So, is that true boys who are good with animals can get women more easily?

So, is that true boys who are good with animals can get women more easily?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically yes because women are animals and they know the man will be able to handle them well

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If a male is good with animals it definitely makes me like them more overall as a person, whether we are compatible or not. I look for people who are kind and empathetic with emotional intelligence, being good at building bonds with animals requires all of these plus the ability to read body language well, which is also valuable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      okay, but what do women think?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Women? who gives a shit what women think?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm good with animals and never had any girls approach me. I haven't had a girlfriend in 30 years (pretty much all my life).

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfwngf

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MarcoZozaya.jpg
    This twink is so sexy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His eyes are green

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's got the kinda eyes I wanna see looking up at me while he sucks my c-

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He is a boy doll

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish outdoors twinks existed. The only creature worth fricking.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only with regards to dogs and/or horses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tell me about the Azusa beetles

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put that down, you twit, it's extremely venomous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      baka, you don't even know the rhyme

      red touches black, you're ok jack
      red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I heard it as

        Red and black, friend of Jack
        Red and yellow, kill a fellow

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/lARdkCU.jpg

        [...]
        [...]

        I heard it as

        Red and black, friend of Jack
        Red and yellow, kill a fellow

        I figured out a better mnemonic when I was 11 because I knew I'd get it confused

        >Black, yellow, red, leave it alone are you fricking moronic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I heard it as

        Red and black, friend of Jack
        Red and yellow, kill a fellow

        https://i.imgur.com/lARdkCU.jpg

        [...]
        [...]

        Only works with north American coral snakes.
        South American species have different order of colors.

        OP's pic is a male Scarlet Kingsnake btw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      baka, you don't even know the rhyme

      red touches black, you're ok jack
      red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow

      I heard it as

      Red and black, friend of Jack
      Red and yellow, kill a fellow

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get off Wauf bro ur so hot

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly caring about animals won't get you laid on its own moron

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I put a snake up my butthole

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, same rules as always. Replace pretty boy there with a neckbeard and women would be talking about animal abuse and leave no trace instead of thinking about writhing phallic objects with a pulse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >neckbeards
      >being good with animals
      lol
      lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I'm misunderstanding the meaning of neckbeard, but yeah, I'd say above average.

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