>springtime arrows

>springtime arrows
>wasps, stinkbugs, boxelder bugs, swallows, mice, carpet beetles, gigantic spiders, woodpeckers, and mason bees never cease assaulting and invading all areas of the house nonstop
I fricking hate nature this time of year
Winter was nice and cozy and now I have to deal with this shit until usually the middle of next Fall.
Why don't architects design houses to be impenetrable to all these butthole animals?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That's some yummy moisture on your window. Hope you don't mind if me and the lads move in.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >find the legs of dead flies sticking out from the microscopic cracks around my windows
    Literally how the frick are they managing to squeeze in there just to die

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >turn shower on
    >spooders shoot out from the floor sink

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cross your fingers and hope you getting a jumping spider bro that takes up residence in the house, they don't give a frick about stinkbugs "natural defense".
    There hasn't been a single one in my house since the newest jumping spider moved in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Garden has turned into an arachnid hellscape with wasps frequently dive-bombing down to feast, not a single stinkbug
      >Still get 3-4 spawning in my kitchen at night
      Should I bring the spiders inside?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a house spider in years despite leaving the windows open 24/7 during the spring and summer
    It's over

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying as shit invasive animals are gods/mother natures punishment depending on how religious/hippy you are for the hubris of humanity.

    As we further push our boundaries of adaptation and tread new frontiers in new environments so shall the animal friends piggy back onto our migration, and become the apex predator somewhere else. Much like humanity.

    They'll be annoying as shit, if you truly want to stop it you'll need to tackle it at your geographical barriers like Alberta and their rat problem or Australia, but regulations will only stop it so much.

    Stinkbugs and their annoying zombie states are our collective punishment.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got advice for getting rid of carpenter bees? I seem to have more of them than normal on my deck this year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      total carpenter bee death

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thats because you dont actually like animals or nature and youre a b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like rabbits and basset hounds.
      Why don't either of those types of animals ever invade my home?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't actually like animals or nature, you like pets. Go live in a big city if you don't want to see bugs and spiders in your house.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't like animals unless you're a cuck vegan who bends over for the whole world
          >Oh no a bear is eating me. Well, its my fault for intruding on his habitat! humans are the real invasive spe-ACK
          I love animals and nature where they belong and only the good parts of it (ticks and mosquitos can burn in hell)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not having any boundaries is not love, it's a mental illness. Were you raised by a single mother?

            Samegay cuck that belong in a city crying about BEES and BIRDS. You are just a weak city dweller.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nothing says "strong" like crying samegay when you don't like the comments. go nurse some hungry ticks or something, stupid hippie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, most people aren’t fond of bugs in their home, especially when they’re active pests and potential disease vectors

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not having any boundaries is not love, it's a mental illness. Were you raised by a single mother?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude ur moronic
    do you even realize how large an afult stinkbug is?? maybe close a fricking window u c**t

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All you have to do with the stinkbugs is just scoop them up and throw them outside.
    Only annoying thing about them is getting startled by them, thinking they're a spider crawling on you.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand stink squash bullshit bugs. they are everywhere, practically fall apart just by walking around like half corpse creatures. this is coming from somone who likes 99% of living things

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep finding stinkbugs drowned in my aquarium, I don't think my guppies appreciate it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen a bug all year yet and we're in the 60+F temps here. Don't worry nature is dying and you won't have to be bothered by tiny harmless things anymore.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woodpeckers

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mason bees
    You have been blessed
    The rest actually can frick off

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Spring arrives
    > life literally springs back
    > is surprised every year this happens

    Human's hubris

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get animals that eat bugs around
    I have a ton of birds and barely get any insects. No mosquitoes at all. Flycatchers eat them. Also skunks and opossums and foxes... they eat stinkbugs and ticks amongst other things.
    Sometimes it smells like skunk spray in the morning because they fight with each other but it's not a full stinky load, I think they just give a spritz. Anyway it's tolerable in exchange for the bug munching service.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had animals that actually preyed on mosquitoes to any real extent. They’re just too numerous for the minuscule amount of spiders or whatever to make a difference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        get some hummingbirds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We have some but not nearly enough, don’t know how to increase their numbers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            SUGER

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Put up a bunch of hummingbird feeders.
            A couple of bat boxes wouldn't be a bad idea either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frogs, dragonflies, ladybugs, birds, zaplamps

        >woodpeckers

        I love them

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this homie never heard of mesh screens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking bugs, especially the flat ones like stinkbugs and boxelder bugs, give a FRICK about those narrow gaps where the screens attach to the window frame

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do these actually work? i have a gnat problem in my room and I think they're coming in through my closed window at night. I'm not sure what is attracting them, but I want to be able to block them at least.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm stuck using a window AC unit at my current place and a ton of stinkbugs crawl straight through the middle of it and end up inside. Like they just squeeze straight through it. Last year there was a period of time where I would wake up every day to 6-12 of them on the walls. I never even saw a stinkbug or knew what they were until they started appearing in my area around like 2016.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >arrows
    Arrives.
    I meant to say "arrives". wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      springtime arrows sounds like a blackgaze band name

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