The pet and animal community
Tell my lion wife to be careful with the jars of jam. Also lick her face while having a raging hardon
Would you try and take a bite too? Keep in mind, the cat (female) already ate so wouldn't attack you apparently.
Is this AI generated?
why do I see a dead leopard which appeared to be swallowed by a prey animal in the tundra
its a cougar
baby cougars are spotted
idk what you're talking about here
>would you approach a massive predator and her babies
I love kittens but I love having my spleen inside me a bit more
>sleep well, mountain goat
SHE'S SO PRETTY!!
Calm down because it likely just ate and will be in a less panicky/wary mindset
Offer to clean her face with my hands and then ask her out for a drink.
Aww, she's winking!
I walk to the nearest cheetah den
And what are you going to do in the cheetah den?
they are going to protect me, Cheetahs are our long lost comrade
Add another color to that face.
it just ate so you're somewhat safe. make yourself look big and walk backwards while faving it straight.
Wonder why i'm africa
>mfw I become entire continent of africa
salvia is some serious shit
Back up slowly while making myself seem big, it's clearly already eaten so it should let me go.
he needs another dog to lick his face because he can't clean himself at least not his face he needs another dog to do it it's regular dog shit basically he just hasn't gone home or whatever
nothing because she obviously isn't hungry right now
I find that oddly attractive, there's no hope for me.
Would you take a bath with a lioness THOUGH
>Would you take a bath with a lioness THOUGH
Slap her ass and call her sexy.
It obviously already ate something, I'm quite safe
It's all good. If she's got fresh blood all over her face it means she's had a pretty big meal recently.
I am really not sure that lionneses only kill when they are hungry, and I am not sure that a lioness may stop being hungry.
I know that wolves kill everything while they can. Are lionesses different?
>wolves kill everything while they can.
Offer her salami
Is it good for her?
>Why is there a lioness out here? This isn't Africa.
>blast it with my .357
me next please, madame
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Stand up on my tippy-toes, flap my jacket around, and yell really loud to scare her off.
Accept your fate
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
Save name for the next time I post.