>Skills : Stealth, Persuasion

>Skills : Stealth, Persuasion

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only skill cats have is they are surplus killing ecosystems and spreading parasites and diseases to everyone to the point not even stupid crazy cat hags can defend how shitty cats are. Cats are doomed. I can see cats being considered illegal this century it will start in countries like locations like New Zealand, Hawaii, and Australia and expand further from there. And we will be one step closer to cats being intentionally killed into extinction. Those shitty animals have had it coming for thousands of years.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're making me more inclined to agree with him.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trained in: Heavy Armor, Grappling, Climbing
    >special feature: Damage return

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cats still keep the house and the places where you don't want rodents to be relatively clean. They do frick off farther from the "center" so to speak and just not seeing rats is a big boost vs. walking in for breakfast and there are c**ts diddling the cheese like they own the house.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persuasion? Should me more like torturing with humorous intent.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sure, feel free to homebrew/rebalance
    I put Cha 20 on cats because of their 0 practical usefulness to us, compared to how much we tend to like and care for them. Like that's all they got on us
    >kitty went prruuaw! Aaawww! Have food and shelter and all the toys!

    Dogs won us over for many reasons; is what I tried to convey.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mother runs over our cat's head on the driveway while she's going to work
    >the cat is mangled with exposed brains and pretends she's fine while sitting in an upright position
    >dies
    cats are something else

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hmmm who to believe: everyone in the past that has benefited from keeping a cat around areas where rodents are, or some autist in 2023 screeching "UHMMM ACSKAULLY CATS ARE LE USELESS!!!!!!!!!"

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >int: 1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >str: 10, dex: 19, con: 8, int: 3, wis: 10, cha: 16
      AKA I'm gonna filch everything and get away with it: the build.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cat

        Str 2
        Dex 26
        Con 16
        Int 1
        Wis 12
        Cha 20

        Dog (average hound/shepherd mutt)

        Str 12
        Dex 14
        Con 12
        Int 14
        Wis 16
        Cha 18

        Crow

        Str 1
        Dex 12
        Con 12
        Int 20
        Wis 19
        Cha 18

        The Chad Coleopteron

        Str 30
        Dex 5
        Con 20
        Int 1
        Wis 1
        Cha 30

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Specialty: Engineering

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >titanfall but all the pilots are frogs
      I want it so badly bros...

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skill: Mountaineering
    >Trait: Stun-proof
    >Ability: Ram

    >Bio:
    >These horned grazers dwell on misty peaks and stroll casually across sheer cliff faces.
    >Some have been granted lavish towers in exchange for service to the bipedal Sapiens.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goats of the Tower have a high Purity rating. I, also, am not pure enough. I shall continue to gaze upon their glory from the outside.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do humans feel attraction to cats?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do men like pussy?
      Real mystery mr.gayboy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their poop will make you attracted to men

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is the stereotype that lesbians have cats?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          because most women have cats

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their poop makes you homosexual, and there are no females on this site.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they keep the grain stores verminfree

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the combination of their dextrous finesse of movement, their hyperpredator/assassin features, and their small size which makes them more of a joke than a threat, compared with the bigger cats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're cute and fluffy. what's not to like?

  13. 7 months ago
    warm hearty dog soup
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a really cool looking cat. What is it? From where?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might be a Pampas Cat judging by the honker

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asian leopard cat.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skills: ...?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >History, Survival

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      blocking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy Armor

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like psychic because they can control people's mind roflmaocopter

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