Snail genocide

I feel really bad. My dad said we were gonna get some garden work done, I thought it was just gonna be 1 or 2 guys digging up some weeds in the backyard. A whole crew showed up with this power washer type thing and have annihilated fricking everything, flowers and all, backyard, side of the house, frontyard. There's nothing left but wet dirt and rock. If I had known, I would've brought all the snails I could find in until it was over. How do I feel less guilty? I just watched them all get shoa'd and their home become a post-apocalyptic wasteland. We had those beautiful stripey yellow ones too, grove snails I think they're called.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 4-5 we had a small garden pond that had tadpoles in it. One time my dad pumped all the water out and left the tadpoles to die on the ground. He said it was because they "attract snakes". I screamed and cried and went through the pile of corpses trying to save any that were still alive.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be dad
    >wake up
    >decide to glass the entire garden
    What exactly was the meaning of this decision lmao. And why did he need your help when he had already hired a bunch of goons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The son was probably being a sperg putting snails on his face and rolling around in dog shit and he wanted his line to continue so he had to issue a wake up call.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a weird fantasy to have

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard snail slime is good for your face

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?
    What's he planning to do in the garden?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this kind of stuff just kind of happens anon, like when you look down and see ants which means you probably stepped on a few by accident.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, only psychopaths powerwash their garden

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be me
    Travelling with my bike
    See snake on the side of the highway
    Pickup a big leaf, grab the snail and place it on the middle of the road
    Watch a car btfo it
    Haha fricking homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snail snail snail why did i said snake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ARGGHHHHHH

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    first they came for the snails, and I did nothing

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    F for the snails
    They're resting in snaily heaven now

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The snails would genocide whatever you plant you dummy. One of my favorite activities as a kid was hunting snail in my grandma's garden and throwing them in the street to either bake or get run over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mine was to paint the shells of live snails and then just release them randomly all over the neighborhood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        huh that'd be interesting to observe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The snails would genocide whatever you plant
      Plant natives and you'll never have to worry about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >snails can't eat plants in their native habitats
        How are you capable of being this moronic while still having the ability to type out coherent sentences?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >snails can't eat plants in their native habitats
          They can, but the plants in their native habitats are more than capable of coping with it.
          Put snails on chicory and it will spring right back after its leaves are eaten, put snails on some Hosta and it will get obliterated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How do you explain weeds still gowing in areas with big populations of snails and slugs?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Population fluctuates with food availability
            >lots of weeds
            >lots of snails
            >snails overeat due to reproducing too much
            >not many weeds
            >many snails die of hunger, not many snails
            >weeds regrow, lots of weeds

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >snails overeat due to reproducing too much
              >not many weeds
              This simply doesn't occur in nature.
              Bare soil is impossible to find in the wild unless you're in a thick dark forest, a rocky place or somewhere extremely cold or hot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because weeds and most natives suck. There's a reason we don't bother to grow shit that not even snails will eat unless they have to.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >most natives suck
              I doubt you can even identify five native plants of your landscape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s slugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie dad didn't even plant anything though

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did your dad frick up his yard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it?
      What's he planning to do in the garden?

      >be dad
      >wake up
      >decide to glass the entire garden
      What exactly was the meaning of this decision lmao. And why did he need your help when he had already hired a bunch of goons?

      Convenience I guess, he's not big on nature. Silver lining, I do get to start the garden again from scratch now. What should I plant? I live in the UK so the climate that implies ought to be factored in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is Karl Pilkington’s childhood type stuff. Have any more dad stories, anon?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's how you get poltergeists in your house. Albeit slow ones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very underrated anon.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch it or you'll be next, boy.

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