That's a boxing spider. Notice the little boxing gloves apendages. Mostly harmless but just like the mantis shrimp, it can punch a hole through your finger if you try to bother it up close.
>cellar spiders will never bother you! >start to fall from their designated shitting spots to everywhere else, including your body
You gays are bunch of liars.
Bullshitto. I’ve never had a cellar spider land on me. They prefer to travel via walls or floors.
I had one that I'd spotted before drop down on a string Mission Impossible style right onto my nose while I was on my laptop.
At that point I put it outside, I'm off-limits.
Cellar spider, they’re ok. Not as horrifying to look at like most of their kind. Apparently eats bigger spiders but I’ve never seen them in action, just seen them hanging around not moving much
That there is a cellar spider in the family pholcidae, also known as a daddy long legs.
Let me tell you about cellar spiders, OP. They are the BEST spider. This is an inarguable fact. They: >move slowly and predictably, and so do not freak people out with erratic movements >generally stay out of the way, preferring nooks and crannies for web building >rarely move from their spots >eat damn near anything that wanders into their webs >eat OTHER SPIDERS and control their population (seriously, those long legs are used to wrap up chunkier spiders from a distance, it’s awesome. Pic related is a cellar spider I observed eating a house spider in my kitchen.) >also control their OWN population via cannibalism >are utterly harmless to humans on account of their fangs being too small to pierce human skin
These boys are the perfect spider. Let them live in your house and you’ll soon reap the benefits in the form of a near-total absence of house spiders, widows, etc. If you see one out in the open, just chuck it behind a unit or something and let it keep on doing its work.
This guy is right, pholcus phalangioides are great. Completely harmless to us, somehow win against other spiders and stay out of your way. I used to have issues with tons of critters during the summers until I started leaving these things alone and suddenly the only thing I'll see is the occasional moth for the past few years.
>I need to touch up some paint behind her
You have now taken a picture of her. She is loved. You will have to wait to touch up the paint until she has passed away (which will be this Autumn).
Hate Garden Spiders so fucking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these fuckers made.
Hate Garden Spiders so fucking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these fuckers made.
Where is "here"? Im from Texas, and she's like 4 inches long I think.
I hate those spindly motherfuckers, I've been vacuuming them all up for weeks now in my new house, and bringing inside these cute little bastards to take their place.
Spiders are bros
I leave spiders to do their thing inside. They never bother me. Free pest control.
There are more spiders inside that you haven't seen anyway. Killing them one at a time is kinda pointless.
If you let it be it or its progeny will eventually fall into your hair or face and thats fucking disgusting.
Put it outside where it wont bother you any more
Thats just a really good looking cellar spider/daddy long legs, normally they are so small/skinny that their features are hard to miss, but this guy is pretty big. Cellar spiders are harmless but against other spiders? They kick anyones ass, even brown recluse would get BTFO by a cellar spider.
I had a daddy (mommy I guess) long leg spider in my room, and I left it there to get rid of bugs, but it had eggs and I had to get rid of it
What’s this guy? I found him on the floor. UK, btw.
A spider
Most likely a local hobo spider species.
That's a boxing spider. Notice the little boxing gloves apendages. Mostly harmless but just like the mantis shrimp, it can punch a hole through your finger if you try to bother it up close.
You cannot fool me, witch. I know the cum mittens when I see them.
Tan Hermit
>no one here knows what a house spider is
And I bet you think this is a picture of a cat too.
I know them as "shaky/trembling spiders" in my language. There's always one in every library bathroom I've been.
>cellar spiders will never bother you!
>start to fall from their designated shitting spots to everywhere else, including your body
You gays are bunch of liars.
Bullshitto. I’ve never had a cellar spider land on me. They prefer to travel via walls or floors.
I had one that I'd spotted before drop down on a string Mission Impossible style right onto my nose while I was on my laptop.
At that point I put it outside, I'm off-limits.
giant funnel web spiders nest outside my door some years
I toss katydids in their webs and watch the lil bastards lunge at em
The bushed right outside my office is full of the little ones.
I like to slap a moth or fly out of the air and toss it into their nest.
Cellar spider, they’re ok. Not as horrifying to look at like most of their kind. Apparently eats bigger spiders but I’ve never seen them in action, just seen them hanging around not moving much
I squish all spiders I see
That there is a cellar spider in the family pholcidae, also known as a daddy long legs.
Let me tell you about cellar spiders, OP. They are the BEST spider. This is an inarguable fact. They:
>move slowly and predictably, and so do not freak people out with erratic movements
>generally stay out of the way, preferring nooks and crannies for web building
>rarely move from their spots
>eat damn near anything that wanders into their webs
>eat OTHER SPIDERS and control their population (seriously, those long legs are used to wrap up chunkier spiders from a distance, it’s awesome. Pic related is a cellar spider I observed eating a house spider in my kitchen.)
>also control their OWN population via cannibalism
>are utterly harmless to humans on account of their fangs being too small to pierce human skin
These boys are the perfect spider. Let them live in your house and you’ll soon reap the benefits in the form of a near-total absence of house spiders, widows, etc. If you see one out in the open, just chuck it behind a unit or something and let it keep on doing its work.
>t. cellar spider
OP do NOT believe this long-legged fuck
That sounds like something a giant house spider would say.
This guy is right, pholcus phalangioides are great. Completely harmless to us, somehow win against other spiders and stay out of your way. I used to have issues with tons of critters during the summers until I started leaving these things alone and suddenly the only thing I'll see is the occasional moth for the past few years.
Loxosceles reclusa. It's an indoor spider so leave it there
My little spider :3
She made a huge net outside my house. I came close to get a look at her, but she ran away and she's REALLY fast. Pretty cute.
Here's her when she was younger. I need to touch up some paint behind her net, might have to get rid of her soon :<
>I need to touch up some paint behind her
You have now taken a picture of her. She is loved. You will have to wait to touch up the paint until she has passed away (which will be this Autumn).
Hate Garden Spiders so fucking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these fuckers made.
Hey guys just an update, she had kids!!
Where is "here"? Im from Texas, and she's like 4 inches long I think.
>It's completely harmless or deathly lethal
Great job guys
it's a brown recluse that's etiolated as fuck
I hate those spindly motherfuckers, I've been vacuuming them all up for weeks now in my new house, and bringing inside these cute little bastards to take their place.
>When he realizes platy jumpers don't do well inside because of the wrong environmental conditions
I don't care my last house had a bunch inside and they did fine mm44h8
gay spider
Nah looks cool. Bet your too pussy to pick it up with your hands
yeah im too much of a pussy, not gonna grab him...
here is another pic, i never see spiders where im at, got to be the first one ive seen in years
Looks like a garden-variety pholcida
Completely harmless and he'll even catch bigger spiders for you if you let him have his web
should i put him outside? leave him be? squish him?
Outside would be best. Or leave it as is, it’s not gonna hurt you at all.
Spiders are bros
I leave spiders to do their thing inside. They never bother me. Free pest control.
There are more spiders inside that you haven't seen anyway. Killing them one at a time is kinda pointless.
If you let it be it or its progeny will eventually fall into your hair or face and thats fucking disgusting.
Put it outside where it wont bother you any more
those gays never catch anything
Thats just a really good looking cellar spider/daddy long legs, normally they are so small/skinny that their features are hard to miss, but this guy is pretty big. Cellar spiders are harmless but against other spiders? They kick anyones ass, even brown recluse would get BTFO by a cellar spider.
malnourished brown recluse
Recluse don't have markings on their abdomen.. they are solid in color
Brown-banded Recluse.
native variety
That's a baby brown recluse.