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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like Hebeback Spiders

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lewd

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    honestly Redbacks are good tastes like beans

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    art often imitates nature

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >with the immature females able to store sperm until they reach adulthood
    I was about to say that strategy was moronic if the jailbait couldn't be fertilized but I forgot that arthropod sperm can do all sorts of weird shit and lasts a long time (relatively speaking)

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SPIDER-ROASTIES BTFO!!!!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meds now.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spiders avoid a miserable demise by mating with immature females
    We could learn a lot from nature.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, should humans get involved to stop this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're already on our way to illegalize drawings. Illegalizing spider pedophilia should be the next one on the list of "how to stop child rapists without actually stopping them".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pedophilia is abnormal in spiders. If having sex with immature females was common, this incident would be rreated as normal. Therefore something must be done to stop this abnormality.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pedophilia is abnormal in spiders.
          >Therefore something must be done to stop this abnormality.
          But enough about homosexuality, transgenderism, interracial marriages and disproportionate control over social norms by a tiny minority that wears funny hats.
          You got a little bit too anti-semitic there, my friend.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            meds now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >funny hats
            What?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I assume he's talking about that thing israelites wear.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. We should instead learn by example

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wtf am I looking at

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigyne

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TtTOTtT Uohhhhhh !! !! Child erotic !!!!
    Child eyes and feet erotic !!!!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Immature females, you say?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      excellent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      11/10

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn dicky spiders, trying to tempt adult spiders... rape correction is needed.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >POMF
    >Wha! What are we going to do on my web onii-chan?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This but even dicky spiders mog their male counterparts.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking thread is literally every oldgay from ~2005 shitposting

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't want to get liquified by acid after sex? YOU'RE GAY
      why are roasties like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Roastie spiders
        >Literally eat male
        >Male spiders
        >Switch to younger females
        HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WOW just like humans... if you don't want spiteful backstabbing b***h then find a young female. bitter old hags btfo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't want to get liquified by acid after sex? YOU'RE GAY
      why are roasties like this?

      we are not spiders, we are human beings

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So, in conclusion—bugs are based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Back to vidya

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rapes and tosses females aside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He literally just nutted in me and threw me out the window

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        XD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OMG AND NOBODY TRIED TO HELP HER??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They throw them down to protect them from predators.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmm... Roastiesisters, What's our response??????

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only modern americans are more shocked by ''grooming'' (or whatever you gays call it) than by cannibalism

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uoooooh child spider erotic

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nonce spider

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Evolution at its finest. dicky is the future, dicky is the salvation

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    common pedoW

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >little girls > decrepit hags
    Spooders just became 200% more based.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >store sperm
    How long can it survive? I heard only two weeks in your balls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's a few animals that mate once and store the sperm for years

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mate once
        Any of them spiders?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How does their sperm have such a long life span?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chickens can do it too.

          Maybe because the body fluids of our women is literal poison? Idk

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >literal poison
            no, shut up homosexual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They have an organ to store it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatheca

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like my ex-wife.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you. Literally the best dad joke I've ever heard.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pedospider have an evolutionary advantage over normal spider
    I wonder if that will eventually degenerate into neotenous female spiders eating them.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    UOOOOOOOOOOHH

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