Spider?

The heck is this guy? Found him crawlin around by my tub...should I squish him?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a daddy (mommy I guess) long leg spider in my room, and I left it there to get rid of bugs, but it had eggs and I had to get rid of it

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this guy? I found him on the floor. UK, btw.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A spider

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely a local hobo spider species.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a boxing spider. Notice the little boxing gloves apendages. Mostly harmless but just like the mantis shrimp, it can punch a hole through your finger if you try to bother it up close.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot fool me, witch. I know the cum mittens when I see them.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tan Hermit

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one here knows what a house spider is
    And I bet you think this is a picture of a cat too.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know them as "shaky/trembling spiders" in my language. There's always one in every library bathroom I've been.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cellar spiders will never bother you!
    >start to fall from their designated shitting spots to everywhere else, including your body
    You gays are bunch of liars.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshitto. I’ve never had a cellar spider land on me. They prefer to travel via walls or floors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshitto. I’ve never had a cellar spider land on me. They prefer to travel via walls or floors.

      I had one that I'd spotted before drop down on a string Mission Impossible style right onto my nose while I was on my laptop.
      At that point I put it outside, I'm off-limits.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    giant funnel web spiders nest outside my door some years

    I toss katydids in their webs and watch the lil bastards lunge at em

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bushed right outside my office is full of the little ones.
      I like to slap a moth or fly out of the air and toss it into their nest.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cellar spider, they’re ok. Not as horrifying to look at like most of their kind. Apparently eats bigger spiders but I’ve never seen them in action, just seen them hanging around not moving much

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I squish all spiders I see

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That there is a cellar spider in the family pholcidae, also known as a daddy long legs.
    Let me tell you about cellar spiders, OP. They are the BEST spider. This is an inarguable fact. They:
    >move slowly and predictably, and so do not freak people out with erratic movements
    >generally stay out of the way, preferring nooks and crannies for web building
    >rarely move from their spots
    >eat damn near anything that wanders into their webs
    >eat OTHER SPIDERS and control their population (seriously, those long legs are used to wrap up chunkier spiders from a distance, it’s awesome. Pic related is a cellar spider I observed eating a house spider in my kitchen.)
    >also control their OWN population via cannibalism
    >are utterly harmless to humans on account of their fangs being too small to pierce human skin
    These boys are the perfect spider. Let them live in your house and you’ll soon reap the benefits in the form of a near-total absence of house spiders, widows, etc. If you see one out in the open, just chuck it behind a unit or something and let it keep on doing its work.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. cellar spider
      OP do NOT believe this long-legged fuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like something a giant house spider would say.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is right, pholcus phalangioides are great. Completely harmless to us, somehow win against other spiders and stay out of your way. I used to have issues with tons of critters during the summers until I started leaving these things alone and suddenly the only thing I'll see is the occasional moth for the past few years.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loxosceles reclusa. It's an indoor spider so leave it there

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My little spider :3
    She made a huge net outside my house. I came close to get a look at her, but she ran away and she's REALLY fast. Pretty cute.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's her when she was younger. I need to touch up some paint behind her net, might have to get rid of her soon :<

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I need to touch up some paint behind her
        You have now taken a picture of her. She is loved. You will have to wait to touch up the paint until she has passed away (which will be this Autumn).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate Garden Spiders so fucking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these fuckers made.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys just an update, she had kids!!

      Hate Garden Spiders so fucking much. They get pretty massive here. When I was a kid my brother and I called them Megazord Spiders. Can't walk anywhere without running into a web these fuckers made.

      Where is "here"? Im from Texas, and she's like 4 inches long I think.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's completely harmless or deathly lethal
    Great job guys

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a brown recluse that's etiolated as fuck

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate those spindly motherfuckers, I've been vacuuming them all up for weeks now in my new house, and bringing inside these cute little bastards to take their place.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When he realizes platy jumpers don't do well inside because of the wrong environmental conditions

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care my last house had a bunch inside and they did fine mm44h8

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah looks cool. Bet your too pussy to pick it up with your hands

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah im too much of a pussy, not gonna grab him...
      here is another pic, i never see spiders where im at, got to be the first one ive seen in years

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a garden-variety pholcida
        Completely harmless and he'll even catch bigger spiders for you if you let him have his web

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          should i put him outside? leave him be? squish him?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Outside would be best. Or leave it as is, it’s not gonna hurt you at all.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spiders are bros
            I leave spiders to do their thing inside. They never bother me. Free pest control.
            There are more spiders inside that you haven't seen anyway. Killing them one at a time is kinda pointless.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you let it be it or its progeny will eventually fall into your hair or face and thats fucking disgusting.
            Put it outside where it wont bother you any more

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          those gays never catch anything

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          malnourished brown recluse

          That's a baby brown recluse.

          Thats just a really good looking cellar spider/daddy long legs, normally they are so small/skinny that their features are hard to miss, but this guy is pretty big. Cellar spiders are harmless but against other spiders? They kick anyones ass, even brown recluse would get BTFO by a cellar spider.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        malnourished brown recluse

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Recluse don't have markings on their abdomen.. they are solid in color

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brown-banded Recluse.
            native variety

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a baby brown recluse.

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