>with the immature females able to store sperm until they reach adulthood
I was about to say that strategy was retarded if the jailbait couldn't be fertilized but I forgot that arthropod sperm can do all sorts of weird shit and lasts a long time (relatively speaking)
We're already on our way to illegalize drawings. Illegalizing spider pedophilia should be the next one on the list of "how to stop child rapists without actually stopping them".
Pedophilia is abnormal in spiders. If having sex with immature females was common, this incident would be rreated as normal. Therefore something must be done to stop this abnormality.
>Pedophilia is abnormal in spiders. >Therefore something must be done to stop this abnormality.
But enough about homosexuality, transgenderism, interracial marriages and disproportionate control over social norms by a tiny minority that wears funny hats.
You got a little bit too anti-semitic there, my friend.
More like Hebeback Spiders
lewd
honestly Redbacks are good tastes like beans
art often imitates nature
>with the immature females able to store sperm until they reach adulthood
I was about to say that strategy was retarded if the jailbait couldn't be fertilized but I forgot that arthropod sperm can do all sorts of weird shit and lasts a long time (relatively speaking)
SPIDER-ROASTIES BTFO!!!!
>meds now.
>Spiders avoid a miserable demise by mating with immature females
We could learn a lot from nature.
Serious question, should humans get involved to stop this?
We're already on our way to illegalize drawings. Illegalizing spider pedophilia should be the next one on the list of "how to stop child rapists without actually stopping them".
Pedophilia is abnormal in spiders. If having sex with immature females was common, this incident would be rreated as normal. Therefore something must be done to stop this abnormality.
>Pedophilia is abnormal in spiders.
>Therefore something must be done to stop this abnormality.
But enough about homosexuality, transgenderism, interracial marriages and disproportionate control over social norms by a tiny minority that wears funny hats.
You got a little bit too anti-semitic there, my friend.
meds now.
>funny hats
What?
I assume he's talking about that thing garden gnomes wear.
No. We should instead learn by example
Wtf am I looking at
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigyne
TtTOTtT Uohhhhhh !! !! Child erotic !!!!
Child eyes and feet erotic !!!!
Immature females, you say?
hehe
excellent
jej
11/10
Damn dicky spiders, trying to tempt adult spiders... rape correction is needed.
>POMF
>Wha! What are we going to do on my web onii-chan?
This but even dicky spiders mog their male counterparts.
This fucking thread is literally every oldfag from ~2005 shitposting
gay spider
>you don't want to get liquified by acid after sex? YOU'RE GAY
why are roasties like this?
>Roastie spiders
>Literally eat male
>Male spiders
>Switch to younger females
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??
WOW just like humans... if you don't want spiteful backstabbing bitch then find a young female. bitter old hags btfo
we are not spiders, we are human beings
So, in conclusion—bugs are based.
Back to vidya
>Rapes and tosses females aside
He literally just nutted in me and threw me out the window
XD
OMG AND NOBODY TRIED TO HELP HER??
Here
They throw them down to protect them from predators.
Ummmm... Roastiesisters, What's our response??????
only modern americans are more shocked by ''grooming'' (or whatever you fags call it) than by cannibalism
Uoooooh child spider erotic
nonce spider
Evolution at its finest. dicky is the future, dicky is the salvation
common pedoW
>little girls > decrepit hags
Spooders just became 200% more based.
>store sperm
How long can it survive? I heard only two weeks in your balls.
there's a few animals that mate once and store the sperm for years
>mate once
Any of them spiders?
How does their sperm have such a long life span?
Chickens can do it too.
Maybe because the body fluids of our women is literal poison? Idk
>literal poison
no, shut up gay
>He doesn't know.
They have an organ to store it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatheca
Sounds like my ex-wife.
Thank you. Literally the best dad joke I've ever heard.
>pedospider have an evolutionary advantage over normal spider
I wonder if that will eventually degenerate into neotenous female spiders eating them.
UOOOOOOOOOOHH