So everything is whale?

So everything is whale?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a freediver, I'm literally a whale.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always was

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, everything is hippo. Whale's just gave up the feet

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump, jive, and whale!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, things are going quite whale.
    And you?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if dinosaurs would exist today nobody would care about them except eco hippies, just like whales, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So if dinosaurs would exist today nobody would care about them except eco hippies, just like whales, right?

      depends. ppl get major league upset when deer, boars, bear etc. destroy their lawns etc. - now imagine a (herd) of Brachisaurus (OR SOMETHING BIGGER!) coming through your lawn. chances are, even if dinosaurs were alive during the stone age, we would have hunted them to extinction by the arrial of gun powder at the latest. Triceratops probably were as agressive as hippos/rhinos, you can't have those running around your suburbia....

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We hunted shit to extinction during the stone age. That this dumb theory is still being told is annoying beyond belief.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are those two brown dolphins on the right?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't bowheads have a mouth live the other filter feeders?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually everything is a fish. Every vertebrate is, anyway. Go ahead try to prove me wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go ahead try to prove me wrong.
      Why would I? Everything you said was correct.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are whales so much bigger than other prehistoric sea animals when land mammals aren't as big as prehistoric land animals?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baleen whales got massive very specifically to migrate to the polar regions where there was a super-abundance of food.
      The giant sauropods also are believed to have evolved under a very particular set of evolutionary pressures.
      It's not as simple as bigger == better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Megalodon's extinction allowed them to grow larger in a vacuum period where they had no giant predators left.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pre-Meg extinction, whales on average might've been slightly smaller but they were also much faster and the oceans were far more temperate and warmer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      False premise. We know of at least one ichthyosaur that was blue whale sized, and thus this was probably the largest species we know of (since the species may have undiscovered larger specimens).
      In general are ichthyosaurs are a probable candidate for containing the largest animals that have ever lived, and likely ever will.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that's wrong. The largest animal that ever lived is your mom.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We know of at least one ichthyosaur that was blue whale sized
        We know of an extremely fragmentary piece of jaw that assuming the same proportions as smaller giant ichthyosaurs that it would be the size of a blue whale, but that’s an extreme assumption and saying it’s likely the biggest is misleading. Ichthyosaurs were not filter feeders so have much more of a limit on their size than whales

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ichthyosaurs were not filter feeders
          Neither is the sperm whale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we dont and will never know the full extant of prehistoric animals, because of osedax destroying bones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Antarctic and arctic conditions we see today that allow for strong polar ocean circulation and super krill blooms did not exist until whales were around to take advantage of them. They showed up at the right time to hit the get big jackpot.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything is cetacean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cetaceans (/sJˈteJʃənz/; from Latin cetus 'whale'

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