So this is your ideal woman? You would rather take this thing that's less functional than a dog than a modern woman?

So this is your ideal woman?
You would rather take this thing that's less functional than a dog than a modern woman?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like she pissed herself in the last panel

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pygmalion complex (a sexual and romantic fascination with machines, robotics, cybernetics and bionics, as well as “near humans”)
    My ideal woman is unironically a quadruple amputee, for whom I can build bionic and cybernetic limbs for.
    I would charge her and clean her nubs every day with gentle scrubs in the shower with her favorite soap and then I would massage her whole body to prepare her for her cybernetics

    Bonus points for a mangled/acid attacked face that I could design a prosthetic silicone mask for

    I know it’s weird I don’t know what the frick is wrong with me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Physically speaking I would like large (like Maria Oz sized) eyes with monolid, maybe a 25% East Asian and 25% white Latina on one side and, 25% Ukrainian, and 25% finish on the other side of her family.
      Large lips, hourglass body, blue/green eyes and blonde hair. arms and legs cut off around halfway down on all four, preferably with elbow joints to make building cybernetics easier

      Mangled face AFTER a high rez 3d scan so that way I could generate a silicone prosthetic face designed after her normal face

      >tfw I will never look into her human eyes while gazing at lifeless silicone around it, holding her wireframe skeletal prosthetic hand

      I have something wrong with me, I will never hurt anyone or do anything weird I just have had this fascination since I was like 14ish and it won’t go away

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know why this happened too
        After years of physical and sexual abuse by older women in my life I have a bit of a fear of them
        Intimidated by them, specifically if they get too close. Even though I’m an adult male when one gets close inside I still feel like the scared six year old boy I used to be.
        With a girlfriend who is a cyborg I can feel more capable, less scared. Since I build and maintain her limbs she will never want to hit or rape me, she can love me completely and I can finally feel safe
        These feelings of fear manifested themselves into a perversion that I will never be rid of

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal woman is 170cm, racist, dark sense of humor, green eyes, small breasts, wouldn't mind sleeping in her own room, is self sufficient so basically we only see each other when we want to frick or when we torrent and chill, plays mmos, doesn't get grossed out by gore, hates crowds, likes dogs, is smart and uses a nice smelling shampoo, also should look naturally cute (like a 6 or 7) without makeup on. Is it really too much to ask?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's people like you that fall for onlyfans prostitutes

      plays mmos? you fricking moronic or something?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo girlfriend > autist girlfriend

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a woman who can be a good mom, cook a nice barbecue, drinks cold ones with you and have a killer body
    So pretty much Mira from Mato Seihei no Slave

  6. 9 months ago
    Batowl

    Wow that's cute n wholesome

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're autistic
      in reality it's cringe and predatory

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ritual Lobotomy should be mandatory for every woman past the age of 30 years old.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is autism even real? genuine question.
    there is literally no evidence of it existing. it is said that autism is an invisible disorder, yet doctors judge you on appearances alone (I have experience). they cannot look inside your head and see that you're 'neurodivergent' that way. so most of the diagnosis process is based on sight and what you tell them. like, a woman can have all symptoms of pregnancy while NOT being pregnant, you know? and someone who talks to himself can appear like a schizo. this stuff is unreliable, imho

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im autistic and smarter and better functioning than you. suck my dick the future is autistic.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autismo is cute.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignoring the obvious jokes about the utility of dogs vs women, and taking the most amoral, pragmatic option of you want a moron sex slave -
    The average low functioning autistic is usually morbidly obese, and has what might be argued to be the opposite of a symmetrical, traditionally attractive face. They're very expensive to care for and prone to bouts of destructive rage. They are often disgusting, and unable to clean themselves. Consider, your autistic sex slave is going to shit herself on her period. Even if you're into that, it'll be far cheaper for you long term to hire a prostitute to shit herself for you than to raise and maintain your own moron sex slave.
    Taking an actual normal woman hostage and building yourself a nice Austrian basement suite would probably be easier than a moron sex slave.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes acting doped up not autistic. Black person

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will not get sexually intimate with her
    If he won't then I will

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol? thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the opposite is what happens

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mentally ill people say exact the opposite of the truth

        more news at 11

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking bullshit
      the market experiment has been done long time ago, and boys never chosing dols or plushies,
      even at the young age of 2/3 as soon as they even see a big road mashine like excavator for example, they want excavator toy or train or trolley truck, or a car toy, basicaly a toy that represent raw power, strenght and ingenuity of men, then they go into violent phase 4-8 when they after weapons replicas, guns, swords etc
      boy build forts and castles out of sofas blakets and pillows while girls are making "tea party" at the mini table
      i did a painting in kindergarden where my mum is a director, and when kids play girls keep to girls and boys keep to boys when they are playing, they have all kinds of toys and i have never seen girls play with boys toys and vice versa,
      in the whole live i remember 1 girl in kindergarden who was into lego, and most of all lego tehnics (slizers-pre bionicle stuf)
      and she grow up to have bf and be normal in colege
      girls want to wear things other girls wear and boys want to wear stuf that do not look stupid and with girly colours, thats all
      you fricking gayot

      https://i.imgur.com/BleWXI0.jpg

      So this is your ideal woman?
      You would rather take this thing that's less functional than a dog than a modern woman?

      dog is less funcional than a modern woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember reading about some study where they tested very young babies (like 1-3 months or something) to try and eliminate any chance of upbringing affecting the results, and they still found basically the same thing. When placed in a room with a 'mechanical' toy like a truck and a stuffed animal/doll/etc placed at equal distance in front of the subject, the male infants mostly went to the mechanical toy first while the female infants mostly went for the non-mechanical toy first.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter got molested

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never actually seen an example of a parent forbidding a kid to play with toys that are associated with kids of the opposite sex, nor have I heard of anyone being afraid to let their boy play with girls/girly toys in fear of him becoming feminine. That's just bizarre.
      When I was growing up, the only kids my age in the neighborhood were girls, so when I played with them, I obviously played with their dolls and engaged in "girly" play, such as pretending to be at the hairdresser's, shopping for clothes, etc.
      Now nothing is wrong with me at all, I'm 100% straight and everything else that comes with it. Children are naturally curious and will want to try everything, but ultimately, nature and its hormones will prevail unless parents are there to "intervene".

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less functional than a dog than a modern woman?
    Youre walking into it too hard

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