*shits all over your the inside of your cabinets*

They deserve death.

  1. 4 months ago
    Lesser rat guardian

    Teach them better then.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shit back at him. Turdmog the vermin.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >see rat
      >trap rat but keep it alive tho
      >put it in a bucket
      >take laxatives
      >make sure to eat a lot of food beforehand
      >wait a few hours
      >feel bowels rumble, get ready
      >drop pants and squat over bucket
      >ready, aim, FIRE!
      >rat looks up in horror as a tidal wave of shit comes at it, knowing there's nothing it can do
      >absolutely drench it in shit
      >pull up and pants and turn around
      >Look at rat as you know you have defeated it
      >dump out rat and shit in backyard
      >rat runs away to live another day but will ultimately be traumatized
      >rat tells friends not to fuck with that one dude
      >pest problem no more!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I set up traps yesterday and already caught 2 rats

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're in my walls, scratching and they don't seem to ever come inside my flat, I don't know what to do...

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at this little man

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    beat a mouse to death with a golf club earlier lads. Felt kind of bad when it didn't die after the first strike.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, did it bleed onto the floor?

      https://i.imgur.com/6KRYgGD.jpg

      look at this little man

      Kill it immediately, bash it's head in with the back of a wrench.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I let him loose in the desert, he was probably eaten by a snake within half an hour.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you so full of hate

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd hate them too if you weren't such a sheltered pissbaby.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only a sheltered pissbaby can hate an animal. Just be a real man and hate other people and end up in bar brawls.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they can be potty trained you know

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mice are dumb and easy to trap. It's the rats that are a problem.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had the opposite experience; rats are easy to trap or shoot but for every mouse I've caught there's been another 20 trying to get into the basement.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit i snap trapped 22 mice during the summer in my crawlspace. I think I have everything sealed up but those friggin deer mice can still tunnel in through the dirt. I got so sick of daily going in the crawl space and pulling up mice i bought those bait kill blocks and put them in the crawlspace and outside the house.
        Really hoping during the fall and winter I dont have a repeat.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love you anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he okay?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably not

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you at least eat him?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few months ago we had some mice eating our foodstuffs, so I set up the rotating bin lid trap.
    Pretty sure I caught the momma first, so I put her into a fishtank I had spare and dumped in a bunch of sand and leaf litter for digging. About 3-4 days later I caught a dozen smoller mices and put them in the tank, too.
    Free mice :3 They really liked corn.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I caught two today with glue traps and swiftly crushed their heads in with a wooden rod from a hardware store before throwing their corpses into a plastic bag.

      If you like them, good for you, but if I see any, I have them killed.

      >Glue traps
      It's there for if the snap traps don't work. Both are effective.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having such a disgusting shit house that you get rodent infestations. Couldn't be me.

        At least you didn't leave them to suffer on the glue traps because you're too much of a pussy gay to end them.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rodents don't care how clean your house is its just warm shelter to them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, had to tell my shitty apartment complex landlord about it and said he can't do anything until late october. It's getting colder outside so they're coming into warm places.

            At least they're easy to trap and kill. Fuck rodent vermin.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're just trying to survive. be angry at your landlords negligence not some innocent rodents

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care, if I get a trapped rodent, I kill it quickly and throw it in a bag.

                Fuck wild mice.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ye.
            Food? Sometimes check.
            Shelter? Big check
            Security? Also big check.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >security
              not in my house mickey

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had a huge rat infestation because of my rabbits' food lying around, and took care of it by keeping the food under lock and key. Only had to trap a few of them, the rest fucked off. Then again it doesn't get that cold here so idk.

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