Spider?

The heck is this guy? Found him crawlin around by my tub...should I squish him?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a daddy (mommy I guess) long leg spider in my room, and I left it there to get rid of bugs, but it had eggs and I had to get rid of it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this guy? I found him on the floor. UK, btw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A spider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely a local hobo spider species.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a boxing spider. Notice the little boxing gloves apendages. Mostly harmless but just like the mantis shrimp, it can punch a hole through your finger if you try to bother it up close.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot fool me, witch. I know the cum mittens when I see them.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tan Hermit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one here knows what a house spider is
    And I bet you think this is a picture of a cat too.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know them as "shaky/trembling spiders" in my language. There's always one in every library bathroom I've been.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cellar spiders will never bother you!
    >start to fall from their designated shitting spots to everywhere else, including your body
    You homosexuals are bunch of liars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshitto. I’ve never had a cellar spider land on me. They prefer to travel via walls or floors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshitto. I’ve never had a cellar spider land on me. They prefer to travel via walls or floors.

      I had one that I'd spotted before drop down on a string Mission Impossible style right onto my nose while I was on my laptop.
      At that point I put it outside, I'm off-limits.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    giant funnel web spiders nest outside my door some years

    I toss katydids in their webs and watch the lil bastards lunge at em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bushed right outside my office is full of the little ones.
      I like to slap a moth or fly out of the air and toss it into their nest.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cellar spider, they’re ok. Not as horrifying to look at like most of their kind. Apparently eats bigger spiders but I’ve never seen them in action, just seen them hanging around not moving much

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I squish all spiders I see

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That there is a cellar spider in the family pholcidae, also known as a daddy long legs.
    Let me tell you about cellar spiders, OP. They are the BEST spider. This is an inarguable fact. They:
    >move slowly and predictably, and so do not freak people out with erratic movements
    >generally stay out of the way, preferring nooks and crannies for web building
    >rarely move from their spots
    >eat damn near anything that wanders into their webs
    >eat OTHER SPIDERS and control their population (seriously, those long legs are used to wrap up chunkier spiders from a distance, it’s awesome. Pic related is a cellar spider I observed eating a house spider in my kitchen.)
    >also control their OWN population via cannibalism
    >are utterly harmless to humans on account of their fangs being too small to pierce human skin
    These boys are the perfect spider. Let them live in your house and you’ll soon reap the benefits in the form of a near-total absence of house spiders, widows, etc. If you see one out in the open, just chuck it behind a unit or something and let it keep on doing its work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. cellar spider
      OP do NOT believe this long-legged frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like something a giant house spider would say.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is right, pholcus phalangioides are great. Completely harmless to us, somehow win against other spiders and stay out of your way. I used to have issues with tons of critters during the summers until I started leaving these things alone and suddenly the only thing I'll see is the occasional moth for the past few years.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loxosceles reclusa. It's an indoor spider so leave it there

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My little spider :3
    She made a huge net outside my house. I came close to get a look at her, but she ran away and she's REALLY fast. Pretty cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's her when she was younger. I need to touch up some paint behind her net, might have to get rid of her soon :<

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I need to touch up some paint behind her
        You have now taken a picture of her. She is loved. You will have to wait to touch up the paint until she has passed away (which will be this Autumn).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hate Garden Spiders so fricking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these frickers made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys just an update, she had kids!!

      Hate Garden Spiders so fricking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these frickers made.

      Where is "here"? Im from Texas, and she's like 4 inches long I think.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's completely harmless or deathly lethal
    Great job guys

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a brown recluse that's etiolated as frick

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate those spindly motherfrickers, I've been vacuuming them all up for weeks now in my new house, and bringing inside these cute little bastards to take their place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >When he realizes platy jumpers don't do well inside because of the wrong environmental conditions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care my last house had a bunch inside and they did fine mm44h8

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah looks cool. Bet your too pussy to pick it up with your hands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah im too much of a pussy, not gonna grab him...
      here is another pic, i never see spiders where im at, got to be the first one ive seen in years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a garden-variety pholcida
        Completely harmless and he'll even catch bigger spiders for you if you let him have his web

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          should i put him outside? leave him be? squish him?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Outside would be best. Or leave it as is, it’s not gonna hurt you at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Spiders are bros
            I leave spiders to do their thing inside. They never bother me. Free pest control.
            There are more spiders inside that you haven't seen anyway. Killing them one at a time is kinda pointless.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you let it be it or its progeny will eventually fall into your hair or face and thats fricking disgusting.
            Put it outside where it wont bother you any more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          those homosexuals never catch anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          malnourished brown recluse

          That's a baby brown recluse.

          Thats just a really good looking cellar spider/daddy long legs, normally they are so small/skinny that their features are hard to miss, but this guy is pretty big. Cellar spiders are harmless but against other spiders? They kick anyones ass, even brown recluse would get BTFO by a cellar spider.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        malnourished brown recluse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Recluse don't have markings on their abdomen.. they are solid in color

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Brown-banded Recluse.
            native variety

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a baby brown recluse.

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