slug thread. anyone ever race one? tips to make it faster or pick a fast one ?

slug thread
anyone ever race one? tips to make it faster or pick a fast one ?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone every race one?
    yes, I won by a lot

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are snails and slugs related ?
    the semi is like the hybrid of both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're so related I think slugs usually still have a shell as well, it's just internal like a cuttlefish bone or something. I think slugs are just semislugs that finished their shell-less evolutionary journey.
      Give the slug wikipedia a read it was pretty interesting when I read it a while ago.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try various performance-enhancing drugs and report back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if I immersed it in a vial of testosterone

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tips to make it faster
    Pour salt on tail.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact about slugs is that they're actually just snails who lost their shells. In time they find a new shell and become snails again otherwise they burrow underground and live the rest of their lives with the worms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed very loudly

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about semis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woah, I'd never seen one. of those. hat the frick even is that?, the shell surely can't be functional, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There exist about 1,000 species of semi-slugs in comparison to about only 500 species of slugs.
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-slug

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am a breeder of racing slugs of fine pedigree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how much would one of these pristine racing slugs fetch

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do slugs think about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      slug stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what's in front of them, time of day, getting back through rush hour to go home to wife and kids. basic slug stuff

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