrats on being able to tickle it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention that a polar bear can easily smell prey up to 5 km away. Probably up to 10 km in your case. If it's not huting you you'd never see it in the first place.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they, like most canines, have sheathes, good luck pulling on its dick sweetie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          First, distract target... Then discombobulate his blind jab, discombobulate left cheek. Discombobulate...Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Discombobulate, and discombobulate. Block feral left, discombobulate right jaw, now discombobulate. Discombobulate cracked ribs, discombobulate solar plexus, discombobulate jaw entirely. Discombobulate to diaphragm... In summary: Discombobulate

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