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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    die

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell my lion wife to be careful with the jars of jam. Also lick her face while having a raging hardon

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you try and take a bite too? Keep in mind, the cat (female) already ate so wouldn't attack you apparently.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this AI generated?
      why do I see a dead leopard which appeared to be swallowed by a prey animal in the tundra

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a cougar
        baby cougars are spotted
        idk what you're talking about here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would you approach a massive predator and her babies
      I love kittens but I love having my spleen inside me a bit more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sleep well, mountain goat

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE'S SO PRETTY!!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down because it likely just ate and will be in a less panicky/wary mindset

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer to clean her face with my hands and then ask her out for a drink.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give headpats

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww, she's winking!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I walk to the nearest cheetah den

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what are you going to do in the cheetah den?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are going to protect me, Cheetahs are our long lost comrade

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add another color to that face.

  11. 5 months ago
    future

    it just ate so you're somewhat safe. make yourself look big and walk backwards while faving it straight.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    however

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why i'm africa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >mfw I become entire continent of africa

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        salvia is some serious shit

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back up slowly while making myself seem big, it's clearly already eaten so it should let me go.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he needs another dog to lick his face because he can't clean himself at least not his face he needs another dog to do it it's regular dog shit basically he just hasn't gone home or whatever

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer napkin.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do?
    nothing because she obviously isn't hungry right now

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find that oddly attractive, there's no hope for me.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you take a bath with a lioness THOUGH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you take a bath with a lioness THOUGH

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap her ass and call her sexy.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It obviously already ate something, I'm quite safe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      EPBP

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all good. If she's got fresh blood all over her face it means she's had a pretty big meal recently.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It obviously already ate something, I'm quite safe

      >What do?
      nothing because she obviously isn't hungry right now

      Back up slowly while making myself seem big, it's clearly already eaten so it should let me go.

      it just ate so you're somewhat safe. make yourself look big and walk backwards while faving it straight.

      I am really not sure that lionneses only kill when they are hungry, and I am not sure that a lioness may stop being hungry.
      I know that wolves kill everything while they can. Are lionesses different?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wolves kill everything while they can.
        They do?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer her salami

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it good for her?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        >captcha: K0T44

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is there a lioness out here? This isn't Africa.
    >blast it with my .357

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    me next please, madame

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand up on my tippy-toes, flap my jacket around, and yell really loud to scare her off.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accept your fate

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