>rescued a kitten recently. >decided to call it adolfputin

>rescued a kitten recently
>decided to call it adolfputin
>mom is angry af and demands i change the name or she cuts my neetbux
>guys please give me the worst name imaginable

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cutting you off because you gave something an offensive name
    why are white people like this? my parents would just find it funny.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill cosby

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't name him Black personman you're doing it wrong.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meowsolini or hiltervaldimir

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terry A. Davis

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gushin' Granny

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kidfrickerbabyrape

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine's named Dwight D. Eisenmeowler.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personious

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>guys please give me the worst name imaginable
    Gernig - seemingly harmless but shines when she's trying to call back in the house by saying its name repeatedly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      devilish

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cumfart

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might like Maus

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBC bawd in Spain.

  15. 9 months ago
    Sage

    fake and gay, in options because it was so lame

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the spiting you do to your mother anon, but Erika could fit the bill for both the bad and ww2 combo but while being passable, but please do try to be less of a dick to her, she pays the rent I assume

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jon'Quavios

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Jackson cause he's black and he's white.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mombitch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My vote

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clitmouth von Keepers.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    donald

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    georgefloyd

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bobo a good nome for a cat. Not OP btw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a name that's goofy in a good way. It also means fool in Spanish so the name fits if your cat is a bit of a numbskull.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please give the kot to someone who isn't an butthole. It's a shame your mom was allowed to shit you out without flushing you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who isn't an butthole
      no you, then
      heh

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post this on /b/, doing it here is like going into a kebab place and asking for a plate of shepherd's pie.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoah epic /b/ thread, my man!

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the most successful and mentally stable catgay on Wauf

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chairman Meow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meow Zedong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kony

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      General Butt Naked if we're going for African warlord names.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you spite your mother like that? She's giving you home, food, and money out of love for you, and now your asking Internet strangers to come up with an intentionally horrible name for your cat because she didn't like you naming it after Adolt Hitler. I hope this is just a LARP.
    Other than that, Boneripper is a cool name.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NEET
    >obsessed with hitler
    >lives with mommy
    >still in their edgy teenager phase
    >doesn't realize how pathetic their behavior is
    reads like a chatGPT post trained on Wauf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      infinite time for whatever
      likes history
      always
      jealous
      reads like a reddit post

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >things that didn't happen

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, newbies should read lovecraft for context.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you treating one of the internet's most overused jokes as if it were hidden knowledge

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      call him 'blackie' or something. i read somewhere that 'Black man' was used to refer to the devil. as in he was seen as something like a MIB where he appeared when you hit rock bottom and make you an offer for the soul yada yada.

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